A Zotting abuse of democracy!

My mommy and daddy, and a team of ZOT experts at WWW.LOSER | November 19, 2004 | Blister Herzog, PEST expert

[Blister_H]

I feel ashamed that the republican were able to cheat once again? Is this democracy? I think not! I know, without a shadow of a doubt that the election was rigged, because there aren't enough idiot in this country to vote the god danged BUSH into office, ONCE, not to mention TWICE. We should pull together, and fight the oppression. FIGHT THE POWER, and the evil republicans, before it's too late, and we are relieved of all our precious rights. Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table. For SHAME... SHAME ON THE US of A, a potentially fantastic country.

The saga continues . . .

[kralcmot]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/

study this and report back to us tomorrow at oh-eight hund-red

[sarasota]

Trolls misspell words and grammar because they know it will trip our trigger.

[JaguarXKE]

"finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table"
kinda says it all right there, doesn't it?

All your pees are belong to us!

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Whoa.... that one was close!

[mamaduck]

OH! OH! LOL!

"blister"!

bwhahahahaha

[Slings and Arrows]

Here's some extra credit:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/

[Lady Jag]

Blister packs it in!

[clyde260]

Holy Black Hills Batman, that one looks Brainless!


(Insert Picture of Tom Daschle here)

Some day I'll learn how to do that.

[dansangel]

Hope this blisters your butt!

[cake_crumb]

"And this guy ain't tellin', neither! ;-)

Hmmmm...I was going to say that's not fair, but suddenly think the answer might be more gross than anything we could come up with concerning hand lotion with glitter in it.

(if I don't want to know, I guarantee they'll be lining up to tell me what they meant)

[VRWCmember]

Why are you peeing at the dinner table in the first place, idiot?

[PA Engineer]

[dangus]

See, I took it as "epiphany of stupid," meaning that the writer had never before realized how stupid someone could be. Compare to an epiphany of holiness, the birth of Jesus, and you can imagine what the epiphany of stupid would be in contrast.

[cake_crumb]

OH FOR PETE'S SAKE....and I've HEARD that joke before! Somewhere...no wonder nobody wanted to tell me before! (slapping forehead)

[redcountyrepublican]

[Protagoras]

Trust me, we don't have to. Go there and see for yourself

No thanks.

[GOP_1900AD]

I refer to the areas which voted in the majority for Kerry as "the blue blisters" - that's a rather appropriate handle you've got there....

"All your republican are berong to us"

[roaddog727]

Nope,

Epiphany was the intended word - it was a thunbderstroke of a revelation of how stupid he really is...

[mountainfolk]

That was my take also. A Freeper having fun pulling chains. Maybe I am just too generous in giving the RATS credit for having better sense. After thought------it was a RAT. A Freeper couldn't fake this level of dumbness.

[cake_crumb]

"No thanks."

Well, nobody can blame you for that....the urge to bathe in lye soap and bleach can become almost uncontrollable sometimes.

[Ryan Spock]

[cake_crumb]

Reading the original post out loud, grammatical and contextual errors and all, only got leukwarm response. It was me reading YOUR post out loud that brought all the helpers over here to peer over my shoulder. Which made it hard to type for a bit.

[Hardastarboard]

LOL!! You not only beat him into the ground, you beat him into individual cells, and then beat the individuals cells into their components (mitochondria, Golgi bodies, nucleus, membrane, etc.) and then you beat him into individual molecules. I don't think it's possible to pulverize him any more!

[roaddog727]

That was only part of a truly monumental counter-rant written by another Freeper. I took the liberty of plagarizing it (and indicated so) 'cause it was appropriate for the offending post.

I'm glad it provided a good laugh. Truly a ROTFLMAO comment.

:-)

[BenLurkin]

That is pretty impressive.

[Lady Jag]

[TChris]

Hehehehe... Big boom! :-)

[mbennett203]

If nothing else, we got a new misspelled word to bandy about. If you seriesly love stuning your beeber, you'll love eating pees.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Corporal punishment, huh?

ACLU representative:

HATE CRIME!!!

(Files retroactive lawsuit against Sandy's mother.)

[Darksheare]

Do you chew your toenails?

[Lady Jag]

Rollin'!

[Hi Heels]

hmmmm.... appears the family from Deliverance has finally hooked up to the internet.

[international american]

YIKE

[Darksheare]

Swerv, you're mean.
You know that they're also supposed to bring their OWN women's panties for placement on their heads during torture seesions, and they're also supposed to bring paper bags.

They're also supposed to drop and chant some motivational statement while facing the ground.
but the chant wording escapes me at the moment.

[Monkey Face]

Hey! That looks like a Snot-Gurgle!

:-)

[Texas Chrystal]

Don't forget to bring a towel ZOT!

[Texas Chrystal]

Ha! Your graphic is about to give ME a seizure! Good one!

[RushCrush]

Shut Up Fool!

[RushCrush]

I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is Mr. T hugging Boy George

[SandyInSeattle]

I'll call Mom tonight and tell her she abused me because she wouldn't let me pee at the dinner table.

Peabrain posted another thread, and it's more idiotic than the first. He should have left well enough alone and not tried to explain his spelling, he just made things worse!

[spodefly]

Eat every carrot and pee on your plate.

[SquirrelKing]

ZOT!

Out of kool-aid?

[bd476]

Aww, go buy some more Oxy 10 and stop picking your face.

[bd476]

That's a pretty photo!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

I know, it's becoming so laughable that I'm almost beginning to think that this is some sort of elaborately hatched plot by a group of out of work "SNL" alums.

I think that we should perform a public service though, and maybe send these people an Oxford English Dictionary and Roget's Thesaurus.

That way, even if they remain stunningly ignorant pseudo-Marxist nimrods, at the very least, they'll know how to spell correctly and come up with more than one synonym for "right wing, fascist, oil-grubbing Republican."

[valkyrieanne]

"Burp!!! Mama, you really cook that troll up gooood!"

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! :^D

[NeoCaveman]

Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table.

PEES? You've been reading my articles again haven't you?

Move over PEST, now there is PEES

[Mr. Silverback]

Bump!

[Lazamataz]

I feel ashamed that the republican were able to cheat once again

Yes.

We cheated.

I want you to know that we stole the election. You would have won, but we stole it. We're crafty and very, very evil.

And we cannot be stopped. :o)