Posted on 11/03/2004 3:04:13 PM PST by Snapple
Me too,Sam,but I don't have an acre.Lucky you!
Well I for one am safe from the terrorist attacks here in New Jersey! I am safe because the others who live in this state are spinless cowards that voted for that Communist John Kerry.
So now I can relax because I know that OBL won't attack a bunch of spinless cowards that voted against Bush, like they did here in New Jersey, we are a Blue state. */scarasm off
Us ol' rednecks got this brand new can of "Wup Ass" and a brand new can opener. This is in honor of your "threat". We are inviting you to dinner. Come casual and ready to get your self some virgins.
Osama, what's your cell number again? Okies need to pass along a little message to you from our red state.
I live in NJ. I think I'll be safe for a long time.
We've got the guns, and our people are widely dispersed, so virtually any attack you can try to mount will not be nearly so effective as NYC.
In fact, wide distribution of the population makes us an extreemly difficult target. Under Bush, more people own homes. So even high density apartments are dwindling.
Bring it, me and my shiny metal friend are waiting.
I'm not advocating violence...but if bin Laden really wants some of the mosques
in the USA to end up being some really cool churches and synagouges...
all he needs to do is light the flame with another attack in the USA.
With LOTS of National Guard personnel (many of them police in their regular jobs) out of the country,
an ugly terrorist attack in a red state (most of them with LOTS of citizens with
rifles, pistols and shotguns)...the retributions will be over before civil authorities
can control it.
Seems bin Laden forgets that his last successful attack on the USA depended on
origination point in state with (effectively) gun bans.
If they'd tried to take over planes flying out of Texas, there'd have been a good
chance of some Barry-Switzer type with a gun on board (back in the pre 9-11 days).
Hey, the Sophia Hagia in Isatambul was originally a Christian church...
that sort of thing can cut in the opposite direction, Osama.
Yippee-ky-yay, M*****F*****S. Mess with Texas, and we'll invade your sorry-*** country with or without the rest of the U.S...
Here is a map of your target area. The infadel says "Bring it on, biatch!"
I guess Osama didn't believe Kerry's oft recited statements that he would kill Osama.
To be fair to Osama it was hard to keep track of what Kerry believed and really believed. And when.
I didn't know Pennyslvania, New York, and Washington, DC were red States.
Maybe about a million redstaters could send their addresses to Osama's site, just in case he has any trouble finding us.
From our New Year's Eve Celebration last New Year Eve, loaded and ready to go when needed...
:>)
Oh, and your post inspired me to post one of my pics...thanks!
And just what does he think us blue state people are going to do, sit back and watch it happen. No, we are going to work harder to become red states.
The red countie will give them even better exposure. They already know where Bly Oregon is. In Beatty Oregon the local store alreeady has a sign welcoming Osam and offering to show him a really good time. Come on boy, don't waste your life hiding out out in some dingy camel stable.
And people say we aren't winning the war on terror. Go figure.
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