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Email | 11/4/04 | Michael Moore

Posted on 11/05/2004 4:05:32 AM PST by Renegade

11/5/04

Dear Friends,

Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let's, in the words of Monty Python, 'always look on the bright side of life!' There IS some good news from Tuesday's election.

Here are 17 reasons not to slit your wrists:

1. It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.

2. Bush's victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.

3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), think the war wasn't worth fighting (51%), and don't approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)

5. The Republicans will not have a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority in the Senate. If the Democrats do their job, Bush won't be able to pack the Supreme Court with right-wing ideologues. Did I say "if the Democrats do their job?" Um, maybe better to scratch this one.

6. Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that's a start. We've got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!

7. Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut -- a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut. May Ohio State pay dearly this Saturday when it faces Michigan.

8. 88% of Bush's support came from white voters. In 50 years, America will no longer have a white majority. Hey, 50 years isn't such a long time! If you're ten years old and reading this, your golden years will be truly golden and you will be well cared for in your old age.

9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.

10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It's always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can't.

11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!

12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.

13. At the state legislative level, Democrats picked up a net of at least 3 chambers in Tuesday's elections. Of the 98 partisan-controlled state legislative chambers (house/assembly and senate), Democrats went into the 2004 elections in control of 44 chambers, Republicans controlled 53 chambers, and 1 chamber was tied. After Tuesday, Democrats now control 47 chambers, Republicans control 49 chambers, 1 chamber is tied and 1 chamber (Montana House) is still undecided.

14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he's having this week. It's all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more significantly, he's just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him. It'll be like everyone's last month in 12th grade -- you've already made it, so it's party time! Perhaps he'll treat the next four years like a permanent Friday, spending even more time at the ranch or in Kennebunkport. And why shouldn't he? He's already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.

15. Should Bush decide to show up to work and take this country down a very dark road, it is also just as likely that either of the following two scenarios will happen: a) Now that he doesn't ever need to pander to the Christian conservatives again to get elected, someone may whisper in his ear that he should spend these last four years building "a legacy" so that history will render a kinder verdict on him and thus he will not push for too aggressive a right-wing agenda; or b) He will become so cocky and arrogant -- and thus, reckless -- that he will commit a blunder of such major proportions that even his own party will have to remove him from office.

16. There are nearly 300 million Americans -- 200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That's not a landslide -- it means we're almost there. Imagine losing by 20 million. If you had 58 yards to go before you reached the goal line and then you barreled down 55 of those yards, would you stop on the three yard line, pick up the ball and go home crying -- especially when you get to start the next down on the three yard line? Of course not! Buck up! Have hope! More sports analogies are coming!!!

17. Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate." That's more than the total number of voters who voted for either Reagan, Bush I, Clinton or Gore. Again, more people voted for Kerry than Reagan. If the media are looking for a trend it should be this -- that so many Americans were, for the first time since Kennedy, willing to vote for an out-and-out liberal. The country has always been filled with evangelicals -- that is not news. What IS news is that so many people have shifted toward a Massachusetts liberal. In fact, that's BIG news. Which means, don't expect the mainstream media, the ones who brought you the Iraq War, to ever report the real truth about November 2, 2004. In fact, it's better that they don't. We'll need the element of surprise in 2008.

Feeling better? I hope so. As my friend Mort wrote me yesterday, "My Romanian grandfather used to say to me, 'Remember, Morton, this is such a wonderful country -- it doesn't even need a president!'"

But it needs us. Rest up, I'll write you again tomorrow.

Yours,

Michael Moore


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These people need to migrate to a country that reflects all their views and beliefs. Cuba seems nice !
1 posted on 11/05/2004 4:05:33 AM PST by Renegade
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To: Renegade

This guy should be able to retire comfortably on all the money he has made off of stupid people.


2 posted on 11/05/2004 4:08:37 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: Renegade
Site Meter The leftist digs in...this one is not so bright...
3 posted on 11/05/2004 4:08:46 AM PST by KMC1
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To: Renegade

Face it Michael, you ARE the heart and soul of the democrat party. Well, maybe not the heart and soul, but certainly its gigantic ass.


4 posted on 11/05/2004 4:09:27 AM PST by FormerACLUmember (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
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To: Renegade

I wasn't aware he wrote comedy. You learn something new every day.


5 posted on 11/05/2004 4:10:59 AM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: Renegade
6. Michigan voted for Kerry! -- snip --

No, DETROIT voted for Kerry 93% to 7%. Without the hellhole of Detroit Bush would have carried Michigan easily.

