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Pregnant for half a century?
Pravda ^ | 05/14/2004

Posted on 11/13/2004 5:58:36 AM PST by ExGeeEye

Last year, an elderly woman attended a clinic in Rabat, Morocco...this respected Moroccan woman got pregnant 46 years ago!

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When you come across something like this, it is hard to remain clam...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Russia
KEYWORDS: clam; goofy; phony; russian
I remain clam in the face of Pravda!
1 posted on 11/13/2004 5:58:36 AM PST by ExGeeEye
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To: ExGeeEye

Wow. That baby oughta be hugh by now!


2 posted on 11/13/2004 5:59:49 AM PST by alancarp (When does it cease to be "Freedom of the Press" and become outright SEDITION?)
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To: ExGeeEye

No, Really.


3 posted on 11/13/2004 5:59:51 AM PST by ExGeeEye (Remain Clam! Let not your beebers be stuned! I'm series!)
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To: ExGeeEye

I can remain clam through many things.


4 posted on 11/13/2004 6:00:35 AM PST by T'wit (The more intelligent candidate won.)
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To: T'wit

Whatever happens...keep clam.


5 posted on 11/13/2004 6:02:02 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: T'wit

I try to remain scallop myself.


6 posted on 11/13/2004 6:03:15 AM PST by SilentServiceCPOWife (In the smiling twilight of the new political morning, the unwashed told their betters to shove it.)
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To: ExGeeEye

REMAIN CLAM!!!!

You can't be series. How are we supposed to remain clam in the face of this calmalady?


7 posted on 11/13/2004 6:03:27 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: ExGeeEye

All your Moroccan are belong to us.


8 posted on 11/13/2004 6:04:57 AM PST by peyton randolph (Time for Bush to pack the U.S. Supremes)
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To: ExGeeEye

I usually remain a oyster, it's easir.


9 posted on 11/13/2004 6:05:21 AM PST by xJones (And I had a whoopie cushion joke all ready untill he showed up......)
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To: xJones

I think you've snailed it.


10 posted on 11/13/2004 6:06:09 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

...sometimes I'm simply a crab...


11 posted on 11/13/2004 6:06:30 AM PST by SE Mom (God Bless our troops.)
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To: ExGeeEye

I am totally stuned. I'll be back after a nice shower.


12 posted on 11/13/2004 6:08:10 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: ExGeeEye

Clams are easy...remaining cohog...that's tough!


13 posted on 11/13/2004 6:09:08 AM PST by Dutchgirl (Be still and know that I am God.- Psalm 46:10)
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To: ExGeeEye

Was Bill Clinton in Morocco 46 years ago?


14 posted on 11/13/2004 6:09:29 AM PST by Sociopathocracy
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To: ExGeeEye

And she never got to hear her child say "mummy." So sad.


15 posted on 11/13/2004 6:09:47 AM PST by Clay Moore
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To: ExGeeEye

Some things you just have to mussel through.


16 posted on 11/13/2004 6:09:54 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: ExGeeEye

Make sure that you keep a tight hold on your beeber. :-)


17 posted on 11/13/2004 6:10:43 AM PST by Beaker (Republican and proud of it!)
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To: ExGeeEye

But there is a pearl of wisdom in what you say. Or is that peral of wisdom?


18 posted on 11/13/2004 6:11:19 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: cripplecreek
remain clam in the face of this calmalady?

This clamlady has a nice face.


19 posted on 11/13/2004 6:13:36 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: ExGeeEye

Is this supposed to be a picture of the mother's baby??

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2004/05/motherbaby.jpg


20 posted on 11/13/2004 6:18:31 AM PST by Bigh4u2
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To: ExGeeEye
Pregnant for 46 years? I bet her husband died early, and probably gratefully! ;)

9 months with a pregnant woman was too long.

21 posted on 11/13/2004 6:19:53 AM PST by kAcknor (That's my version of it anyway....)
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To: ExGeeEye
Surgeons made a Caesarian section and extracted a formless calcified lump.


22 posted on 11/13/2004 6:34:48 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: ExGeeEye
Well since it's published in the New York Times it must be true.....

...no wait it's....sorry... I'm always getting those two papaers confused.....

23 posted on 11/13/2004 6:35:42 AM PST by tcostell
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To: ExGeeEye

In 19 years, will she be able to double her senior-citizen discount on account of the 65-year-old fetus inside of her?


24 posted on 11/13/2004 6:39:29 AM PST by SamAdams76 (Red Sox Win The World Series...And Bush Wins Re-election Too!)
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To: ExGeeEye

I'm completely boweled over!


25 posted on 11/13/2004 6:44:11 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Slyfox

I think that wqould be clacified lump. Or cockles and mussels alive alive O.


26 posted on 11/13/2004 6:51:41 AM PST by squarebarb
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To: ExGeeEye

Shouldn't this be in Breaking News next to the Pravda story about Russian oil running out?


27 posted on 11/13/2004 7:43:20 AM PST by PAR35
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