[Not A Snowbird]

only Bush freepers on the net paid for by homeland security

Paging Tom Ridge... I haven't been paid this week. Where's my check?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Paging Tom Ridge... I haven't been paid this week. Where's my check?

We are switching to a bi-monthly system. Checks will be sent on the 15th and will include your usual "We Won!" Bonus.

We are asking all of you to switch to the e-time card system to maximize efficiency.

Trolling on DU is still considered hazardous duty but as of Wednesday the "pretend union thug" and the "pretend dirty peacenik" projects are canceled until further notice.

You may continue to do this on your own but you will only receive straight time not double time.

[Cloud William]

Paging Tom Ridge... I haven't been paid this week. Where's my check?

You guys should've chosen the Halliburton stock options, like me! ;-)