Daily Kerry Crack-ups - October 26, 2004 (Photos)

Yahoo! ^ | 10/26/2004 | Various

[itsnevertoolate]

Kerry attends a rally at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay, providing any number of pompous poseur looks. He attempts to throw a football for the umpteenth time on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay. Kerry flies to Las Vegas for another rally where he appears to turn a little green and becomes a shadow of himself. Having left Bill Clinton's side, Kerry now practices his Village People synchronized moves with trip director Setti Warren and a local voter (thanks for the great caption LegalEagle61!) After failing with the football in Green Bay, Kerry fails with a baseball in Las Vegas.

Teresa crosses her fingers, perhaps to cover some lies, and is bored listening to a peon.

7 days until the election. 8 more days of Kerry Crack-ups.

 

 

1Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry (R) attends a campaign rally at the University of Winsconsin, Green Bay.(AFP/Hector Mata)

 

 

2Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., applauds as elected officials are introduced prior to his delivering a speech on homeland security at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay in Green Bay, Wisc. Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. Left to right are Southfield, Mich. Mayor Brenda Lawrence, Trenton, N.J. Mayor Doug Palmer, Los Angeles Mayor Jim Hahn, Kerry, and Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

3Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry listens as he is introduced at the University of Wisconsin Green Bay in Green Bay, Wisconsin, October 26, 2004. Kerry turned the tables on Republicans who call him unfit to be commander in chief and said President Bush failed the 'fundamental obligation' of the job -- to keep America as safe as possible. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)

 

 

4Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., says the pledge of allegiance prior to his delivering a speech on homeland security at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay in Green Bay, Wisc. Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

5Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks at the University of Wisconsin Green Bay in Green Bay, Wisconsin October 26, 2004. Kerry spoke about his proposed plans for improving homeland security. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

6Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., pauses as he delivers a speech on homeland security at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay in Green Bay, Wisc. Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

7Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry (L) plays ball with one of his assistants at the Green Bay Airport in Winsconsin.(AFP/Hector Mata)

 

 

8Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry throws a football to a staff member on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay, Wisconsin October 26, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

9Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., throws a football on the tarmac before departing the Austin Straubel International Airport in Green Bay, Wisc. Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

10Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry tosses a football with staff members on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay, Wisconsin October 26, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

11Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry catches a football thrown by a staff member on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay, Wisconsin October 26, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

12Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry catches a football thrown by a staff member on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay, Wisconsin October 26, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

13Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., catches a football on the tarmac before departing the Austin Straubel International Airport in Green Bay, Wis. Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

14Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks his foot out after an errant pass from a staff member on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay, Wisconsin October 26, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

15Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry signals its time to board the plane after playing catch with a football on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay, Wisconsin October 26, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

16Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., greets supporters at a rally at Jaycee Park in Las Vegas, Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

17Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry arrives at a campaign rally in Las Vegas, Nevada October 26, 2004. There is just one week to go until Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

18Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., takes the stage during a campaign stop in Las Vegas, Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Joe Cavaretta)

 

 

19Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry greets supporters during a rally in Las Vegas, Nevada. Kerry unleashed a new attack on US President George W. Bush on Tuesday, over a huge cache of deadly high explosives missing in Iraq.(AFP/Hector Mata)

 

 

20Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gestures to the crowd as he takes the stage at a Kerry campaign rally in Las Vegas, Nevada October 26, 2004. There is just one week to go until Kerry faces incumbent President George W. Bush in the U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

21Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at a rally at Jaycee Park in Las Vegas, Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

22Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (R) and his trip director Setti Warren (L) leave a campaign rally in Las Vegas, Nevada October 26, 2004. There is just one week to go until Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

23John Kerry, right, greets early voter Celso Acosta after a campaign stop in Las Vegas, Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004. (AP Photo/Joe Cavaretta)

 

 

24Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (L) winds up to throw a pitch to staff member Marvin Nicholson on the tarmac at the airport in Las Vegas, Nevada October 26, 2004. There is just one week to go until Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

25Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry plays catch with a baseball with the Luxor Hotel behind him on the tarmac at the airport in Las Vegas, Nevada October 26, 2004. There is just one week to go until Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

26Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry plays catch with a baseball in front of the Las Vegas skyline on the tarmac at the airport in Las Vegas, Nevada October 26, 2004. There is just one week to go until Kerry faces President George W. Bush in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

27Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential candidate Jehn Kerry, crosses her fingers as she talks with supporters Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004, in Lorain, Ohio. Heinz Kerry told uninsured Ohioans to be hopeful that her husband would be elected president and enact his health care plans. (AP Photo/Tony Dejak)

 

 

28Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, listens to an uninsured Ohioan at a community health center Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004, in Lorain, Ohio. Heinz Kerry told uninsured Ohioans to be hopeful that her husband would be elected president and enact his health care plans. (AP Photo/Tony Dejak)

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[conservative in nyc]

Does this guy EVER learn about tossing the football? At Green Bay Airport near Lambert Field? He's no Brett Favre.

[spodefly]

BTTT

[dubie]

heh.

[elizabetty]

How many Gs is John Kerry exposed to in this photo?

[jennyjenny]

Ok, I can't take it anymore....is #13 for real? Is he really closing his eyes again or has this photo been messed with? What a dork!

[mylife]

"Most Girlie Candidate EVER"!!

[samiam1972]

Ugh! He's such a dork! He really shouldn't play sports.

[Misschuck]

I've had it, I am starting to crack. I wish he would shove that unisex LLBean jacket up his a$$.

[worrywart]

As much as I have enjoyed the daily Kerry crack-ups, I can't wait for the last edition and the caption "After losing the election in a landslide, John Kerry gives his concession speech."

ww

[LiberalBassTurds]

What a scripted dork. He plays football in Green Bay. What's he do when he arrives home to "Bean Town?" Pass gas?

[beckysueb]

Number 14- its a football, stupid, not a soccer ball, you french wimp!

[llevrok]

what the heck is it with that jacket, anyway?! He seems to wear that whenever he is in small towns. Is that his country bumpkin look?? Like a Mr. Dress Up doll!

[kasparik]

Can you imagine four more years of this. Eight???!!!

[mylife]

The secret Lib handshake:

Who's a whuzza! Who's whazza! sis boom ba! Im a whazza! Im a whazzu!...like Al Gore!

[LegalEagle61]

Hey, did you guys hear about that dirty trick I played on President Bush? It's a lie, but that is what I am good at..."

[beckysueb]

Oh Sweet Jesus!!

[shezza]

Zoiks! I thought frosted pink lipstick went out thirty years ago. Oh, wait, that's representative of HIS ERA (the four months in Vietnam...did you know he was in Vietnam?). F'n wears more makeup than I do.

[itsnevertoolate]

All photos in the first post in the thread are linked from the Yahoo! photo site and are not retouched. What happens to them in subsequent posts is anybody's guess.