A Zotting abuse of democracy!

My mommy and daddy, and a team of ZOT experts at WWW.LOSER | November 19, 2004 | Blister Herzog, PEST expert

[Blister_H]

I feel ashamed that the republican were able to cheat once again? Is this democracy? I think not! I know, without a shadow of a doubt that the election was rigged, because there aren't enough idiot in this country to vote the god danged BUSH into office, ONCE, not to mention TWICE. We should pull together, and fight the oppression. FIGHT THE POWER, and the evil republicans, before it's too late, and we are relieved of all our precious rights. Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table. For SHAME... SHAME ON THE US of A, a potentially fantastic country.

The saga continues . . .

[phancypants]

You pee at the dinner table?
I wasn't allowed to do that.

[Paul Atreides]

The hilarious part is, they consider themselves to be the epitome of higher education, while we Red State Residents, and our President, cannot even string together a sentence.

[aliquis]

Oops,

Sorry rdb3, the intended recipient was, of course, Blister_H.

[forYourChildrenVote4Bush]

"... potentially fantastic country..."

Once they get you out of the US...and the rest of you DUmmies...

[Servant of the 9]

As you were informed immediately after the final election, your Orders assigning you to an apropriate reeducation camp should arive next week.

You may bring one change of clothes and personal grooming articles that are not sharp (the same ones you could carry on a commercial aircraft).

Failure to report will result in a transfer to the Guantanamo Facility.

So9

[scott0347]

You may want to put some ice on that. Here is your sign

[roaddog727]

That peeing at the dinner table must be aloud peeing indeed. Is that the sound of a Bull peeing on a flat rock?

[red-dawg]

[Bars4Bill]

Finish your "pees" and

[King Prout]

yes, you do!

[fritzz]

because there aren't enough idiot in this country to vote the god danged BUSH into office, ONCE, not to mention TWICE.

We learned how to vote twice for the same person from our democrat friends. For that we thank you .

[Grampa Dave]

[Americanwolf]

your mommy beat you didn't she?

[cake_crumb]

"Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table."

Thank you SO much for this gem of a thread. Though you are gone and soon all memory of you will be deleted from the server, I am SAVING your screed, to prove to the doubters just how stupid Arabs get whenever they stop making al Qaeda signs.

This sentence was hysterical since it tied in nicely with the sparkley hand lotion conversation we were just having...and it HAS been shared and enjoyed by everyone!

Thanks again,

A grateful FReeper

[dirtboy]

Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table.

I really don't EVER want to dine at your house.

[najida]

Erm,
As I learned quickly when first posting here....

1. It ain't a democracy, it's a republic.

2. This place here is JR's and it is a benevolent dictatorship :)

3. Kitties and lightening quickly follow stupidity.

[finnman69]

[King Prout]

[Publius6961]

I know, without a shadow of a doubt that the election was rigged, because there aren't enough idiot in this country to vote the god danged BUSH into office, ONCE, not to mention TWICE.

I wonder how violently this jr high schooler's head would explode if I were to tell him I felt exactly the same way about the First Rapist's two terms?

[King Prout]

that's amazingly cool!