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Ventura Speaks Out For Kerry
St. Paul Pioneer Press ^ | 10/29/04 | Tom Webb

Posted on 10/29/2004 6:24:14 AM PDT by brbethke

Former Gov. Jesse Ventura ripped President Bush on Thursday for mismanaging the war in Iraq, for burdening future generations with a huge national debt, and for blah blah blah blah blah...

(kindly excuse the hasty and sloppy scan)

(Excerpt) Read more at twincities.com ...


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: 2004election; election; election2004; glassjawventura; jesseventura; kerry; minnesota; presidential; ventura
Go to the source if you really want to read what the big fat bald doofus had to say. I just had to post the photo, which is in the print edition but oddly enough not online. Yeah, if I was running for office, that's the guy I'd want endorsing me.
1 posted on 10/29/2004 6:24:14 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: brbethke
ROFL!!! The caption says that Ventura's appearance is sponsored by Kerry/Edwards!! I thought they had the very best in make-up men! Maybe they should stop spending so much time working on the Breck Girl's hair!!
2 posted on 10/29/2004 6:26:18 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Republicam)
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To: brbethke

" big fat bald doofus"

Nuff said


3 posted on 10/29/2004 6:27:09 AM PDT by international american (Support our troops!! Send Kerry( back to Bedlam,Massachusetts,and close the U.N.)
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To: brbethke

Everyone should remember how wildly popular Ventura was as MN governor. So popular he didn't run for reelection, and only entered the governorship with under 40% of the vote in his state.

Keep on campaigning Jesse!


4 posted on 10/29/2004 6:27:48 AM PDT by rwilson99 (I am a South Park Republican)
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To: brbethke

Ventura was a nice political Oddity.. alas his actual tenure as Governor was largely a failure.


5 posted on 10/29/2004 6:28:14 AM PDT by HamiltonJay ("You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.")
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To: brbethke

I don't listen to actors, rock stars, atheletes or the mix of all three (pro-wrestlers.


6 posted on 10/29/2004 6:29:19 AM PDT by infowars_victory (Under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me.)
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To: brbethke

Man, that looks more like one of the arc enemies on Star Trek.

Some Vulcan dude.

Jesse's gone round the bend.


7 posted on 10/29/2004 6:29:26 AM PDT by Area51 (Diapers and Politicians need to be changed-For the same reason)
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To: brbethke

What has happened to Ventura? He looks like a side-show freak! Oh, I guess that is what he has always been especially when he was govenor. A great endorsement for Kerry. This will probably cause him to lose votes.


8 posted on 10/29/2004 6:29:35 AM PDT by Moconservative
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To: brbethke
Election 2004

The Adults:

versus

The Flakes:

9 posted on 10/29/2004 6:29:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: brbethke

jesse Ventura.....pet detective????????







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10 posted on 10/29/2004 6:29:44 AM PDT by afnamvet (Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 Jet Noise...The Sound of Freedom!)
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To: brbethke

A bitter failed Governor, who now looks like he belongs in rehab.


11 posted on 10/29/2004 6:29:49 AM PDT by Dane (Trial lawyers are the tapeworms to wealth creating society)
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To: brbethke

They need a celebrity death match with Jessica 'The Bonehead' Venture versus Ahhhnold 'Jessica is a Gurly Man' Schwarzenegger.


12 posted on 10/29/2004 6:30:55 AM PDT by Se7eN
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Well, that does it for me, now that Jesse has spoken I'm definitely gonna vote for Satan this election...er, I mean Kerry.


13 posted on 10/29/2004 6:31:14 AM PDT by IMKDnom
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To: brbethke

The Demoncats have "has been Ventura"...The Republicans have Arnold....my case rests....


14 posted on 10/29/2004 6:31:58 AM PDT by Stateline
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To: Area51

I think he's working on the Klingon forehead thing, and he's almost got it.


15 posted on 10/29/2004 6:32:17 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: brbethke; Travis McGee

He was probably broke and heavily in debt.

Then MaMa TRex made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

It would be great to audit his accounts here and any new offshore accounts.

Travis noted a few months ago that 800 million or 1 billion in Ma Ma TRex's accounts could buy a lot of support.


16 posted on 10/29/2004 6:32:36 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (When will ABCNNBCBS & the MSM fishwraps stop Rathering to America? Answer: NEVER!)
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To: brbethke
Jesse "The Mouth" Ventura is proof that dead politicians, and their wanna be's like Ventura, can make gobblin like sounds in the afterlife.

How fitting for the Halloween season.

17 posted on 10/29/2004 6:32:43 AM PDT by G.Mason (A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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To: brbethke

Ventura: godfather of the girlie-thugs.


18 posted on 10/29/2004 6:33:22 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: Se7eN

2 count them 2 people who were in the movie The Predator were or are in offices of power in the United States.


19 posted on 10/29/2004 6:33:38 AM PDT by infowars_victory (Under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me.)
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To: brbethke

Jesse, is the best that the whining third party losers ever came up with.


20 posted on 10/29/2004 6:34:14 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (When will ABCNNBCBS & the MSM fishwraps stop Rathering to America? Answer: NEVER!)
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To: infowars_victory

Hehe yeah.. and we know which one survived ;)


21 posted on 10/29/2004 6:34:44 AM PDT by Se7eN
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To: brbethke

Jesse...you look a little messy!...what you been smokin dude?


22 posted on 10/29/2004 6:34:57 AM PDT by Stateline
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To: brbethke

Jesse is the poster boy for the psychological ravages of anabolic steroid abuse.


