Posted on 11/16/2004 3:29:09 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
Hillary Clinton must be in a tizzy.
Not only did her candidate, John Kerry, lose, but Bush won so big the United States is fast becoming a Red State nation! With 2008 plans floating through the air, we thought for sure that Senator Clinton would be shocked when she saw "The Map" on NewsMax's 2004 Bush Country T-Shirt.
How right we were!
Late Tuesday, Senator Clinton's web site issued an urgent e-mail to her most fervent supporters urging them to buy the new "Hillary Tee" - a designer t-shirt complete with Hillary's illustrated portrait.
Is this the first step toward a 2008 run?
Perhaps.
The New 'Hillary Tee" Price Starts at $38.50
Here's what Hillary's website e-mail said about the "Hillary Tee":
"Post-election blues got you down? Having a hard time getting ready for holiday shopping?
"Here at Friends of Hillary, we know how you feel. We worked as hard as we could to elect a new President and get this country going in a new direction. But now that the election is over, it's time to look forward to the next election season and the next chance to speak up for our principles and our values.
"That's why we recommend a Marc Jacobs designer Hillary tee - for yourself and for friends on your holiday list. With the 2004 election behind us, Hillary is now a prime target of Republicans -and we're fighting back! You can show your support for Hillary and all that she stands for by wearing a Hillary tee and giving your friends and family the opportunity to do so as well.
"Available in seven different colors and both men’s and women’s sizes, Hillary tees make great stocking stuffers or Hanukkah presents. Get yours today for the low price of $38.50 for short sleeve shirts and $42 for long sleeve shirts.
"Thanks, as always, for being a Friend of Hillary."
Wow, almost $40 for a T-shirt!
Fortunately, Blue States have a great number of millionaires and billionaires who love Hillary and can afford those prices for a t-shirt.
Contrast that with NewsMax's readership in Wal-Mart-friendly Red States who just love our Bush Country T-Shirt. It's high quality - and costs just $14.95.
And sorry, we offer no Gucci-style designer.
In fact, our t-shirt was designed by NewsMax's very own Elizabeth Dole (by the way, no relation to Sen. Dole)!
Check out the t-shirt that must be driving Hillary and friends just nuts Go Here Now
Halloween is over.
Looks like a Partridge Family retro.
They'll never outsell the toilet paper with Shillary's picture on it.
$38.50!!!!!!!!! You gotta be kidding! I pay less than that for slacks.
Already starting the personality cult I see.
That's pretty expensive for something to use to clean the outhouse.
I wish everybody in the U.S. had a pink car.....Then this would be a pink carnation.
you know that, I know that
but the DUmmies do not, and they will all buy it and make Hitlery richer.....suckers aren't they?
I'd rather wear a T-Shirt with the picture of Mao Tse Tung on it.
I'm going to buy two -- one to hang on the fencepost near the alley to keep the rats away, and another to put on my garden scarecrow next spring.
Too expensive for target shooting.
Oh yeah...that's the one.
The red-and-white motif featuring an unexplained smiling face is so . . . so . . . Soviet.
You guys are all wrong on this one. The t-shirt has fantastic possibilities.........on the firing range.
Leftists pimping for Hillary ping.
Put a beret with a red star and a goatee on her (deny her electrolysis for a week or so)
And her T shirt would look like one of those 'She' Guerverra shirts
Same basic belief system
Rimshot!
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