6 posted on 11/05/2004 4:11:46 AM PST by AK2KX
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To: Renegade
Can we ever make peace with these people? I think not...
7 posted on 11/05/2004 4:12:31 AM PST by Mudcat
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To: Renegade

All of them are jokes except the last one. The last one is scary.


8 posted on 11/05/2004 4:13:11 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It's always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can't.

And Commie Cynthia is sitting over in DeKalb County saying, "Yassuh, Boss, I's gonna do yo' job jes' fo' you!"

Just damn.

 

Double-barrelled Mega-PING! to both lists! If you want on, FReepmail me!

9 posted on 11/05/2004 4:13:19 AM PST by mhking
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To: KMC1

He's gonna hurt his elbow trying to polish that turd.


10 posted on 11/05/2004 4:14:29 AM PST by Right Angler
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To: Renegade

Thinking of him leering at the Bush twins makes my skin crawl.


11 posted on 11/05/2004 4:16:23 AM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: mollynme
Thinking of him leering at the Bush twins makes my skin crawl.

Katie Curic turned him down when he asked for her company, now that was a put down, she had to sort her sock drawer.

12 posted on 11/05/2004 4:18:48 AM PST by Joe Miner
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To: Renegade
Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate." That's more than the total number of voters who voted for either Reagan, Bush I, Clinton or Gore. Again, more people voted for Kerry than Reagan. If the media are looking for a trend it should be this -- that so many Americans were, for the first time since Kennedy, willing to vote for an out-and-out liberal.

Allow me to retort:

1. Kerry didn't sell himself as a liberal. He repeatedly lied and claimed he wasn't a liberal.

2. The MSM worked tirelessly to hide the fact that Kerry was a liberal. They repeatedly lied and claimed he wasn't a liberal.

3. Sadly, the Bush campaign did very little to prove exactly how liberal John Kerry actually has been, his whole life, his whole time in the Senate. They repeatedly let Kerry slide on 95% of the specifics of his voting record and the specifics of his liberal, leftist and anti-American actions. I don't know why they did this. I suspect they thought that somehow they were "playing it safe".

4. If somehow, despite #1-3 above, the real truth about the true liberalism of JFnK actually got out, Bush's margin of victory would have been far bigger. There WOULD have been a landslide.

5. I sincerely hope that the left continues to believe that 55 million Americans voted for liberalism. I sincerely hope they put up another Great Liberal in 2008.

13 posted on 11/05/2004 4:19:09 AM PST by samtheman (www.swiftvets.com)
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To: Renegade
Bush's victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.

I guess he forgot the 2000 election, the one Algore tried to steal.

14 posted on 11/05/2004 4:20:37 AM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: Renegade

Oh, and one more thing:

All those young people are going to be 4 years older in 2008, and greatly appreciative of the Bush Economic Boom.


15 posted on 11/05/2004 4:21:21 AM PST by samtheman (www.swiftvets.com)
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To: johniegrad
Moore needed more time in school instead of at the snack bar. Kennedy/Nixon was the slimmest of margins - 100,000 votes national.

3 1/2 points is enough to WIN. Whether it's a field goal or route, you still win the game. Mr. Moore, welcome to obscurity.
16 posted on 11/05/2004 4:22:05 AM PST by macsmind76 ("thou shalt not get away with it!")
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To: Imaverygooddriver

Oh wait, that`s sitting President. Well, Bush was already elected, he just had to get elected again and again and again in 2000.


17 posted on 11/05/2004 4:22:31 AM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: Renegade

Not worthy of a response.


18 posted on 11/05/2004 4:23:44 AM PST by OldFriend (PRAY FOR POWERS EQUAL TO THE TASKS)
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To: Renegade
3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

Perpetual adolescent.

19 posted on 11/05/2004 4:24:07 AM PST by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: Renegade
It'll be like everyone's last month in 12th grade -- you've already made it, so it's party time!

Spoken by someone who has doubtless had more chances at a last month of 12th grade than others.

20 posted on 11/05/2004 4:24:30 AM PST by Egon (Government is a guard-dog to be fed, not a cow to be milked.)
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To: Renegade

What an idiot-loser savant. Did chuckle at the Pop Tart reference tho, might they be an obsession of his?


21 posted on 11/05/2004 4:25:54 AM PST by prairie dog
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To: Renegade

Kerry still lost.

