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The Long View
National Review ^

Posted on 11/18/2004 4:19:27 AM PST by solsrchr2

By Rob Long

EDITOR'S NOTE: This article appears in the November 29, 2004, issue of National Review.

Church Newsletters From All Over

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?"

The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

http://www.nationalreview.com/issue/long200411160825.asp


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Sean Hanity was right! Earlier this week Sean stated on his radio program that SHilary Clinton would attempt to morph into a conservative. She has already started weaving her cuccoon that when she emerges in 2008, she will be a beautiful conservative. (The image of a beautiful, snoutnosed, snarling bat comes to mind instead of a beautiful, delicate, multicolored, butterfly) She is claiming to be an Conservative Evangelical Christian. Does this mean her views on abortion will change.
1 posted on 11/18/2004 4:19:27 AM PST by solsrchr2
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To: solsrchr2

Conservativeman55 claims Hillary is a lying weasel!


2 posted on 11/18/2004 4:20:29 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: solsrchr2

S*#t claims it doesn't stink too.


3 posted on 11/18/2004 4:20:50 AM PST by Founding Father
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To: solsrchr2

This was posted 3 days ago. Didn't we decide this was a joke?


4 posted on 11/18/2004 4:21:10 AM PST by kittymyrib
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To: solsrchr2

she will keep this up for 4 years, she will do ANYTHING to get her grubby hands on the presidency. But with Condi Rice against her, 60-40 landslide, she (Hitlery) will only carry DC...


6 posted on 11/18/2004 4:23:10 AM PST by William of Orange (from the Netherlands, who are undefeated in wars against France)
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To: kittymyrib

It is..it's a parody..Rob Long special..


7 posted on 11/18/2004 4:23:20 AM PST by ken5050
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To: solsrchr2

This was a joke.
It didn't really happen.
Hannity discussed it on the radio yesterday, said he thought it was a joke, then confirmed that National Review contacted him to confirm that it was only a joke.


8 posted on 11/18/2004 4:23:39 AM PST by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: solsrchr2

Democrats will lie to you, and some of them will even lie and tell you they are Republicans. Will Hillary run as a Republican in 2008?


9 posted on 11/18/2004 4:23:46 AM PST by deaconjim (Freep the world!)
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To: solsrchr2

the left will run part of the campaign on the impassioned plea for 'fairness' that it be 'fair' to 'let' the dems have a president for eight years after the right having a president for eight years


10 posted on 11/18/2004 4:23:53 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish.)
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To: counterpunch
This was a joke. It didn't really happen.

Yet...

11 posted on 11/18/2004 4:25:28 AM PST by pookie18 (Clinton Happens!)
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To: solsrchr2
Sean Hanity was right! Earlier this week Sean stated on his radio program that SHilary Clinton would attempt to morph into a conservative.

This isn't a prediction, Hillary has been doing this all along. Bill knows why Hillary would never win and he told her what she needed to do. Hillary is going to be dangerous because she will play the role and the media will help. Hillary will be that moderate Democrat by 2008.

12 posted on 11/18/2004 4:25:30 AM PST by Always Right
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To: solsrchr2

Hillary a Conservative? If my grandmother had wheels she would be a jeep.


13 posted on 11/18/2004 4:25:48 AM PST by daddyOwe (If God wanted me to be a liberal he would of given me less brains)
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To: solsrchr2

How does that saying go? Something about PIGS and lipstick?... he he


14 posted on 11/18/2004 4:25:52 AM PST by LibSnubber (liberal democrats are domestic terrorists)
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To: solsrchr2

She's not even a conservative when compared to Karl Marx. These people need to take a reality pill.


15 posted on 11/18/2004 4:26:04 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (This space for rant)
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To: solsrchr2
"and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?"

So I can deny it at my next American Socialist Party meeting.

