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Campus Columnist Makes Sex Threats Against Conservative Women (My title)
The Miami Student Online ^ | November 4, 2004 | Steve Markley

Posted on 11/04/2004 1:08:30 PM PST by Alexander Nevsky

 

>Media bias Enacting revenge through sex

Reactionary ideologue Ann Coulter is coming to Miami next week courtesy of the College Republicans, which is this columnist’s dream come true.

However, the good Lord didn’t see fit to set the date of this column for after her visit, so I’ll just have to improvise. If Bush can go to war before he knows what’s going on in a country, then I can take on Coulter before she actually says anything. So here is what my column would look like anyway had I written it after seeing Ms. Coulter: Two conclusions can be drawn from Ann Coulter’s speech before a sold-out audience at Miami this week. First, she is right-wing, bat-sh** crazy.

Ann Coulter makes Bill O’Reilly look like Martin Luther King Jr.

During her speech I sat in the front row, close enough to smell her breath wafting at me with the strong odor of vodka, vomit and Valium—close enough that I had to explain over and over again to nearby friends the definition of a "camel toe." During her speech she made a strong stand against abortion, which makes sense because an aborted fetus does her no good.

She needs the flesh of lives babies for her sustenance.

She went on to (surprisingly) blame liberals for every bad thing to ever happen in American history. Shrieking like a lunatic, she made it clear that she values her own opinion far more than that silly liberal conspiracy known as "history." She is a Joe McCarthy apologist. That’s right, the man whose name has come to stand for everything paranoid,fearful and tyrannical about American government was "actually" the victim of liberal academics and media. Man, the things they don’t teach you in HST 112.

Let me explain something quickly: I have a dream — a goal, really — to attempt to have sex with as many female right-wing pundits and icons as I can.

Why, you ask? Because I want to wake up the next day, tell them I’ll call them soon, and then immediately delete the phone number from my cell.

Think about it. I could finally get back at conservative talk radio host, Laura Ingraham, not by debating her with sharp political insight, but simply by sleeping with her, and when she calls telling her, "Sorry, I’m sort of busy tonight. There’s a lot of you aging but mildly bone-able right wing nutjobs out there whose feelings I have to hurt."

Then there are the Bush twins. Sweet God, what I wouldn’t give.

Imagine if I boffed a Bush daughter? Every time I ran into Bush I could give him this sly little wink and shoot my finger at him like he does when he glosses over the incredible fallacies in his foreign and domestic policies.

He’d have to restrain a scowl and smile back, but deep inside he’d be thinking, "That’s the major league asshole who did Jenna on my bed."

This is my only true ambition in life. However, I’ve decided Ann Coulter is where I draw the line. If I wanted that experience I’d simply dip my genitals in a jar of acid. Therefore, my second conclusion is this: There aren’t enough left-wing revenge fantasies in the world to get me to have sex with Ann Coulter.

 

 

 

Oct. 22, 2004

 

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1 posted on 11/04/2004 1:08:32 PM PST by Alexander Nevsky
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To: Alexander Nevsky

He's obviously in love!


2 posted on 11/04/2004 1:10:17 PM PST by meyer (Our greatest opponent is a candidate called Complacency.)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

THIS person has a serious problem...


3 posted on 11/04/2004 1:11:24 PM PST by Texas dog (Need any wood?)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

One word: Loser.

This guy is a future rapist. He's sees sex as power.


4 posted on 11/04/2004 1:11:40 PM PST by Pete
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To: Alexander Nevsky
I have a dream — a goal, really — to attempt to have sex

Attempt is the key word. It's the dem women who are easy.

5 posted on 11/04/2004 1:11:54 PM PST by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I think Ann Coulter should start hiring body guards. After the pie throwing incident who know what else those evil people will do.


6 posted on 11/04/2004 1:11:54 PM PST by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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To: Alexander Nevsky
If I wanted that experience I’d simply dip my genitals in a jar of acid.

That probably would an improvement over this wanker's current sex life.

7 posted on 11/04/2004 1:12:00 PM PST by dirtboy (Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
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To: presidio9

Looks like Missy Morford has some competition.


8 posted on 11/04/2004 1:12:11 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I want to have fanatical henchmen when I grow up.)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

I have to admit, it was kind of funny...


9 posted on 11/04/2004 1:12:15 PM PST by Tulane
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To: Alexander Nevsky

Typical. They can't win in the realm of ideas, so they throw out insults and threats.


And they're the party of the little people....


10 posted on 11/04/2004 1:12:44 PM PST by Kidan (www.krashpad.com)
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To: Alexander Nevsky
Imagine if I boffed a Bush daughter?