Coming in second just doesn't cut it. Sort of like saying that the Yankees almost won.


22 posted on 11/05/2004 4:27:03 AM PST by OpusatFR (Let me repeat this: the web means never having to swill leftist garbage again. Got it?)
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To: Renegade
He's already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.

That's right, Lardass. And we'll do it again in '08! Red States Rule!

23 posted on 11/05/2004 4:27:45 AM PST by sauropod (Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: Renegade
18. I'm doing quite fine thank you, now worth about $350 Million. The next few years I plan to relax, eat lots of food and think about how I can take you dumb dems to the financial cleaners again. It's been fun, see you in about three years.
24 posted on 11/05/2004 4:27:52 AM PST by Sleeping Freeper
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To: mhking
Cynthia made it back to congress? I hadn't heard that. I think we need here there, making speeches every week.

I think even Major Owens thinks she is a flake.

25 posted on 11/05/2004 4:28:26 AM PST by TN4Liberty (The difference between a dead democrat and a live democrat is that the dead one only votes once.)
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To: mollynme
Thinking of him leering at the Bush twins makes my skin crawl.

My thoughts exactly... *eeeeewwww*

26 posted on 11/05/2004 4:29:27 AM PST by vrwinger ("Need some wood?")
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To: Renegade

The very definition of "sophomoric".

May he continue to be the face of the Democratic Party.


27 posted on 11/05/2004 4:30:06 AM PST by Jhensy
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To: johniegrad
This guy should be able to retire comfortably on all the money he has made off of stupid people. Yes, and as far as I can see he hasn't even said "thanks" to these lemmings.
28 posted on 11/05/2004 4:31:00 AM PST by kempster
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To: Renegade
3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

The bad news for liberals is that as these people grow up, they will get smarter and vote more conservatively. They always do.

29 posted on 11/05/2004 4:31:24 AM PST by TN4Liberty (The difference between a dead democrat and a live democrat is that the dead one only votes once.)
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To: TN4Liberty
Imagine losing by 20 million.

When you run Hillary in '08, imagine losing by 50 million.

30 posted on 11/05/2004 4:33:50 AM PST by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: Renegade

The blowhard is trying so hard to show that he's still relevant. Hey, Mikey! Your 15 monutes are up! Turn in your stupid ballcap and go take a bath, before you really stench up the place. (geez! I don't think this guy has shaved in months!)


31 posted on 11/05/2004 4:40:07 AM PST by peteram (W-1 Again)
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To: Renegade
I wonder if he's going to do another deranged rant at the Oscars next year?

Not that I'll be watching.

I never do.

32 posted on 11/05/2004 4:42:34 AM PST by Allegra (FOUR MORE YEARS!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!)
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To: johniegrad

Some selective points on Moore's points:

Point 4: I voted for Bush and I'd have agreed on election day that the nation was on the wrong track: just look at how close John Kerry was to Bush in the polls, given the historically low unemployment rate, expanding economy, etc. Have another dozen double whoppers, Mikey, and lets see what the right track/wrong track numbers look like in another month.

Point 5: The jobs of Democrats is to ensure their own individual reelections. And I think that they'll be thinking a LOT about what happened to them in 2002 ...

Point 7: Go ahead, keep deriding your opponants by calling them names. Please!

Point 8: Support for the Republican increased among Hispanics, the largest growing (both in terms of numbers and wealth) demographic group in the US. Sorry to burst your bubble, Mike, but if this trend continues, in 50 years the majority of Hispanic voters will mirror George P, not Caesar Chavez

Point 14: See Point 5, above. But if you want to think that Bush is really a lame duck, I'll be more than happy to pour the Kool Aid for you.

Point 16: See Point 8, above ... the demographics are trending away from Democrats.

Point 17: That's because the pro-Kerry Liberal Media shills were still able to lie to enough people and scare them into voting for Kerry. CBS forgeries, Halperin Memo, NBC selectively editing Kerry interviews to remove damaging comments, leaking scr*ewed up exit polling number to depress GOP votes. But besides getting 55 million people to vote Kerry all of those things did something else: showed that the blogosphere and the pajamahedin ARE out there, WILL make a difference and CAN effectively counter anything the MSM puts out. And the number of people who turn to the internet to get their decision-making news is only going to increase ...


