Skip to comments.Clinton 'Elvis' Library to Include Monica
Posted on 11/14/2004 5:58:21 PM PST by hope
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>>>> The Commerce Department selling seats on trade delegations
>>>> Selling overnights in the Lincoln Bedroom
>>>> The White House "coffees"
>>>> The $5,000 donations from Buddhist 'monks'
>>>> The Travel Office firings
>>>> The last minute pardon of Mark Rich and other assorted ne'er do wells.
>>>> LORAL's special deals with Red China
>>>> The deal with the Riadys which led to Federal confiscation of America's best coal reserves.
>>>> etc. etc etc.
Please pray us here in central Arkansas as we are once again subjected to, and must relive the Clinton/media orgy.
My God, what was he thinking?
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The big question is, who gets the Handi-Wipe concession at the exit? Big money to be made there.
"Haha...I didn't get impeached". (I just lied to you on National TV!!!!!!!!! How dumb you American people are. And you're even stupid enough to still love me.)
Hope he gets his just due someday.
Reminds me . . . will they have a replica of his favorite sink?
This is a joke, right? He is actually going to have a Monica alcove? Okay, we now have the definitive evidence that our country had been going in the wrong, wrong, direction.
But, unfortunately, everyone at the Grand Opening (except the Bushs' -- which in my opinion is a mistake)thinks Clinton was the ethical president and Bush the unethical president. Go figure!!!!!!!
Why wasn't Monica invited to the grand opening if it's all just history as hillary has stated. Hillary should have bellied up to the bar and invited her personally.
Looks like Bill is going to generate big bucks showing porn movies.
I think I'm going to be sick. Is that really Monica?
$165 million? For what? A Democrat Graceland??? Were the hookers included in the building costs?
FYI...If you've ever been through Hope, Arkansas, you will see bullet holes in the exit sign on the freeway where it proudly proclaims, "Birthplace of President Bill Clinton."
It is too funny...and it seems that attempts have been made to patch them, but someone riddles them with bullets after the attempt. It is hilarious! Wish I could find my photo to post.
Sorry, Bill, you were impreached, just not removed from office.
And wasn't THAT unfortunate!
Now THAT is just nasty!
Two questions? Do you think the blue dress still fits?
Do you think the blue dress will be displayed in the Monica section of the porn wing?
Buy a case of air freshener for your home, and a case of pepper spray for any female relatives.
Yeap, and I am still laughing about it too!
Also in the Clinton Library, will be a huge picture of Arafat and Clinton, with the background music , sung by Barbara Streisand..Memories
I hope they have to shut down due to lack of interest.
I want to see the Vince Foster Wing, the Hall of Obstruction, the Pyramid of Perjury, the.........
Hawking profit-making crap...how prez-ish of them
They successfully twisted it from "Lying to a Grand Jury to Avoid Prosecution" to "just a sex thing"
This pic will be remembered for a 1,000 years in the great tradition of oral history.
Look at this storefront...shameless profiteers...nothin' but.
His "little head" was doing the thinking.
He is not Elvis. He is a convicted liar, an accused serial rapist, and a sexual pervert. He should be in jail-- a cell mate of Willie Horton.
But he DID get impeached - he just wasn't convicted.
Impeachment is a congressional indictment in the House. The Senate then tries the case. Conviction results in removal from office.
This seems a suitable spot for a few redneck jokes:
An Arkansas redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Arkansas now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".
The minimum drinking age was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
You know you are in Little Rock when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".
You can tell if a redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.
The law in Arkansas was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.
An Arkansas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what.
I have heard Monica is now a Republican - The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
I don't think TWO blue dresses together would fit. I suspect the FBI or the Justice Department or whoever still has that dress as evidence!
"He ain't nothin' but a poon dog............"
AND - A tornado went through Little Rock last night ripping the Governor's Mansion off its wheels.
Colonel Tom Parker to Skip Rutherford:
"'Skip', I worked with Elvis Presley; I knew Elvis Presley. Skippy, your man's no Elvis Presley."
President G. H. W. Bush has a replica of his WWII aircraft hanging in his library.
Will Billie Jeff have a replica of his pick-up truck with Astro-turf hanging in his?
Barf-o-rama. I think the ETA's should know about this one.
"FYI...If you've ever been through Hope, Arkansas, you will see bullet holes in the exit sign on the freeway where it proudly proclaims, "Birthplace of President Bill Clinton.""
I've seen that sign and some of the holes are rather large. Also looks like it's been the target of thrown rocks, bottles, bricks, etc.
I understand from a friend who still has relatives in Arkansas that the sign is replaced on a fairly regular basis.
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