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Trench Warfare (or how Kerry like drop the F-bomb on his butler)
Newsweek ^ | 11/5/2004 | Newsweek staff

Posted on 11/05/2004 9:29:58 PM PST by rinkrat

The morning after the Feb. 3 primaries, which vaulted Kerry into a virtual-ly insurmountable lead, the candidate was fuming over his missing hairbrush. He and his aides were riding in a van on the way to a Time magazine cover-photo shoot. Nicholson had left the hairbrush behind. "Sir, I don't have it," he said, after rummaging in the bags. "Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."

Liveshot & Nurse Fuzzywuzzy
[Liveshot & Nurse Fuzzywuzzy]

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: election; kerry; liveshot; meltdown; newsweek
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Heard Howie Carr mention this story on drive home. Is hilarious reading. Marvin Nicholson is Liveshot's butler. "Lovey, where's my f--- hair brush?!"
1 posted on 11/05/2004 9:29:58 PM PST by rinkrat
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To: rinkrat

Give him a break. It's stressful being a well-coiffed candidate.


2 posted on 11/05/2004 9:31:15 PM PST by pypo (I support our troops' Commander-in-Chief)
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To: rinkrat

How come that picture reminds me of that movie "Scarface"?


3 posted on 11/05/2004 9:32:03 PM PST by Simmy2.5 (Kerry has been relieved of duty!)
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To: tiamat

now, see... THIS use of vulgarity is just plain low.


4 posted on 11/05/2004 9:32:41 PM PST by King Prout ("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
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To: Simmy2.5

reminds me more of posters for Karloff as Frankenstein's Monster


5 posted on 11/05/2004 9:33:18 PM PST by King Prout ("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
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To: rinkrat
He could be generous to his staff, who stayed loyal to him. But "he will whine constantly," said one top aide, quoting Kerry's bouts of petulance: " 'I'm not getting enough exercise, I'm overscheduled, I didn't get the speech on time'—on and on, ad nauseam."

LOL! And these are his friends.

6 posted on 11/05/2004 9:33:31 PM PST by jwalburg (Those buried included children still clutching toys)
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To: rinkrat

You know...really...the whole point of having an assisstant is to have him deal with this sort of thing. If he doesn't, well, maybe he should get yelled at.


7 posted on 11/05/2004 9:34:21 PM PST by HarryCaul
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To: rinkrat

I'm reminded of the video of a younger George Bush. The one where he flipped the bird to the camera. I loved when W spent about 2 full seconds fixing his hair!! That about sums up the candidates.


8 posted on 11/05/2004 9:34:29 PM PST by Wonderama ("America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy"....John Updike)
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To: rinkrat

Kerry has no class


9 posted on 11/05/2004 9:35:57 PM PST by Death and Taxes (Bush '04)
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To: rinkrat

I heard on talk radio this evening that Kerry exploded the F-bomb every chance he got. This from a woman who left his staff because she couldn't stand how rude and obnoxious he was to them all, on his plane, in his office, everywhere.


10 posted on 11/05/2004 9:36:43 PM PST by Veto! (Happy denizen of BushWorld)
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To: Veto!

This would explain his daughters' F-bomb explosion backstage in Faneuil Hall after Kerry's concession.


11 posted on 11/05/2004 9:38:43 PM PST by ntnychik
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To: rinkrat

The real issue is: This guy has a butler???!!! Who in the 21st century actually has a butler? That's insane!

I'd give anything to know how the butler actually voted.

The poor guy gets treated like.... well, like a servant.

Betcha a buck he voted for President Bush.

How can Kerry possibly lay claim to any kind of "connection" with any American outside of Upper Manhattan? I doubt there're too many union stiffs and minority folks out there who have a butler to greet their visitors and tote their toiletries.


12 posted on 11/05/2004 9:40:10 PM PST by conservativeharleyguy ("Where there's nits, there's lice. Kill 'em all". Colonel John Chivington, Sand Creek, Colorado 1864)
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To: HarryCaul
More on Marvin, aka Jeeves from when he was named ABC News Person of the Week in October:

Marvin Nicholson has been indispensable to Sen. John Kerry, serving as the candidate's personal aide, or "body man" as the campaign calls him, since he decided to run for president in 2002.

"My business card reads: 'Marvin Nicholson, Chief of Stuff,' " he said. "I make sure he's got everything from his briefing books to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."


Here's poor Marvin, being abused by Liveshot:

13 posted on 11/05/2004 9:43:51 PM PST by rinkrat (W04)
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If the MSM had not been in actuality the Media Wing of the DNC, they would have exposed Kerry, his daughter Alexandra and Teresa as being "high maintenance", and that alone would have decreased Kerrry's percentage by 15 points.
14 posted on 11/05/2004 9:47:15 PM PST by auzerais (The Democrats....time to go the way of the Whigs.)
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To: rinkrat

This whole Newsweek "revelation" series really irks me.

They were aware of this guy (and his wife's) character flaws, they had to know he would make an awful President.