33 posted on 11/05/2004 4:48:15 AM PST by tanknetter
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To: Renegade

This guy is immature and disgusting. He made a huge stink about the election, he was an important factor with his movie in the anti-Bush campaign here and abroad. He was damn right on one thing this election was HUGE, and he was one of those who almost defeated us. Now 3 days later he writes this garbage to make it seem like it was all one big silly joke??

It's too early for "humor" coming from you sophomoric Fatass clown, I'm not even sure Kerry partisans are ready for it yet. Hollywood and decency: worlds apart.


34 posted on 11/05/2004 4:49:37 AM PST by beckaz (Fight them THERE and NOW. HERE and LATER will only cost more lives.)
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To: Renegade
17. Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate."

Yeah, Kerry really embraced his liberalism on the campaign trail -- hence the Vietnam Rambo act, the Great White Hunter "war kin ah git me a huntin license at?" act, the strong on defense act, the I'll hunt down terrorists at any cost act, the I'm a man of faith act...

Whatever you say, Mkey. I'm willing to bet that a very large percentage of those 55 million had no clue how liberal John Kerry was.

35 posted on 11/05/2004 4:53:31 AM PST by RogueIsland
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To: Renegade

Everything to the left comes down to race, abortion , and sexual orientation. And they wonder why they lost?


36 posted on 11/05/2004 4:54:17 AM PST by PigRigger (Send donations to http://www.AdoptAPlatoon.org)
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To: Renegade
He's already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.

I'll agree with you on that one, Mike. Revenge is sweet sometimes!

37 posted on 11/05/2004 4:54:53 AM PST by RogueIsland
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To: Renegade

Better take note of #8. That's at least a partially true statement. I'll bet the demographics here on the FR are similar, so we might not see this 800 LB. gorilla coming. It's not going to take much more immigration before we will not be able to hold key states. Rush even admitted this point.

The question is: will we be able to get one or more "minority" groups to see the light of conservatism? Inroads have been made, but the outcome is less than certain. Without that change, we will not win elections in the future.


38 posted on 11/05/2004 4:59:15 AM PST by WhatHappenedtoAmerica
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To: Renegade
Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate."

This simply means that 50 million people 'who live in America' would have voted for "Democrat to be Named Later" because of their lust for taxpayer funded government goodies or their misguided, irrational hatred of George Bush.

39 posted on 11/05/2004 5:00:43 AM PST by DaBroasta (Liberalism is a severe lack of metacognative ability)
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To: Renegade
My replies....

1. It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.

Well OK, we said the same about the slickmiester in 2000.

2. Bush's victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.

As we say in golf, its not how, its how many. Or, there is no room for pictures on the score card. Get over it Bush won. And remember the last 2 Dem presidents lost, and didn't get over 50% of the vote when running for relection.

3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

As they say, if you are not a democrat when you are 20, you have no heart, if you are not a republican by the time you are 40, you have no brain. Once these people get out in the real world, lets see how they vote.

4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), think the war wasn't worth fighting (51%), and don’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)

So despite this, they reject "the most liberal member of the Senate". Tells you something.

5. The Republicans will not have a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority in the Senate. If the Democrats do their job, Bush won't be able to pack the Supreme Court with right-wing ideologues. Did I say "if the Democrats do their job?" Um, maybe better to scratch this one.

He's got 4 years. 2 years after the midterm elections.

6. Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that's a start. We've got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!

You got us there, I'm very sad over Michigan. I say, let Canada have Wayne and Washtenaw counties, and let our current governor be head of the new province, she's from Canada anyway.

7. Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut -- a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut. May Ohio State pay dearly this Saturday when it faces Michigan.

Doufus, they don't play this weekend. Maybe there is a reason though that Michigan's main color is Blue and OSU's is red.

8. 88% of Bush's support came from white voters. In 50 years, America will no longer have a white majority. Hey, 50 years isn't such a long time! If you're ten years old and reading this, your golden years will be truly golden and you will be well cared for in your old age.

We will see. Who will be paying the taxes in 50 years?

9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.

Good one here.

10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It's always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can't.

So, all blacks vote and think the same way? Sounds sort of racist to me to think that way. Anyway, we also have the first Indian elected in many years to congress, and he was a republican.

11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!

He ran as sort of a moderate repubican, what did he expect?

12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.

Huba huba.

13. At the state legislative level, Democrats picked up a net of at least 3 chambers in Tuesday's elections. Of the 98 partisan-controlled state legislative chambers (house/assembly and senate), Democrats went into the 2004 elections in control of 44 chambers, Republicans controlled 53 chambers, and 1 chamber was tied. After Tuesday, Democrats now control 47 chambers, Republicans control 49 chambers, 1 chamber is tied and 1 chamber (Montana House) is still undecided.

