A Zotting abuse of democracy!

My mommy and daddy, and a team of ZOT experts at WWW.LOSER | November 19, 2004 | Blister Herzog, PEST expert

[Blister_H]

I feel ashamed that the republican were able to cheat once again? Is this democracy? I think not! I know, without a shadow of a doubt that the election was rigged, because there aren't enough idiot in this country to vote the god danged BUSH into office, ONCE, not to mention TWICE. We should pull together, and fight the oppression. FIGHT THE POWER, and the evil republicans, before it's too late, and we are relieved of all our precious rights. Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table. For SHAME... SHAME ON THE US of A, a potentially fantastic country.

The saga continues . . .

[Blister_H]

I feel ashamed that the republican were able to cheat once again? Is this democracy? I think not! I know, without a shadow of a doubt that the election was rigged, because there aren't enough idiot in this country to vote the god danged BUSH into office, ONCE, not to mention TWICE. We should pull together, and fight the oppression. FIGHT THE POWER, and the evil republicans, before it's too late, and we are relieved of all our precious rights. Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table. For SHAME... SHAME ON THE US of A, a potentially fantastic country.

[rdb3]

Later, sucka.

[Little Pig]

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


You don't really believe this, do you?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Smokin!

[JennysCool]

finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table

Just kinda says it all right there, doesn't it?

[Bikers4Bush]

Blister H? Shouldn't you have called yourself festering puss filled boil since that's what you really are?

[michaelbfree]

actually, you are obviously the stupid ones since you lost

[headsonpikes]

Put more Preparation H on your blister.

[headsonpikes]

Put more Preparation H on your blister.

[avg_freeper]

Is this democracy?

Good one Einstein. This is a Constitutional Federal Republic.

[Frank_Discussion]

Do you need a towel? Perhaps a little medication? Electro-Shock therapy is now a much gentler option than it once was, you might want to consider that...

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Damn fool. Grow up before you return.

[william clark]

Yes, Ruprecht, you may...

[martin_fierro]

[rudypoot]

[msnimje]

Our education tax dollars hard at work

[roaddog727]

Hey, Blister_H

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

(Written by another Freeper, but most appropriate here as well)

Get ZOTTED, Bucko!

[bolobaby]

So let me see if I can sum up this guy's point...

"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Is that it?

[Dalite]

"finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table."

And yet another brilliant endorsement for outcome based education.

Post like these are a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[.38sw]

Why is it that trolls invariably cannot spell or use the spell function, or have any idea about grammar? Why?

[Sthitch]

FIGHT THE POWER

????

I thought that is what we did. We fought the power of the unions, the MSM, and the University systems, and we are starting to win.

And troll, it is Republicans, not repulican.

[Paul Atreides]

forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table.

From the sound of things, you and your psycho buddies have yet to finish your "pees."

Stock up on Depends, for the next four years.

[SandyInSeattle]

Your thought process is interesting. Your guy didn't win, so therefore there MUST be fraud, even there's absolutely no evidence? Do you hear yourself?!

Oh, BTW... ZOT!

[Sloth]

I was never aloud to pee at the dinner table in the first place.

[mrsmith]

"a potentially fantastic country."

That's what the Grand Potentate keeps telling us...

you do know the meaning of 'fantastic' don't you?

[.38sw]

Blister_ H

Hmm. Does that mean that you are a Herpes Blister?

[BenLurkin]

"SHE"

will be after this guy.

[SandyInSeattle]

forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table.

You pee at the dinner table? How neanderthal.

Hey, the bell just rang. You'd better hurry along now before you're tardy to class.

[aliquis]

Good laugh.

If you're serious, however, please request PEST treatment.

[OSHA]

Is this democracy?

All hail Karl Rove, Pontiff of the Theocracy of America!

[.38sw]

I was never aloud to pee at the dinner table in the first place.

Neither was I. LOL!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Blister_H? Does the "H" stand for "Herpes"?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table

This person obviously wasn't brought up right. When I was a kid, we always had to finish our pees before we got to the table. You wouldn't want to have been in my house with my father if you had done what this person suggests.

[cake_crumb]

Oh and here I was, screwing around with one of those retarded but hilarious conversations that generally starts with things like borowwing someone else's hand lotion and then discovering there's GLITTER in it and almost MISSAED a ZOT thread...well, this'll get zotted anyhow, so it doesn't matter...

[scott0347]

In After the Zot!!!!! I ROCK!!!!

[retrokitten]

forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table.

This is perhaps the funniest things I have ever read on FR!!!

Maybe that's a dem thing, because we didn't usually pee at the dinner table in my house growing up.

[Dog Gone]

That was my favorite line, also.

With people like this opposed to us, we have nothing to fear.

[G.Mason]

Hmmmm ... the Admin Moderator is going to let us play with our food? ;)

[finnman69]

[SandyInSeattle]

It must be a dem thing. My mother would paddle my butt good if I peed at the dinner table. She was kind of picky that way.

[phancypants]

You pee at the dinner table?
I wasn't allowed to do that.

[Paul Atreides]

The hilarious part is, they consider themselves to be the epitome of higher education, while we Red State Residents, and our President, cannot even string together a sentence.

[aliquis]

Oops,

Sorry rdb3, the intended recipient was, of course, Blister_H.

[forYourChildrenVote4Bush]

"... potentially fantastic country..."

Once they get you out of the US...and the rest of you DUmmies...

[Servant of the 9]

As you were informed immediately after the final election, your Orders assigning you to an apropriate reeducation camp should arive next week.

You may bring one change of clothes and personal grooming articles that are not sharp (the same ones you could carry on a commercial aircraft).

Failure to report will result in a transfer to the Guantanamo Facility.

So9

[scott0347]

You may want to put some ice on that. Here is your sign

[roaddog727]

That peeing at the dinner table must be aloud peeing indeed. Is that the sound of a Bull peeing on a flat rock?

[red-dawg]

[Bars4Bill]

Finish your "pees" and

[King Prout]

yes, you do!