You saw those guys too?
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Posted on 10/25/2004 8:57:49 PM PDT by ofset
I personally was poisoned just last week by KGB agents disguised as one of my goats. It happened while I was attempting to visit a clandestine soviet group meeting near my home.
In my last moments of consciousness I was able to rip the disguise from my attacker and saw with horror that it was indeed a KGB agent, in full soviet gear. The evil soviet agent had even pretended to like the goat treats I was offering and eaten some of them! After that I knew nothing until I awakened in the hospital.
I will be posting a full account of this experience shortly to all of FR, in order to bring to light the terrible threat to our country. These agents have inflitrated even to the extent that it has become dangerous to raise dairy goats. The menace is upon us.
Recently I caught one of my other goats wearing a soviet jacket and speaking in Russian. I know it is my duty to alert the populace. Putin has sent agents to infiltrate goat herds throughout the country.
The next day, I knew I had been poisoned. I was neusous, had the chills, a bad taste in my mouth and a pounding head ache. All signs of KGB poisoning.
The fact I had several ruined relationships after words only proves their evil genius.
Chechins are actively trained in Turkey and allie Georgia takes US funds to fight them and then arms them itself. Plus many German and British mercs have been killed there. Just last month 25 turks were killed.
Steaming your agenda along, I see.
And Bush doesn't have a spy network? And Israel doesn't have one (just last month a man busted passing secrets to Israel). Oh yes, double standards, you like those, that and paranoia sky fallings.
No no, you are applying a level playing field. Double standards, these guys only understand double standards.
Many Chechens fought along side the KLA in Kosovo and have been found fighting against the US in Afghanistan. Chechens were also trained along side the KLA in Bin Laden's camps. I'm sure they have found new training grounds now, but that doesn't change the fact that the KLA, Chechens and Islamic terrorists are all aligned.
Gasp. That's right. You were planning to run against Putin in the next election.
Now it is highly probable that the 0.000002% of the population which was strongly behind you will have to look elsewhere for a candidate to buck Putin with.
And you will have to seek asylum, no doubt, in either the UK or here, both countries where there is never a hint of political intrigue or conspiracy.
A lot of Russians live in England, a lot that would like to see Zakayev a toasty turd.
And I think Tapthesource, probably on his or her fifth reincarnation here on FR, has been here a lot longer. Like an entire week.
Maybe it was the father of a dead russian soldier or some baby from Beslan?
No no, first I become Vice President of the US, then I move to Russia and become speaker of the Duma, then head of Russia and lastly I take over the UN and as Secretary General I fold up the table and all go home.
Hay, that hurts, I have more friends and relatives then that. :(
That is the logical approach, based on facts and high probablitities.
But you see, in order to make Putin into the next soviet invader, we must instead take the view that all over the world islamic radicals are real, except in Russia, where they are actually KGB agents.
Cognitive dissonance is indeed alive and well.
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Well I personally know quite a few people who like you very much, in spite of not having met you.
I know I told you I moved to Pennsylvania to retire, but I need to be honest and tell you the truth. I moved here to try to uncover a large KGB ring here.
They dress very simply, don't shave and don't even drive. They are very very secretive and keep to themselves. This group pretends to be farmers and carpenters but I'm onto them :-)
But regarding the article, Russia has been spying on us at a Cold War pace pretty much continuously. There was no break.
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