We still have a 28 to 21 edge in governors.

14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he's having this week. It's all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more significantly, he's just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him. It'll be like everyone's last month in 12th grade -- you've already made it, so it's party time! Perhaps he'll treat the next four years like a permanent Friday, spending even more time at the ranch or in Kennebunkport. And why shouldn't he? He's already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.

Some people actually think they have a moral obligaton to do their job and not wait for "party time".

15. Should Bush decide to show up to work and take this country down a very dark road, it is also just as likely that either of the following two scenarios will happen: a) Now that he doesn't ever need to pander to the Christian conservatives again to get elected, someone may whisper in his ear that he should spend these last four years building "a legacy" so that history will render a kinder verdict on him and thus he will not push for too aggressive a right-wing agenda; or b) He will become so cocky and arrogant -- and thus, reckless -- that he will commit a blunder of such major proportions that even his own party will have to remove him from office.

MM, Bush is not klintoon, he thinks of more than himself.

16. There are nearly 300 million Americans -- 200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That's not a landslide -- it means we're almost there. Imagine losing by 20 million. If you had 58 yards to go before you reached the goal line and then you barreled down 55 of those yards, would you stop on the three yard line, pick up the ball and go home crying -- especially when you get to start the next down on the three yard line? Of course not! Buck up! Have hope! More sports analogies are coming!!!

See #2.

17. Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate." That's more than the total number of voters who voted for either Reagan, Bush I, Clinton or Gore. Again, more people voted for Kerry than Reagan. If the media are looking for a trend it should be this -- that so many Americans were, for the first time since Kennedy, willing to vote for an out-and-out liberal. The country has always been filled with evangelicals -- that is not news. What IS news is that so many people have shifted toward a Massachusetts liberal. In fact, that's BIG news. Which means, don't expect the mainstream media, the ones who brought you the Iraq War, to ever report the real truth about November 2, 2004. In fact, it's better that they don't. We'll need the element of surprise in 2008.

Bush got more votes than any president in history. But again, see #2. Also, Bush won re-election and added to the R majority in the house and Senate. See a trend?


40 posted on 11/05/2004 5:02:18 AM PST by machman
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To: DaBroasta

Absolutely agree!


41 posted on 11/05/2004 5:02:46 AM PST by excalibur1701
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To: Renegade
It's all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more significantly, he's just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him. It'll be like everyone's last month in 12th grade -- you've already made it, so it's party time!

Great line! - For us. The Moore (sorry) they believe this and continue to underestimate W the better it is.

One has to wonder just what part of the Bush history and record gives him the idea this would happen? Rhetorically of course, projection is as projection writes. ;)

Most of the rest was actually fairly funny... Except for the Michigan / Ohio State crack... Never happen. ;)

42 posted on 11/05/2004 5:03:22 AM PST by kAcknor (That's my version of it anyway....)
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To: Renegade
...the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia

Oh I did not know that. How depressing.

43 posted on 11/05/2004 5:04:36 AM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1 (Lock-n-load!)
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Already posted under the original title:

17 reasons not to slit your wrists- Micheal Moore (Posted on 11/04/2004 11:14:37 PM)

44 posted on 11/05/2004 5:08:39 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: Renegade

Oh, I don't know... Wrist-slashing might be a better idea, Michael.


45 posted on 11/05/2004 5:09:49 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: WhatHappenedtoAmerica

Hispanics?


46 posted on 11/05/2004 5:15:45 AM PST by Raven281
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To: Imaverygooddriver
I guess he forgot the 2000 election, the one Algore tried to steal.

No, didn't you forget..Bush was appointed in that election.

47 posted on 11/05/2004 5:25:16 AM PST by paltz
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To: Renegade

# 2 is a flat out lie.


48 posted on 11/05/2004 5:28:19 AM PST by beckysueb (We won! WhooHoo!!!!!)
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To: Renegade

How blind can a guy be?


49 posted on 11/05/2004 5:38:28 AM PST by Novel
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To: Renegade

John Belushi, Sam Kinison, John Candy, Chris Farley. In four years Michael Moore may be dirt surfing. Have another Big Mac there big guy.


50 posted on 11/05/2004 5:59:09 AM PST by searchandrecovery (Best Election EVER!)
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