Must Read! 17 Reasons Not Yo Slit your Wrists by Michael Moore

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[sully777]

Once again proving two irrefutable truths about Mickey Moore: Moore is neither funny nor truthful in his rhetoric.

This fat POS is considered hilarious? Doubt it.

[Sonny M]

I really don't understand what Mike means, I was thrilled with the election results.

Part of me really believes that Moore was happy with the results.

Moore is a political exploitation money making machine.

He made huge amounts of money from his books and documentary and then gave meager pittance in comparison to liberal groups.

Moore see the right wing, not as evil, but as a meal ticket (and look at him, the mans never turned down a meal).

[Gerasimov]

That freakin' moron doesn't even understand the meaning of "lame duck." With a Republican majority and over four years left of his administration, President Bush is hardly a lame duck.

[Sola Veritas]

"She needs to receive a few "Red State Love Letters." Does anyone know how to contact that loon?"

You cannot reason with a "loon." It just makes you look like one to do so. However, if you slap one silly, you at least get their attention. Question is, how do we "slap them silly" to get their attention?

[Libloather]

[xJones]

That guy has mood swings much worse than your average maniac depressive, which makes me think he's been doing some heavy drugs, at least lately. Here's his last thread from One Day Left. He did a little squib on Nov.2 , and then he went into seclusion, or something. Except from Nov. 1's high mood:

"To Decent Conservatives and Recovering Republicans:

In your heart of hearts you know Bush is a miserable failure. From having no plan on what to do in Iraq once he conquered Baghdad to the 380 missing tons of explosives that could be used to kill our brave young men and women, this guy doesn’t have a clue how to fight and win a war. You should see the mail I’ve been getting lately from our troops over there. They know how much the Iraqi people hate them. They are sitting ducks anytime they go out on the road. Many believe we are not that far away from a Tet-style offensive inside the Green Zone with hundreds of Americans and Brits killed.

Bush refused to go after and capture Osama bin Laden. He fought, every step of the way, the investigation into the 9/11 attacks. Who on earth would oppose such a thing? If 3,000 people died at your place of work and your boss said we don’t need to find out why or how it happened, he’d be thrown out on his ear. Bush’s behavior after this great tragedy alone is reason enough for his removal.

You already know that George W. Bush is the farthest thing from a conservative. He’s a reckless spender who has run up record-breaking deficits and the biggest debt in our history. He believes in having the government pry into everything from your library records to your bedroom. He has hit you with hidden taxes with his tax cuts for the rich.

I know many of you don’t like Bush, but are unsure of Kerry. Give the new guy a chance. He won’t raise your taxes (unless you are super-rich), he won’t take your hunting gun away, and he won’t make you visit France. He risked his life for you many years ago. He’s asking for the chance to do it again. Scott McConnell at The American Conservative magazine has endorsed him. What more do you need?"

[ApesForEvolution]

Moore is the ultimate Projector: Angry white males who have it all and yet can't truly enjoy it because they're so insecure...yep, that's Michael Moore, of DAVISON, MI - NOT - NOT - NOT - FLYNT, MI!! Lying Communist Totalitarian Pig...

[Boazo]

Moore,The first retarded millionaire

[Netizen]

You got a link to the refuting thread? I'd love to read it.

[procambarus]

"all of the talent" is on the far left and upper right portions of the country

I shudder to think what the "talents" are she is referring to.

[Imabeliever]

17 Reasons to slit your wrists, if you are a loony lefty!

1. George Bush will be President for four more years.
2. We can look forward to Jeb Bush running after George Bush gets out!
3. We’ll have to listen to Babs Streisand moan about George Bush for four more years.
4. Most of the leftist’s in Hollywood won’t leave the USA as promised, and they will continue to make clunker movies that absolutely no one wants to see.
5. Our friend George Soros may cut off our funding, and some of us will have to get a real job. Can I use you for a reference at Mickey D’s?
6. The war on terrorism (our misguided friends) will continue.
7. Unless Teddy Kennedy can stay sober while filibustering, Dubya may be able to pack the Supreme Court with law abiding judges, (those who can interpret the Constitution correctly).
8. Canada may not let all of us in at once, especially if we can’t speak French. Oui!
9. Michael Moore may go on a starvation diet and nobody would recognize him?
10. Michael Moore will continue to make horrible movies! UHG!
11. We won’t get a chance to see John Edwards raise someone from the dead, or at least from a wheelchair.
12. John Kerry’s face will get even longer.
13. Teresa Heinz Kerry won’t get a chance to be our Queen!
14. We won’t be able to sympathize with terrorists if they can’t somehow attack America again.
15. Our good friend Yessir You-Sure-Are-Fat has passed away, without giving us access to his/our Swiss bank accounts.
16. Even when its raining, the sun will be shining somewhere.
17. And last but not least, four years is an awfully long time to be governed by people with common sense.

[ARepublicanForAllReasons]

Moore neglected to list the number one reason not to slit (his own) wrists: He can continue to reap millions by making phony and ludicrous 'Evil Bush Conspiracy' crockumentaries for eager consumption by grieving lefties.

(btw, I think the 'talent' GF was referring to is all the money in the accounts of the liberal left elitists, sans the amount they flushed down the two johns.)

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