Madonna makes ranking of powerful Jews [Is a barf alert necessary after that?]

azcentral.com | 11/12/04 | AP

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http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1112Madonna-ON.html

[LiberalBassTurds]

I saw that on Fox News. It's absolutely hysterical. Based upon this selection criteria I want to see this headline someday... "LiberalBassTurds makes ranking of most powerful Martians." :^)

Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

E Hollywood's Top 10 List Of "Powerful Jews", according to Madonna:

10. Samson

9. Abraham

8. Harvey Weinstein

7. Moses

6. Steven Spielberg

5. That Kabbalah dude I slept with

4. David

3. Adam

2. Adam Sandler

and finally,

1. Jesus of Nazereth

Oy gevalt! This chick needs a healthy dose of STFU!

Am I right?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Unfortunately, it bills itself as the largest circulation Jewish weekly in the nation.

Ever since they conducted a putsch against the previous editors-including such noted conservatives as Ira Stoll and Seth Lipsky-they've been trending more and more towards the doctrinaire left.

On the plus side, us New Yorkers still have The Jewish Press.

Not to mention, the New York Sun.

[coconutt2000]

based on that headline... i must say she's jewish? huh?

if she is jewish, that's like me being jewish... there hasn't been a practicing jew in our family in 4-5 generations.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Is that anything like "practicing" Catholic?

I think it's time to trot out an old-and extremely corny-standby.

Question:

How do you get into Heaven?

Answer:

Practice, practice, practice.

[coconutt2000]

haha... no, our jewish ancestor saw the wave of anti-semitism coming and he converted all of his children to catholicism, and gave them his german first name as their last name. we had no idea he was jewish until someone discovered his journals.

[sinanju]

Should I be embarassed for Madonna or The Forward?

[beaversmom]

I've heard the Forward advertised on conservative shows--never read it so I don't know much about it.

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Madonna dabbles in a pop-culture form of Kabbalah that's Hollywood's spiritual flavor-of-the-month. She's Jewish like Anton LaVey was a Satanist.

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We both know Marvin has to be #1!

[LiberalBassTurds]

LMAO S&A, that's a classic! Maybe I'll animate my fish to eat him too. Then I'll have a shot at #1. :^)

Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

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After Chirac and Michael Moore, Marvin would be gourmet dining.

[LiberalBassTurds]

LOL bro, so true. Add this hideous wench to the mix... :^)

Thanks for the logo Safrguns!

[TheSpottedOwl]

I wonder what her next fixation will be. All Kaballah is to her is a fad. Have you heard her phony British accent? Lol, she's too much of a narcissist to even be embarrased.

[cardinal4]

I thought she was a Catholic?

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I thought she was a Catholic?

How passe! Much too 80's.

[blackbart.223]

"All Kaballah is to her is a fad. Have you heard her phony British accent? "

The bitch is a fraud at best.

[.45MAN]

I second that.........

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