Imagine that, and then imagine a Secret Service agent's foot so far up your arse that you could spit-polish his shoe with your tongue.

11 posted on 11/04/2004 1:13:04 PM PST by dirtboy (Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

I will humbly supply the acid.

blessings, bobo


12 posted on 11/04/2004 1:13:16 PM PST by bobo1
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To: Alexander Nevsky
Then there are the Bush twins. Sweet God, what I wouldn’t give. Imagine if I boffed a Bush daughter? Every time I ran into Bush I could give him this sly little wink and shoot my finger at him like he does when he glosses over the incredible fallacies in his foreign and domestic policies. He’d have to restrain a scowl and smile back, but deep inside he’d be thinking, "That’s the major league asshole who did Jenna on my bed."

I think the secret service should be notified about this digusting PIG!

13 posted on 11/04/2004 1:13:23 PM PST by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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To: meyer
He's obviously in love!

He's obviously writing about things about which he has no personal experience. He probably feels he is qualified on the basis of his practicing so hard when he is alone...

14 posted on 11/04/2004 1:13:41 PM PST by jscd3
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To: Pete

Hope some agency is keeping track of him!
What kind of parents raise these vile disrespectful children? Never mind!


15 posted on 11/04/2004 1:13:44 PM PST by finallyatexan
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To: Alexander Nevsky
"I’d simply dip my genitals in a jar of acid..."

I double dog dare ya'.....

16 posted on 11/04/2004 1:14:00 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Alexander Nevsky

Ifr this is a lib's idea of deep political insight....


17 posted on 11/04/2004 1:14:07 PM PST by An Old Marine
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To: Alexander Nevsky

Hey Stevie, many conservative women carry concealed.


18 posted on 11/04/2004 1:14:35 PM PST by Quilla
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To: Alexander Nevsky

"Kids Say the Darndest Things!"
19 posted on 11/04/2004 1:14:56 PM PST by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

Sexist, misogynist, the list goes on . . . but I guess that's ok if you're Mr. Markely.


20 posted on 11/04/2004 1:15:56 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Alexander Nevsky

And I'm sure the usually harsh academic rules on sexual harassment will apply to this guy. /sarcasm>


21 posted on 11/04/2004 1:16:01 PM PST by Unam Sanctam
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To: Alexander Nevsky

Right-wing women are too smart to have sex with obvious losers. They prefer men that can actually get an erection and then USE it, and not cry afterwards.

Stick to the liberal women moron, right-wing women are very particular about who they share their bodies with.

As for liberal women, you only have to profess loyalty for the cause and they will sleep with anyone. Back in the day this worked for me every time. I bet M. Moore get's plenty of liberal booty, liberal women don't have enough self-respect to by picky.


22 posted on 11/04/2004 1:16:29 PM PST by wvobiwan (Kerry/Edwards Foreign Policy Slogan: Accept our surrender or we'll sue!)
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To: Pete
This guy is a future rapist. He's sees sex as power.

Yep

23 posted on 11/04/2004 1:16:44 PM PST by COEXERJ145 (The price of freedom is eternal vigilance)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

24 posted on 11/04/2004 1:16:44 PM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: Pete
This guy is a future rapist. He's sees sex as power.

Are you sure you have your tenses right?

25 posted on 11/04/2004 1:17:16 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: Texas dog

This from an "educated" college man? Sounds like drivel from a pubescent middle school boy.


26 posted on 11/04/2004 1:17:20 PM PST by steph_in_MD
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To: Alexander Nevsky
Thank you for the heads up, Nevsky.

Boy and girls, here's the necessary information, let's go help out:

"The Miami Student is the student-produced newspaper of Miami University in Oxford, Ohio. Issues are published on Tuesdays and Fridays, while The Amusement, the entertainment newspaper, is published on Thursdays.>br> The Miami Student, established in 1826, is the oldest college newspaper in the United States. We focus on campus news and also include news from surrounding communities.

The content of The Miami Student and The Miami Student Online are the sole responsibility of The Miami Student staff. Opinions expressed in The Miami Student are not necessarily those of Miami University, its students or staff.

We encourage interested students to contact us in order to join the staff as a reporter, editor, artist or photographer."

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27 posted on 11/04/2004 1:17:21 PM PST by xJones
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To: Alexander Nevsky
If I wanted that experience I’d simply dip my genitals in a jar of acid.

Yeah. Like he's got genitals.

