Posted on 11/06/2004 8:53:58 PM PST by af_vet_1981
Now that George W. Bush has been declared the official winner of the November 2 election and shall become the President of the United States for four more years of idiocy, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:
discouraged Democrat, reformed Republican, apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies. In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits.
People who have already agreed to Marry an American:
Enjoy
What the heck is a "reformed Republican"? Oh wait, I know...I think we call them RINOs.
If Canada was truly liberated, they would allow plural marriage. Then one nutcase could marry the whole bunch.
I hereby offer to nominate various libs who'd love to live in a place where CNN is seen as moderatly conservative, and where the term "french quarter" means "a quarter of the whole country".
I'll even pack their bags and drive them to the Canadian border (not that far from my house).
Hey, Canada! Take all the Leftists that you want. Better that they stink up your country than ours.
The Dems are like a woman who says "That's it, I'm leaving! I've had it, I'm out of here!" while her boyfriend is trying to watch a ball game. He's been bored with her for months and now she's finally had enough and is going to pretend to leave, hoping it will get him to come out of his boredom, compliment her, take her out to a nice dinner, rent some movies and cuddle.
Instead, after she's packed up and heads for the door and realizes it's not going as planned, she stops and says "I'm going to leave now."
But instead of the guy trying to stop her he finally notices her and says "I heard you the first five thousand times, just GO ALREADY!"
Campaign for polygamy, polyandry, gay, and animal matrimony for Canadians, NOW! The more "Americans" we can send off, the better.
scum cantadian. lets talk privately soon.
What kind of food pellets are Timbits? One'd think that more substantial incentives will have to be used, like crack received by that new vote registration guy in OH(?).
Heard Michael Moore is looking for a wife with her qualities. We'd put him on a flight, but the cost of fuel is much to high for his lard butt...can you drive to the border and pick him up?
Hasn't Canada screwed us every time anyway. At least this way it would be legal.
If Moving to Canada heats up seriously, we could see out-migration from Good Canadians down here. Now, that's my idea of free trade. :)
Are Timbits like Soy lent Green?
Here's Helen Thomas's big chance!
I've been thinking about this and think it's a good idea to handle the immigration situation. For every Mexican that comes in to work, we send one liberal to canada.
... I say take 'em all! Good rid-dens - I had to see what kind of loonies they had, so I went to the "view profiles", and I have to say, 26 year old 'hot4classwar' is a hottie.. NOT, Yuke - Plllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase
Can Canada take all of Hollywood too? What a wonderful gift that would be.
Has this guy seen what a liberal woman looks like? Echhh! We need to export them to Canada.
ROFL
If the liberal greenies move up there we can expect that to stop.
hot4classwar Age: 26 Gender: Male Occupation: Grad Student Location: Montreal Hot for: Karl Marx, Wade Davis, poutine Political orientation: autonomous anarchist What I'm looking for: A hot American brother to join in the struggle against imperialism and corporate globalization. Why get to know me: Together, we will work together to prepare the seeds of the revolution that will reclaim your poor nation, seizing the means of production from the corporate elite.
ROFL, these are hilarious.
Might be a good catch for some guy (?).
Yes...Mary is an American.
I guess I'm lucky that I live near enough to my job that I can ride a horse and be there in ten mins.
My instincts tell me the whole site has to be a spoof. No group of people can be this stupid, but given how mentally ill progressives can be ...
Gad....what a crowd of losers on that site. Any American who'd marry one of those 'tards likely couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons!
After seeing some of the signs on that thread about the Nov 3rd protest march in San Fransisco...I'm not sure if it is a spoof or not.
Sounds like he/she is either targeting Nancy Pelosi, James Carville or Arlen Spector.
I was thinking LiberalKalifornia too. Michael Savage had a short description of one of these types yesterday. Some guy with a long name, a "peace activist" occupation, never used a credit card, never drove a card, just the provider some liberal girl needs ...
Can we deport Nancy ? Huh, can we, can we ? Pleeeaaase ?
Sure!! You have my permission!
ROFL. I needed some relaxing humor after the election's tension. This site is hilarious.
How about peter jennings? Naaah, he'd just be returning home. But, we'll toss him in free of charge.
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It's all a spoof - but a really funny one. Makes the dems look like the fools they are.
maybe we can work out an exchange program send each and every fruit from the US up there in exchange one for one, decent Canadian citizen to move here or stay here after they spend the winter down in Sarasota, Fla.
Here's the best one:
Name: Asif Hossain
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Occupation: Banker
Location: Toronto
Hot for: CBC, Globe and Mail and New York Times
Political orientation: Progressive Canadian, Joe Clark conservative (moderate right winger)
What I'm looking for: Someone who profited from the Bush tax cuts and is willing to buy for our first home a waterfront condominium in Toronto and get us a cat.
Why get to know me: I am told I have some redeeming qualities when you really look for them.
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