I am a former resident of: San Clemente, La Jolla, Miramar, and San Luis Obisbo. All I can tell you is... MOVE, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! You don't want to be caught in Sodom and Gomorrah... err, umm I mean San Fransisco and Los Angeles, when they go up in cinders to pay for their crimes against humanity. MOVE NOW! You will be more than welcomed in California's version of "Fly-Over Country"!
I'm already in the friendly part :)