Yet, they reported on NONE of it before the election. In fact, I can't remember a negative word about Kerry being reported by any of the press at any time during the campaign.

If he had been elected, they would have been complicit in placing in office a man who obviously did not have the personal characteristics to deal with a nation at war.


15 posted on 11/05/2004 9:48:37 PM PST by dawn53
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To: rinkrat

His manservant?


16 posted on 11/05/2004 9:49:26 PM PST by GeronL (Congratulations Bush on your re-election VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: rinkrat

L0L~! I forgot all about that picture of ol Marvin!


17 posted on 11/05/2004 9:49:57 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: rinkrat

Just another Boston Snob fron SNOB HILL !!

Try some of those Gin Soaked Rasins, Snobby Ketchup Boy!


18 posted on 11/05/2004 9:50:45 PM PST by 26lemoncharlie (Defending America)
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To: conservativeharleyguy

He and his wife each have a staff of 6. The kids? probably them too.


19 posted on 11/05/2004 9:51:05 PM PST by GeronL (Congratulations Bush on your re-election VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: rinkrat

I love how the media has wasted no time in trashing Kerry....this is all the proof we need that they held onto every bit of dirt on him that they could.


20 posted on 11/05/2004 9:52:37 PM PST by My Favorite Headache (Absalom, Absalom, Absalom....)
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To: rinkrat
That picture is the best visual support to Ta-ray-za's statement that "of course she married a little boy".

I still can't believe she said that. And he wanted to be President!!

Becki

21 posted on 11/05/2004 9:53:38 PM PST by Becki (Watch and pray!)
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To: auzerais
Well Auzerais, the MSM did show America the "real" Liveshot *wink wink* Look here:

http://www.americanwindsurfer.com/mag/back/issue5.5/issue5.5.html



And
Windgirls.com also gave Horseface some exposure along with their support. *barf*
22 posted on 11/05/2004 9:56:13 PM PST by rinkrat (W04)
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To: Simmy2.5

Right, All he needs is a white tipped nose.


23 posted on 11/05/2004 9:56:47 PM PST by diss-a-lib (God is a comedian, with a audience that refuses to laugh)
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To: conservativeharleyguy

Sean,"PUFFY"/P.DIDDY,Combs has a butler.


24 posted on 11/05/2004 9:57:22 PM PST by nopardons
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To: My Favorite Headache

DING!

you nailed the essential point of all this.


25 posted on 11/05/2004 9:58:59 PM PST by King Prout ("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
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To: GeronL
Valets are sometimes also called "manservants";though,truth be told,that is awfully archaic and NOT really used at all today.
26 posted on 11/05/2004 9:59:37 PM PST by nopardons
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To: rinkrat

No wonder John Kerry expects us all to bend over for him!

27 posted on 11/05/2004 9:59:37 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: rinkrat

I miss them... Who will we laugh at now?


28 posted on 11/05/2004 10:02:30 PM PST by Krodg
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To: rinkrat; PhilDragoo; Ragtime Cowgirl; Cindy; SusanTK; AdmSmith; Valin; ALOHA RONNIE; MeekOneGOP; ...

29 posted on 11/05/2004 10:08:04 PM PST by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY 2004 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
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Hey Hanoi Kerry

The BEST is yet to come from Viet Nam Vets!

WAIT till America knows the REAL truth about you!

Your "honorable discharge" is as phony
as your Purple Hearts and your other phony medals!

You and the MSM are traitors to the American public!

Go to France you scum! And take the MSM with you!

THEN the MSM can't try and "fix" another
election with their phony polls.




Yes, Nov 2 was a great battle victory!
But the war is NOT over.
I've seen on TV and heard on the Radio
attacks about Swift Boat Vets AFTER the election.
And what liars they are.
So closure is NOT going to happen for Viet Nam Vets, yet.
Time to expose Hanoi Kerry in the MSM once and for all!
Then Viet Nam Vets will FINALLY be vindicated.
THEN it will be over!

DON'T LET THIS STORY DIE!

THE story that
ABC, AP, CBS, CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, NY Times
DON'T WANT AMERICA TO KNOW!

John Kerry's Discharge
He won't sign Form 180
What is he hiding?

Ex-Navy sec to Kerry: Open up your records
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41230

NY Sun 11/01/04
Kerry's Discharge Is Questioned by An Ex-JAG Officer

http://www.nysun.com/article/4040

"There is overwhelming evidence that the Navy gave John Kerry either a dishonorable discharge
or an undesirable discharge – which is the equivalent of a dishonorable discharge
without the felony conviction – and that, as a result of such discharge,
he was stripped of all of his famous but questionable Navy awards and medals.

And the kicker? The evidence is on his website!"

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41200

BUT
ABC, AP, CBS, CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, NY Times
made sure you knew about the Bush phony National Guard documents.

Q) Why did
ABC, AP, CBS, CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, NY Times
NOT ask Kerry about why he wouldn't sign Form 180?