28 posted on 11/04/2004 1:17:29 PM PST by atomicpossum (They pelted us with rocks and garbage.)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

My step daughter goes to UM.If sexual predators like this idiot are roaming the campus i think we need to transfer her


29 posted on 11/04/2004 1:17:45 PM PST by skaterboy (59 MILLION!!)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

The funny part is that thinks he could actually get in the sack with a conservative babe. Talk about being out of someone's league.


30 posted on 11/04/2004 1:17:56 PM PST by Gingersnap
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To: Pete
Why don't I see much difference between the author and this story Muslims rule major Swedish city?
31 posted on 11/04/2004 1:18:03 PM PST by DrDavid (Tomorrow will be an even better day...)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

"Let me explain something quickly: I have a dream — a goal, really — to attempt to have sex with as many female right-wing pundits and icons as I can."

I would think that most women....not even conservatives, could spot this loser a mile away.

It also strikes me that many of the most hateful, visceral, and banal liberal men out there are also gay.

I cant say it enough...this isnt really about politics per se, its about culture, and psychology. Most of these exreme folks are just mentally ill.


32 posted on 11/04/2004 1:18:14 PM PST by Dat Mon (clever tagline under construction)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

As if this troglodite would have a chance at consensual sex with anyone. It would be easy and fun to orchestrate a situation to address his agenda, but it also would be a waste of time.....


33 posted on 11/04/2004 1:18:18 PM PST by tracer (Forrest)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

I would be willing to bet the only "date" he has had lately was with his right hand.


34 posted on 11/04/2004 1:18:54 PM PST by MKM1960
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To: areafiftyone
I think the secret service should be notified about this digusting PIG!

www.SecretService.gov

35 posted on 11/04/2004 1:19:11 PM PST by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

Should this clymer EVER get a real woman he would be stunned into silence and lapse into a catatonic state.

No decent lady would look twice at this idiot not even when putting quarters in his tin cup.


36 posted on 11/04/2004 1:19:24 PM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Tulane

Funny? More like disturbing and sick. Although, this column will get him a job at the NY Times when he graduates.


37 posted on 11/04/2004 1:19:27 PM PST by Fishface (teach a man to fish...he eats for a lifetime.)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

On second reading, I do believe that this merits a visit from the Secret Service.....


38 posted on 11/04/2004 1:19:43 PM PST by tracer (Forrest)
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To: Alexander Nevsky
She needs the flesh of lives babies for her sustenance.

He needs a competent editor.

39 posted on 11/04/2004 1:20:06 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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To: newgeezer
Reactionary ideologue Ann Coulter

Takes a reactionary to know one, I guess. At least Ann has something to be truly provoked about, unlike this small-schemed whiner.

40 posted on 11/04/2004 1:20:36 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: Alexander Nevsky

IDEA:

DO dip your genitals in a jar of acid.

Re-focus that wailing to a MUCH better cause.

RLTW


41 posted on 11/04/2004 1:20:38 PM PST by military cop (military cop)
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To: Alexander Nevsky

Note to Steve Markley: Conservative women like real men, not girlie men like you.

Have a great day!


42 posted on 11/04/2004 1:21:09 PM PST by DennisR (Look around - God is giving you plenty of hints that He exists...)
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To: Alexander Nevsky
Another class act liberal.

Trash is what they're all about.

43 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:09 PM PST by intolerancewillNOTbetolerated (I suck at my current job, so PROMOTE me. - Peter-Principle Kerry)
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To: xJones

No sense contacting the paper itself...their editorial staff approved it. Better to go right to the top of the administration, if that does any good.


44 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:19 PM PST by Bob J (Rightalk.com...coming soon!)
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To: atomicpossum

It would have to be a shallow jar.

blessings, bobo


45 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:20 PM PST by bobo1
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To: Tulane

Ping


46 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:21 PM PST by Calusa (Misunderstimattitude.)
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To: MKM1960

He was so happy when his right hand started fighting with the Left over his attentions. Never felt so loved before that.


47 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:28 PM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: Kidan
And they're the party of the little people....

Perhaps that's why he can only write about having sex.

48 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:31 PM PST by Former Dodger (Congrats on 4 MORE YEARS< Mr. President! Now let's FLATTEN FALLUJAH!)
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Any chance that we could get a picture, and/or other useful information about this bum?

In case law enforcement is curious, that is....


49 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:34 PM PST by RandallFlagg (FReepers, Do NOT let the voter fraud stories die!!!!)
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To: justshutupandtakeit
No decent lady would look twice at this idiot not even when putting quarters in his tin cup.

Every woman he dates should have a copy of this column mailed to her. He concedes at the end of his article that revenge is what makes him tick.

50 posted on 11/04/2004 1:22:38 PM PST by Colofornian
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