>>>> The Commerce Department selling seats on trade delegations
>>>> Selling overnights in the Lincoln Bedroom
>>>> The White House "coffees"
>>>> The $5,000 donations from Buddhist 'monks'
>>>> The Travel Office firings
>>>> The last minute pardon of Mark Rich and other assorted ne'er do wells.
>>>> LORAL's special deals with Red China
>>>> The deal with the Riadys which led to Federal confiscation of America's best coal reserves.
>>>> etc. etc etc.
Please pray us here in central Arkansas as we are once again subjected to, and must relive the Clinton/media orgy.
My God, what was he thinking?
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The big question is, who gets the Handi-Wipe concession at the exit? Big money to be made there.
Why wasn't Monica invited to the grand opening if it's all just history as hillary has stated. Hillary should have bellied up to the bar and invited her personally.
Looks like Bill is going to generate big bucks showing porn movies.
$165 million? For what? A Democrat Graceland??? Were the hookers included in the building costs?
FYI...If you've ever been through Hope, Arkansas, you will see bullet holes in the exit sign on the freeway where it proudly proclaims, "Birthplace of President Bill Clinton."
It is too funny...and it seems that attempts have been made to patch them, but someone riddles them with bullets after the attempt. It is hilarious! Wish I could find my photo to post.
Also in the Clinton Library, will be a huge picture of Arafat and Clinton, with the background music , sung by Barbara Streisand..Memories
I hope they have to shut down due to lack of interest.
I want to see the Vince Foster Wing, the Hall of Obstruction, the Pyramid of Perjury, the.........
He is not Elvis. He is a convicted liar, an accused serial rapist, and a sexual pervert. He should be in jail-- a cell mate of Willie Horton.
This seems a suitable spot for a few redneck jokes:
An Arkansas redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Arkansas now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".
The minimum drinking age was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
You know you are in Little Rock when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".
You can tell if a redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.
The law in Arkansas was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.
An Arkansas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what.
"He ain't nothin' but a poon dog............"
Colonel Tom Parker to Skip Rutherford:
"'Skip', I worked with Elvis Presley; I knew Elvis Presley. Skippy, your man's no Elvis Presley."
President G. H. W. Bush has a replica of his WWII aircraft hanging in his library.
Will Billie Jeff have a replica of his pick-up truck with Astro-turf hanging in his?