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Driving the blues from Jesusland
The Washington Times ^ | 11-9-04 | Wesley Pruden

Posted on 11/09/2004 11:13:45 AM PST by JZelle

Oh, dear. This may be considerably more serious than we thought. Four years ago 36 days of uncertainty in Florida transformed the Gore-Lieberman team into the Sore-Loserman ticket, but the anger if not the rancor soon subsided. Alec Baldwin threatened to move to France but never did and eventually denied ever promising to leave. He may still be hanging about an airport

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: coastopia; election; liberal; secede
If only!
1 posted on 11/09/2004 11:13:45 AM PST by JZelle
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To: JZelle

Elton John said he would not play in the US if Bush won last time!


2 posted on 11/09/2004 11:16:11 AM PST by Tensgrrl
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To: JZelle

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/631/appeaserlandfinal800x600.gif


3 posted on 11/09/2004 11:17:14 AM PST by JoJo Gunn (More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. )
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To: JZelle
They're not just threatening to abandon their CDs, bongs, gongs, sandals, and dirty underwear...

LOL!

4 posted on 11/09/2004 11:18:01 AM PST by bigbob (2)
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To: JZelle

Nice.


5 posted on 11/09/2004 11:23:22 AM PST by steveegg (Use the nuclear option in the Senate, Frist.)
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To: bigbob
Great line - and of course none of us will work. Good, you just keep printing up phony money and see how many nations will trade with you idiots...these people are disgusting and have no idea how the real world works.

Rather than them seceding, let's help them along. I vote we blockade every interstate leading into and out of every major blue city in America. With the "just in time" inventory system this country utilizes, we'll see how they feel after 2 days with no new food coming into their rotting cities. I am sure we can also arrange to cut off their water. Let's see, New York, LA, San Francisco, Seattle, Boston, Miami should just about do it. Bring your guns boys, we're gonna party...:)

6 posted on 11/09/2004 11:23:51 AM PST by michaelbfree
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To: michaelbfree
.......With the "just in time" inventory system this country utilizes, we'll see how they feel after 2 days with no new food coming into their rotting cities........

Works for me.

7 posted on 11/09/2004 11:29:52 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: michaelbfree
Great line - and of course none of us will work. Good, you just keep printing up phony money and see how many nations will trade with you idiots...these people are disgusting and have no idea how the real world works.

They simply forgot that the Soviet Union is no more, and even Red China requires payola for their (shoddy) goods (public education has nothing to do with it </sarcasm_XXXL>)

Rather than them seceding, let's help them along. I vote we blockade every interstate leading into and out of every major blue city in America. With the "just in time" inventory system this country utilizes, we'll see how they feel after 2 days with no new food coming into their rotting cities. I am sure we can also arrange to cut off their water. Let's see, New York, LA, San Francisco, Seattle, Boston, Miami should just about do it. Bring your guns boys, we're gonna party...:)

I vote for including electricity in the blockade (seeing it all comes from eeevil coal, eeeevil natural gas, eeevil dams and eeeeeeeeeevillllll uranium).

8 posted on 11/09/2004 11:35:40 AM PST by steveegg (Use the nuclear option in the Senate, Frist.)
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To: JZelle
One mistake--Pruden thinks "Jesusland" is one of the names they are considering for their own secessionist republic, whereas it is a name that has been applied to the "red states."

If they get Illinois, Sue must be repatriated to South Dakota (the T. rex skeleton, that is).

9 posted on 11/09/2004 11:47:47 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: JZelle

Can you imagine what the murder and violent crime rate is going to be in the new Republic of Coastopia? It's where most of it occurs already, but the population will be about half of the United States.


10 posted on 11/09/2004 11:51:45 AM PST by jpl (The tribe has spoken, now for goodness sake, get a life.)
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To: michaelbfree

Miami is one of us. Part of Florida.


11 posted on 11/09/2004 11:53:28 AM PST by Luke21
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To: steveegg
I vote for including electricity in the blockade (seeing it all comes from eeevil coal, eeeevil natural gas, eeevil dams and eeeeeeeeeevillllll uranium).

I agree! That will be "entertaining"...

12 posted on 11/09/2004 11:54:49 AM PST by Chemist_Geek ("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
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To: JoJo Gunn

Thanks for that link JoJo. I sent it to all my freinds.


13 posted on 11/09/2004 12:01:09 PM PST by JZelle
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To: steveegg
I vote for including electricity in the blockade

I disagree. Without electricity, we wouldn't be able to use TV cameras to catch all the fun they're having over there!

14 posted on 11/09/2004 12:07:16 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

There's other means of getting the pictures out (battery-operated cameras, helicopter cameras, spy satellites).


15 posted on 11/09/2004 12:10:21 PM PST by steveegg (Use the nuclear option in the Senate, Frist.)
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To: JZelle

Democrats new motto: If at first you don't succeed, threaten to secede!


16 posted on 11/09/2004 12:18:16 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (The 80s belonged to the Gipper, the Aughts belong to Dubya!)
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To: steveegg
I vote for including electricity in the blockade (seeing it all comes from eeevil coal, eeeevil natural gas, eeevil dams and eeeeeeeeeevillllll uranium).

Most of the electricity for the Boston to Washington corridor is generated by coal fired plants along the Ohio river. They use barges to bring in Kentucky coal and cool the condensors with river water. Actually, there are so many plants that some are prevented from using river water because the river got too warm, so they must use cooling ponds or cooling towers.

Regards,
GtG

17 posted on 11/09/2004 1:23:33 PM PST by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, but I like it 'Cu they know me here.)
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To: JZelle

18 posted on 11/09/2004 1:31:14 PM PST by petercooper (Kerry voters -- How can 56,249,863 people be so DUMB?)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray
Oops, I forgot to mention. The power generated is transmitted over a few very high voltage lines. They are easy to spot, each conductor is a lattice of four cables in a square and the towers are nearly a quarter mile apart. They take an almost straight line path cross country to light up Broadway.

I'm not saying that if a tower were to fall that the whole NE coast would go dark, that would be domestic terrorism!

Regards,
GtG

19 posted on 11/09/2004 1:32:44 PM PST by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, but I like it 'Cu they know me here.)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

Just remember: There are Freepers that live in Blue territory. Like me.


20 posted on 11/09/2004 1:36:35 PM PST by hoagy62 (I'm pullin' for ya...we're all in this together.")
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To: hoagy62
Just remember: There are Freepers that live in Blue territory. Like me.

You have my sympathy, I also live in a "blue" county in a "blue" state. The margin was something like 12,000 votes out of some 3,000,000 which is about twice what it was four years ago. Voter fraud was rampant and the attorney general (d) and the local DAs(d) turn their heads and hold their noses.

Other then that, life is good.

Regards,
GtG

PS Did you keep your Y2K stocks fresh, maybe time to "rotate" in some fresh D cells.

21 posted on 11/09/2004 1:49:28 PM PST by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, but I like it 'Cu they know me here.)
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To: petercooper

of course they don't get angry with the kerry campaign for putting out false exit polls during the afternoon to depress the conservative vote .... they got all excited and ended up boo-hoo ... there are good things to be said about the internet


22 posted on 11/09/2004 8:31:33 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish.)
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To: Tensgrrl; JZelle
Elton John said he would not play in the US if Bush won last time!

But he had trouble staying away from the Cub Scouts.

23 posted on 11/10/2004 5:26:52 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Dan Rather's got to go!)
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