16 posted on 11/18/2004 4:26:24 AM PST by kahoutek
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To: solsrchr2

...O.k...here's what we do...lets send you down to the red states and you tell them your a Christian conservative...Jeez Louise!!!...What does this woman do?...wake up in the morning and ask her advisors who she should be today???I can't wait till she starts telling America she's the bionic woman.....


17 posted on 11/18/2004 4:26:55 AM PST by Route101
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To: Route101
This is a very crooked woman. You ask, what does she do in the morning?

She screws her socks on first thing every morning.

18 posted on 11/18/2004 4:29:50 AM PST by OriginalIntent (How do you know a liberal is lying?.......If his lips are moving.)
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To: solsrchr2

Yes, but let's watch her vote and see how conservative she votes. Let's see if she will confirm those conservative judges, and pass more tax relief, and help privatize schools. Let's just see if she puts the partisanship behind her, like she promised on Nov. 10 at her Tufts University speech. Let's just see.


19 posted on 11/18/2004 4:31:19 AM PST by discipler
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To: solsrchr2
Check this
20 posted on 11/18/2004 4:31:41 AM PST by indexpatient (Thank you for flushing the johns Nov. 2 they were full of s@#$)
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To: solsrchr2
I was listening to HANNITY yesterday about this and from what I heard he said he got in contact w/ the NR author and THIS IS A JOKE.

If anyone else heard Hannity say that yesterday please confirm.

21 posted on 11/18/2004 4:33:00 AM PST by OXENinFLA
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To: solsrchr2

It is definitely true that the Democrats will either move towards the centre or die. If they listen to the likes of Michael Moore or Howard Dean, they're lost. It may take a few more drubbings at the polls for them to absorb the lesson.

Regards, Ivan


22 posted on 11/18/2004 4:34:23 AM PST by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: solsrchr2

If Hillary is conservative, I'm Elvis.


23 posted on 11/18/2004 4:34:43 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed)
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To: kittymyrib
Not a joke, but a great work of sarcastic political humor. Remember, all humor, to be effective, has a basis in truth.

Watch Hillary attempt to pull a Houdini over the next political season. It will be up to us to make sure she doesn't succeed to the point that she will fool the majority. It won't be easy, although it will sound so here on FR. Remember we will be dealing with the body politic of the publicly educated America.

24 posted on 11/18/2004 4:35:05 AM PST by ImpBill (Twas a very good election for the Republic!)
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To: solsrchr2
"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."
interpretation:
Sometimes, when I have nothing better to do, I believe in the Gospel, As long as it does not compromise my political career.
25 posted on 11/18/2004 4:35:40 AM PST by Pointblank
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To: solsrchr2
Years ago William Safire wrote a column about both Clintons being "congenital liars".

Nothing has changed since then !

26 posted on 11/18/2004 4:37:02 AM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (NO PRISONERS!!)
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To: pookie18

She's already eaten turkey with the troops in Afghanistan. Last spring she took speech lessons...notice she no longer says, 'you know' and 'uh' every three seconds. Next she'll be going to church with a big Bible under her arm. Hill will do whatever it takes for a shot at the presidency.


27 posted on 11/18/2004 4:37:07 AM PST by hershey
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To: solsrchr2
Hillary claims she's a conservative

Was she in Vietnam?

28 posted on 11/18/2004 4:37:07 AM PST by Jim Noble (FR Iraq policy debate begins 11/3/04. Pass the word.)
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To: counterpunch
The fact that it could happen makes Hillary the joke!

I wait for her revivals down by the river and baptisms in the Hudson River; "passing the plate" for her fundraisers.

29 posted on 11/18/2004 4:38:40 AM PST by lonestar (Me, too!--Weinie)
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To: pookie18

"This was a joke. It didn't really happen."

Oh darn...and I was so looking forward to Hillary's new cookie recipes :o(


30 posted on 11/18/2004 4:40:33 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Shoot low boys, they're ridin' Shetland ponies)
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To: lonestar

Sure its a great joke, and almost believable. Really funny stuff.
But it is still important that people do not go away under the impression that it actually did happen.
The fact that one could envision Hillary saying this (and the fact that many people are willing to believe ANYTHING about Hillary) makes it that much more likely that people will take it seriously.


