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1 posted on 11/09/2004 8:50:18 AM PST by frog_jerk_2004
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Douglas Schooler alone has already treated 15 clients and friends with intense hypnotherapy ...

Many of Schooler's subjects are crawling around on all fours barking like dogs. Others are braying at the moon.

Many of these cases need to be handled by cranial surgical specialists in order that labotomies be performed quickly.

Hillary and Bill would be pushed to the head of the line.

28 posted on 11/09/2004 9:04:33 AM PST by JesseHousman (Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
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I'd love it even more if the counsellors or psychiarists all have a huge W bumper sticker on the back !!!!

Bush wins give Bush supporters business!!!

34 posted on 11/09/2004 9:08:41 AM PST by prophetic (What do u call someone who flip-flops so much? A Politician? No, a HYPOCRITE!!)
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A tribute song for them to sing in their confusion and pain. (Perhaps the tranquilizers and painkillers the therapists give them will give way to these kinds of hallucinations as well):

LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR
Creedence Clearwater Revival
(J.C. Fogerty)

Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.
Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin',

Doo, doo, doo, Lookin' out my back door.
There's a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels.
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
A dinosaur Victrola list'ning to Buck Owens.

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Wond'rous apparition provided by magician.

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows.

Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows.


37 posted on 11/09/2004 9:13:51 AM PST by serpentineshel
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FOR DEMOCRATS ONLY

I have a home remedy for electro-shock therapy that often works as well as clinical techniques.

It's simple and fun...

First, fill your favorite bathtub with steaming hot water (a hot bubble bath works even better).

Second, get your spouse or significant other to join you.

Third, take an electric hair dryer (or other small appliance) and plug it in and place it near the tub...

...well, you get the general idea...

...and don't forget to let us know how much improvement you experience.

41 posted on 11/09/2004 9:19:41 AM PST by weenie (This is a war between the forces of good and evil. Humans are only pawns.)
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha what a bunch of pansies!


43 posted on 11/09/2004 9:22:32 AM PST by marta R
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They so clearly lost in 2004 that they now realize they really did lose in 2000. That has to hurt. To waste 4 years thinking of ways to get revenge only to have it proven that you, MSM, MM, Babs, et. al. are just plan wrong, out of touch and on the fringe

Ouch.


44 posted on 11/09/2004 9:25:49 AM PST by mad puppy ( W)
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I'm just waiting for John Edwards to come foward with a class-action lawsuit, seeking damages.


45 posted on 11/09/2004 9:31:13 AM PST by cwb (Red Dawn-Redux...help is on the way.)
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It's unfortunate when you resort to paying someone to listen to your liberal partisan drivel. But hey, Bush is good for jobs; especially Floridian psychologists. But, don't be too hard on them- you would have to pay someone too if 3,911,825, or 52%, of your neighbors turned a deaf ear to your "emotional trauma."
48 posted on 11/09/2004 9:51:42 AM PST by AuburnMan
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What a coincidence. On my RightTalk show tomorrow at 2pm Eastern, my guest is noted psychologist Dr. Susan Forward. We will be talking about this problem.


49 posted on 11/09/2004 9:51:48 AM PST by doug from upland (Vietnam Vets: FINALLY -- welcome home, heroes)
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...and the good news keeps rolling in.


50 posted on 11/09/2004 9:53:10 AM PST by Pharmboy (With Republicans like Arlen Specter, we don't need Democrats)
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"post-election selection trauma."

PEST
52 posted on 11/09/2004 9:59:42 AM PST by Bars4Bill
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i'll say it again. if they have the blues, i hope it's a nice deep dark NAVY BLUE... not some namby pamby babyblue or skyblue that they'll get over in a year or two!!!

katy the, NOT to perky right now, slut even wore black again like she did in 2000 and 2002.

53 posted on 11/09/2004 10:04:21 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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I've been saying all along, pharmaceutical stock is where it's at.


57 posted on 11/09/2004 10:34:19 AM PST by kenth (Please don't make me have to put a sarcasm tag... it ruins perfectly good sarcasm.)
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Soaking in a hot tub might help.


59 posted on 11/09/2004 10:36:20 AM PST by Ciexyz (Bush still rules. The sun shines over America.)
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They still don't see why they lost when they are performing a prime example. They are void of faith, so their instinct is to run to a shrink.


60 posted on 11/09/2004 10:36:32 AM PST by kenth (Please don't make me have to put a sarcasm tag... it ruins perfectly good sarcasm.)
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HELP IS ON THE WAY!
61 posted on 11/09/2004 10:39:49 AM PST by doug from upland (Vietnam Vets: FINALLY -- welcome home, heroes)
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Prescriptions of Zyprexa and Risperdal should skyrocket.


62 posted on 11/09/2004 10:44:54 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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