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Kerrys "Plans" Included with Specially Marked Bottles Of Heinz Catsup
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Posted on 11/04/2004 6:05:19 AM PST by woofie

Now available with specially marked bottles of Heinz Catsup (for a limited time only):

"John Kerry's Plans For a More Sensitive,More Effective War in Iraq " These secret plans, developed in the US Senate over 20 years are now available to you in this one time only offer.

Available in Eggshell Blue and WindSurf Silver, JOHN KERRY'S PLANS, were to be used by "Smarter" and "More Effective" people in Office of The President of The United States of America. Sealed with the official seal of The United Nations, they can be yours to study and ponder.

Get Yours Today


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: kerry; ketchup

1 posted on 11/04/2004 6:05:20 AM PST by woofie
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To: woofie

I can't make up my mind whether I want one or not.


2 posted on 11/04/2004 6:06:16 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: woofie

Available in French only


3 posted on 11/04/2004 6:06:48 AM PST by woofie
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To: woofie

How about "Loser Lavender"?


4 posted on 11/04/2004 6:07:34 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (America Wins!!!)
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To: woofie

Actually I am hoping to find a pair of flowered spandex.


5 posted on 11/04/2004 6:08:22 AM PST by OldFriend (PRAY FOR POWERS EQUAL TO THE TASKS)
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To: OldFriend

More likely they come with his skidmarked undies when he found out that the exit polls were all WRONG!

I am still laughing just imagining the look on his face.

"What do you mean the polls are wrong?"


6 posted on 11/04/2004 6:12:33 AM PST by A Real Dan Fan... NOT (2 Johns. 2 flushes. 2 craps gone.)
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To: A Real Dan Fan... NOT
Oh they knew the polls were fake, they thought we'd be fooled.

Amazing the lengths they'll go to steal an election.

7 posted on 11/04/2004 6:21:00 AM PST by OldFriend (PRAY FOR POWERS EQUAL TO THE TASKS)
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To: woofie

That's pretty funny, but to tell the truth I've about had it with Hunt's ketchup. Suppose it's ok to buy Heinz again now that the election's over?


8 posted on 11/04/2004 6:22:20 AM PST by cloud8
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To: cloud8

I couldnt give up Heinz catsup ...Its everywhere and also addictive


9 posted on 11/04/2004 6:53:54 AM PST by woofie
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To: A Real Dan Fan... NOT
(exit polls)

"This venture into unreality was buttressed by supposedly confidential exit polls that leaked to both presidential campaigns late Tuesday afternoon. They showed Kerry riding a landslide, reversing Bush's 2000 wins in Ohio and Florida -- in Ohio by a big margin. One of Kerry's top political operatives thought the time was appropriate to deliver to me an exposition of what Bush did wrong to lose the presidency."

Perky Katie was extolling about the exit polls still talking as if they weren't rigged! And apparently the new buzz word is "Divided" - the nation is divided - what she doesn't and the rest of the morning shows talking heads/points get is that Americans DON'T want the word God, removed from anything and that we expect strong moral leadership - Diane Sawyer and PK both embraced a known rapist and immoral man and his enabling wife – those two and their male anchors are part of the problem in this country. Until they go, don’t believe anything they or their networks say...it's all just Rather-Blather. Both women are dressed in black.

10 posted on 11/04/2004 7:47:21 AM PST by yoe (Support our troops! Pray for President Bush and his next 4 years.)
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To: yoe

bump


11 posted on 11/04/2004 4:07:26 PM PST by woofie
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