23 posted on 10/29/2004 6:35:49 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (I actually did vote for John Kerry, before I voted against him.)
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To: Area51
I think he's turning Klingon!


24 posted on 10/29/2004 6:43:27 AM PDT by Minnesocold ("It's just not going out there the way the press wants you to think it is for the Kerry campaign.")
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To: brbethke
if ever a man needed a toupee, Jessie does.
26 posted on 10/29/2004 6:48:35 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: brbethke
Ventura Speaks Out For Kerry

Me thinks Jesse was dropped on his head a few too many times.

27 posted on 10/29/2004 6:49:22 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Hey, look at me, I'm a math major.)
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To: brbethke

Ventura, another "Hasbeen" for Kerry.


28 posted on 10/29/2004 6:50:51 AM PDT by LtKerst (Lt Kerst)
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To: rwilson99
Oh, Parkinson's Boy is talking again? *sigh*

Just ignore him and he will go away.

29 posted on 10/29/2004 6:52:30 AM PDT by akorahil (Oh Guy Fawkes...where are you now? (Yes, that was sarcastic...))
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To: brbethke

I ignore Ventura like the plague. Who gives a rat's @#!& what that idiot has to say?


30 posted on 10/29/2004 6:54:32 AM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: brbethke

Just please, nobody say Ventura was a Navy SEAL. Ventura was UDT at a time when there was a vast difference between UDTs and SEALs. He was never a SEAL for one minute in his life.


31 posted on 10/29/2004 6:56:54 AM PDT by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: Travis McGee
Sorry, that's further down in the article.

He even scoffed at Bush's service in the Texas Air National Guard.

"If I were to serve that way in the United States Navy, I firmly believe I would never have gotten an honorable discharge, because that was not serving with honor, when you don't show up," Ventura, a former Navy SEAL, told several hundred students at Century College in White Bear Lake.

"I would have probably ended up in the Portsmouth naval prison," Ventura added later.

Yeah, like John Kerry knows something about serving with honor or getting an honorable discharge.

32 posted on 10/29/2004 7:07:12 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: brbethke

Ventura is a POS. He not only was not a SEAL for one day in his life, he was never any closer to VN than the whorehouses of Subic Bay PI.


33 posted on 10/29/2004 7:54:44 AM PDT by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: Moconservative
What has happened to Ventura? He looks like a side-show freak

He always was a side show freak, and I, for one, can proudly say I knew he was all along. I couldn't believe that sheeple were stupid enough to vote for him, and that event gave me great concern about the state of voters.

This idiot is also very anti G-d. In fact, in this latest sideshow speech he said in a sneering voice "George Bush wants us to wait for G-d (emphasis his) to cure diseases. Well, we're going to be waiting for a very, very long time."

34 posted on 10/29/2004 8:20:25 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If it weren't for double standards liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: bullseye876
. Claims to have been Seal but may have been in UDT unit without Viet Nam combat experience.

I know that there is controversy about his service. He's always bragging about it too, like Kerry.

Remember Ventura's "I hunt man" statement? What a weirdo.

35 posted on 10/29/2004 8:25:25 AM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If it weren't for double standards liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: brbethke

All the ghouls are coming out for kerry. This one is among the freakiest.


36 posted on 10/29/2004 8:43:19 AM PDT by eleni121 (Islam arose as an ideological movement against Rome/Byzantium...nothing has changed)
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To: Area51
Jesse's gone round the bend.

Down under there's a saying which means the same thing, and which I love: Jesse's gone beyond the black stump.

37 posted on 10/29/2004 8:46:20 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: brbethke

"can I get me a huntin' license to hunt man here, man?"


38 posted on 10/29/2004 4:32:29 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece:Charity is conservative;doing it with someone else's money is liberal.)
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To: brbethke

another famous MN "independent" , Tim Penney came out and endorsed democrat Patty Wetterling.
Further proof "independent" is just another word for nothing left to lose.


39 posted on 10/29/2004 4:34:08 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece:Charity is conservative;doing it with someone else's money is liberal.)
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To: Lijahsbubbe

"can I get me a huntin' license to hunt man here, man?"


40 posted on 10/29/2004 4:36:43 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece:Charity is conservative;doing it with someone else's money is liberal.)
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To: brbethke
So the elitist press who used to view Jesse Ventura as a muscleheaded moron freak is now featuring him as a statesman with something of value to say?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

41 posted on 10/29/2004 4:59:16 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Rakkasan1

LOL!


42 posted on 10/29/2004 5:11:24 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If it weren't for double standards liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: brbethke

Jesse made Minnesota the laughing stock of the nation once again.


43 posted on 10/29/2004 6:11:22 PM PDT by Otta B Sleepin ("The only path to safety is the path of action. And this nation will act." G. W. Bush)
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To: brbethke

Theres one very confused Klingonocrat....


44 posted on 10/29/2004 6:27:41 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: brbethke
Lefty Turnbuckle is a Liberal buffoon.

He always tried to come across as middle of the road,But you could tell he really was a liberal at heart.He became Governor by exploiting a RAT law that allowed you to register to vote at the polling place on election day.

No ID needed,Just show up with a bill or something with your name and address on it or have another registered voter vouch for you and that was good enough.

Instant registered voter ready to vote.He got a lot of people who aren't normally involved in voting to show up at the polls,register,and vote for him.

I think he got like 35-37 % in a three way race.The RAT got 3rd. Hubert H. Humphrey jr. the 3rd or some stupid crap like that.

45 posted on 10/29/2004 8:26:44 PM PDT by HP8753 (Bypass Online News Sites Registration>>>> www.bugmenot.com)
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