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Suggestions wanted: What should James Carville put over his head this Election Day?
one man's opinion..

Posted on 10/28/2004 11:02:55 AM PDT by ken5050

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To: ken5050

A clear plastic bag, secured by a duct tape, and have him play astronaut street hockey on I-10 through Louisiana


81 posted on 10/28/2004 11:25:42 AM PDT by 5Madman2 (DemocRATS are Vermin)
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To: ken5050

Close lid and flush.
(Note: larger turds may require several flushes.)


82 posted on 10/28/2004 11:26:14 AM PDT by ru4liberty (I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know Who holds tomorrow. May His Name ever be praised!)
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To: ken5050
Possibly also:

Regards, Ivan

83 posted on 10/28/2004 11:26:16 AM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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84 posted on 10/28/2004 11:29:03 AM PDT by DTA (Proud Pajamista)
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To: ken5050

All he would have to do is smile. No one would recognize him except maybe Mary Matalin and his kids.


85 posted on 10/28/2004 11:29:56 AM PDT by Lunkhead_01
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To: MadIvan

Back for a second bite of the apple, are we?..How about one of those "Roundheads" hats...or a Prussian helmet, the one with the big spike ( I forget what it's called...a "perfloogle" or somesuch) so that when he inserts it up Clinton's arse, it'll tickle..


86 posted on 10/28/2004 11:30:08 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

A bag full of scorpions..


87 posted on 10/28/2004 11:31:28 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: ken5050

I'd like to see him put a pair of panty hose over his head. Can you imagine? He would look even stranger than he already does.


88 posted on 10/28/2004 11:31:57 AM PDT by RedWhiteBlue
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To: ken5050

I was just outside cleaning up droppings and I've got his bag right here


89 posted on 10/28/2004 11:32:00 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.)
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To: ken5050

A manhole cover.


90 posted on 10/28/2004 11:32:07 AM PDT by Pete'sWife (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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To: ken5050

Has anyone suggested a reddish cloud - a pinkish mist?

(slapping myself for insensitivity)


91 posted on 10/28/2004 11:32:33 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: ken5050
100' of water.

Pray for W and Our Election

92 posted on 10/28/2004 11:32:56 AM PDT by bray (Nam Vets Rock!!)
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To: ken5050

A Barbwire G-string and write "I will not lie" on the chalkboard 100 times


93 posted on 10/28/2004 11:34:58 AM PDT by ALWAYSWELDING
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To: ken5050

A burka (sp?)


94 posted on 10/28/2004 11:37:55 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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95 posted on 10/28/2004 11:40:29 AM PDT by arichtaxpayer (We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.)
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To: ken5050
Nah, Mary M.'s going to drug him Monday night, then take a bold black Sharpie and write W WINS 4 More. LOL
96 posted on 10/28/2004 11:44:30 AM PDT by MKM1960
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A sheet?


97 posted on 10/28/2004 11:45:53 AM PDT by nobody_knows (Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lips.)
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The snake should take one used condom from the rapist clinton, and slide it on his ugly face.


98 posted on 10/28/2004 11:51:45 AM PDT by gedeon3
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A pair of John Edwards' panties and a used monthly plug from Ms. Theressa in his foul mouth.
99 posted on 10/28/2004 12:06:28 PM PDT by Ocracoke (Kerry has finally choked his little goose!)
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I don't care, as long as it is opaque, soundproof and irremovable.
100 posted on 10/28/2004 12:07:24 PM PDT by LexBaird ("Democracy can withstand anything but democrats" --Jubal Harshaw (RA Heinlein))
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