A) Because they are AFRAID of the REAL story!




EXPOSE HANOI KERRY!

Distribute these url's!

http://tonkin.spymac.net/hanoikerry1.html

There is a backup site
if the 1st url is unavailable.

http://stophanoikerry.150m.com/




30 posted on 11/05/2004 10:11:24 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Hanoi Kerry lied in 1971 and still lies today! But hey, I'm just a "war criminal")
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To: Krodg
Nancy Pelosi, Paul Krugman, MoDo, Chris Matthews...oh, the times we will have...
31 posted on 11/05/2004 10:11:30 PM PST by psyop_man (If the enemy is within range, so are you.)
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To: Smartass

32 posted on 11/05/2004 10:14:06 PM PST by Lady Jag (YAHOOO!!!)
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To: dawn53
I'm with you! It just irritates the heck out of me, that the media is NOW telling the real story of John Kerry, his family and his behavior. How close we came to having these nutcases in our White House.
33 posted on 11/05/2004 10:18:28 PM PST by Shortstop7
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To: Lady Jag
Aahhhh...His Botox did is leaking.   What a creep.
34 posted on 11/05/2004 10:19:58 PM PST by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY to 2008 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
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To: Smartass

Thanks for the ping!


35 posted on 11/05/2004 10:21:07 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Smartass
LOL! Yeah! At the very least his botox is leaking.
36 posted on 11/05/2004 10:32:38 PM PST by Lady Jag (YAHOOO!!!)
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To: Shortstop7
"--that the media is NOW telling the real story of John Kerry--"

Oh good! kerry is being exposed for lying to congress ------.

37 posted on 11/05/2004 10:45:54 PM PST by malia (It is a beautiful night in Hawaii!!!!!!)
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To: King Prout
reminds me more of posters for Karloff as Frankenstein's Monster

Or Bride of Frankenstein.

38 posted on 11/05/2004 10:48:26 PM PST by lewislynn (The meaning of life can be described in one word...Grandchildren)
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To: rinkrat

Used to be that the only stories worth telling were about the winners. But, since Leftists are total losers, the only stories we're going to hear for the next four years is how Kerry suffered, struggled and bravely flip-flopped his way to defeat in 2004.

Nary a story on how the President managed to defeat not only a few anti-American billionaires, but how he also took on Hollywood, the Leftist media, and the Leftist 527s to prevail with the largest popular vote in all American history.

To hell with this crap about what a loser Kerry is. Every sane American already knew that. That's why they didn't vote for the sorry bastard!


39 posted on 11/06/2004 12:05:09 AM PST by Prime Choice (The Democrats vowed 'no surrender.' It's time to make them wish they had.)
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To: Simmy2.5

40 posted on 11/06/2004 12:53:53 AM PST by endthematrix (CRUSH ISLAMOFACISM!)
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To: King Prout

King Prout wrote:


now, see... THIS use of vulgarity is just plain low.





It's Kerry.

What does one expect?


41 posted on 11/06/2004 1:20:52 AM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: rinkrat

Veggie Tales, anyone?

"Kerry," the cucumber singing....

Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where-ere-ere-ere-ere......is my hairbrush?



42 posted on 11/06/2004 3:39:28 AM PST by Day Kay
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To: jwalburg

nauseam is the way I'd put it.


43 posted on 11/06/2004 6:14:56 AM PST by Valin (Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes)
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To: Smartass; rinkrat
Edwards could have loaned him his brush.


44 posted on 11/06/2004 6:28:52 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: rinkrat

[Liveshot & Nurse Fuzzywuzzy].... LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!


45 posted on 11/06/2004 6:29:37 AM PST by dennisw (Gd - against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: rinkrat
Remember that funny video of John Edwards primping his hair...endlessly...before a tv interview? Now we got Kerry cussing bout his doo. I'm LOL at the contrast of these fussy men, to their wives....who looked like they never even shampooed, much less bothered to comb.
46 posted on 11/06/2004 6:33:43 AM PST by YaYa123 (@Pretty Boys, Pretty Boys.com)
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To: Smartass

hahaha great pic!


47 posted on 11/06/2004 6:37:03 AM PST by Gimme
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To: rinkrat

No real dirt here...doesn't everyone tell their butler to "f" off! LOL
Interestingly enough, no mention that Kerry the MA liberal had no chance of winning.
Also no mention the definite impact of the Swiftee ads and their book!


48 posted on 11/06/2004 6:58:30 AM PST by kellynla (U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
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To: rinkrat
What a creepy creep. Even most DumbocRATs should be pleased the nation doesn't have to suffer through an administration this moron would assemble.

No wonder he gets along with the Heinz brats: they're schmucks too.

49 posted on 11/06/2004 7:11:16 AM PST by JesseHousman (Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
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To: rinkrat

They try so hard to make Kerry sound like a victim, a true blue nice guy, but they are just wasting time trying to polish this turd.


50 posted on 11/06/2004 7:11:52 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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