31 posted on 11/18/2004 4:43:23 AM PST by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: Made in USA

Scientists discover that the earth's moon is really composed of munster cheese.


32 posted on 11/18/2004 4:45:19 AM PST by mc5cents
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To: Jim Noble

did she get a purple heart?


33 posted on 11/18/2004 4:45:48 AM PST by William of Orange (from the Netherlands, who are undefeated in wars against France)
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To: ConservativeMan55

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!


34 posted on 11/18/2004 4:46:18 AM PST by MEG33 ( Congratulations President Bush!..Thank you God. Four More Years!)
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To: MEG33

LOL LOL LOL LMAO!!!!! Although it is a joke, it will not surprise me if the liberal icon Hillary actually metamorphoses into a Conservative to appeal to a red state.


35 posted on 11/18/2004 4:50:32 AM PST by Jose Roberto
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To: counterpunch
Hannity discussed it on the radio yesterday, said he thought it was a joke, then confirmed that National Review contacted him to confirm that it was only a joke.

Everything about the Clintons is a joke.

36 posted on 11/18/2004 4:51:28 AM PST by N. Theknow (DU, Michael Moore, Hollywood, etc. are all dogcrap on the Shoe Of Life)
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To: solsrchr2

Hillary a conservative christian....someone been smok'in the B.C. bud......


37 posted on 11/18/2004 4:51:31 AM PST by Route101
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To: William of Orange
did she get a purple heart?

Four, I heard.

38 posted on 11/18/2004 4:52:55 AM PST by Jim Noble (FR Iraq policy debate begins 11/3/04. Pass the word.)
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To: solsrchr2

Of course she is. And I'm a 38DD.


39 posted on 11/18/2004 4:53:01 AM PST by dormee
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To: solsrchr2
already posted here
40 posted on 11/18/2004 5:00:26 AM PST by NutCrackerBoy
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To: solsrchr2

Hate to say this but Hilllary keeps singing the right tune too many CC will lap it up including some on this site

I remember back in 2000 when Gore finally gave up the ghost with a concession speech how many here were forgiving him and calling him a nice guy etc

And remember all those prayers for Bubba during his operation

The question is will Hillary's left wing pals like BS stay loyal. And how is Hillary going to handle the abortion isssue That is going to be the tightrope she has to walk


41 posted on 11/18/2004 5:09:13 AM PST by uncbob
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To: solsrchr2

NR is going Onion?


42 posted on 11/18/2004 5:12:15 AM PST by RGSpincich
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To: solsrchr2

"God's house is open to all"... - Who seek Him in earnest! Hilliary? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hilliary wouldn't recognize God if He were running against her in an election.

What a PHONY! and what a CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE... As long as you DON'T count the United States of America!


43 posted on 11/18/2004 5:12:34 AM PST by odoso (Millions for charity, but not one penny for tribute!)
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To: solsrchr2

Just wait til they air all of those videotapes of Hillary with Michael Moore and George Soros. There is plenty more videotape evidence of Hitlary's extreme left-wing agenda.


44 posted on 11/18/2004 5:23:22 AM PST by dc-zoo
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To: solsrchr2
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - H. Clinton)

This is conservative talk?????

45 posted on 11/18/2004 5:39:05 AM PST by chainsaw ( ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - H. Clinton))
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To: solsrchr2; GatorGirl; maryz; afraidfortherepublic; Antoninus; Aquinasfan; livius; ...

Wolf ping.


46 posted on 11/20/2004 6:51:33 PM PST by narses (Free Republic is pro-God, pro-life, pro-family + Vivo Christo Rey!)
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To: narses

Big bad wolf bump!


47 posted on 11/21/2004 2:09:25 AM PST by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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