A message from your friendly, helful Mr. Herzot

"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." ^

[Duke_Zelig]

Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word, as well as few others in my last post. I was in a rush, and was unable to edit the piece before I sent it out. As it was, my boss was about due to return from his trip to the Philippines, and I had to make it look as though I had been working, like the positively aggressive worker bee that I claim to be. Now, as I stated before, in a somewhat sloppy manner, I was simply giving a commentary on the sorry state of this quickly depreciating country of ours. WE ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER MEN, and its due time that we fight to better ourselves before its too late. If we're so dang anxious to step in and save the poor, oppressed Iraqis, then why not step in and help the other that need us more. Because Terrorists live in Irag? That’s just bogus trash talk! I'll tell you why, cause it wont line Bush's fat pockets the way he'd like, the way he needs, to feel like a big bad man. The man is about money, and corporation, and has been placed in office by the like. I weep for the future of this country, cause it's just about on its last legs. RIP AMERICA, RIP my lady love, for here we stand, our hands held high, our love as thick as newly churned butter.

-Peace out Blister Herzog

[zygoat]

Beat it, buttrag.

[mnehrling]

I didn't know they made pot legal. Does it help your glaucoma?

[TheBigB]

Prozac.

[proxy_user]

Hmmmm....now I get it.

I used to collect these, when crazed vagrants gave them out on the streets of New York.

[bonfire]

Couldn't get past the first sentence. You must be a Dem.

[Constitution Day]

[madvlad]

"Irag" is an appropriate mispelling for this
mooyock.

MV

[JimWforBush]

ZOT!

[bolobaby]

What's with the crybabies today?

[baseballfanjm]

[baseballfanjm]

[kralcmot]

[baseballfanjm]

This monkey agrees with you. Happy? Now beat it!

[Bikers4Bush]

You were never an American and you'll never be an American. You could not possibly be further from what an American truly is.

[PilloryHillary]

Do the world a favor. Please.

[KoRn]

ZOT!

[PilloryHillary]

Holy CRAP! That pic is huge!!! ;-)

[Jonah Hex]

It must be a slow day at the 7-11, loser.

[najida]

Oh boy...

You are in big trouble now!

[RebelBanker]

Oh, jeez... Not this s**t again!

[sandalwood]

Hey - I think the PA state police just pulled you over for driving on three wheels!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1284045/posts?page=4#4

[cspackler]

Man, it's back again...

Look, if you want to help the poor and oppressed, just do as most conservatives do and go help them! Get off your lazy a$$ and do something, and quit expecting the government to take care of you.

And also, go away.

[Dallas59]

Shut up RAT and eat your peas!

[KoRn]

I use the max megatonage possible in my nukes. Rumor has it the trolls hide deep underground in bunkers after littering the boards. ;-)

[trisham]

our love as thick as newly churned butter.

Gee.

ZOT!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I think it's Garrison Keillor.

[Theresawithanh]

Dear Mr. Zelig Blister Hartzog, your wonderful, insightful post has made me see the error of my ways! I'll never eat peas again!

Nursey-nurse late with your meds this morn?

[stylin19a]

where exactly is Irag ?

[hometoroost]

Duke Zippy,

If you are so worried why don't you leave? My advice to you is stop talking and start packing.

[Budge]

Am I in time for the ZOT?

[Dallas59]

Your so sad about the world and America and so worried about Bush little clown......

[jimthewiz]

"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word,

Of course you know that all of us who voted for Bush are ignorant, uneducated, mouth-breathers who wouldn't know the difference anyway.
But we were taught etiquette. I was always allowed to leave the dinner table but never aloud to leave.

[jimthewiz]

"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word,

Of course you know that all of us who voted for Bush are ignorant, uneducated, mouth-breathers who wouldn't know the difference anyway.
But we were taught etiquette. I was always allowed to leave the dinner table but never aloud to leave.

[Publius6961]

Was your boss able to smell the alcohol on your breath?
Just curious.

[TChris]

Actual video of this moron getting his ZOT, with sound:

[cake_crumb]

You're still aloud out?

[TChris]

Because Terrorists live in Irag?

Dang. After all that, we've been fighting in the wrong country! Don't I feel stupid now...

[scott0347]

In again after the ZOT.

Duke you might want to hold onto something

Looks like a storm is moving in

[scott0347]

You mean hugh don't you?

:)

[lonevoice]

And this is your edited screed? You failed English in highschool, didn't you?

[TChris]

...our love as thick as newly churned butter...

Don't even wanna go there!

[Arrowhead1952]

Another troll with a pea problem ping.

[John Lenin]

The usual sexual deviants from Salon weekend blitz. This is so predictable.

[cake_crumb]

May the MOABS miss you while your bile ducts clug and your colon inflames, interfering with the function of your bladder, causing dripping, painful infection and bloody urination while your prostate swells to the size of a water melon, leaving you in safety to enjoy years of physical suffering.

From cake with love.

[E Rocc]

[Ignatz]

The man is about money, and corporation, and has been placed in office by the like

I'll make a deal with you, troll: If you produce just one single piece of documented evidence that proves this statement a fact, I'll quit FR, join DU, and have a frontal lobotomy (it's required to register there).
If you cannot, however, produce the evidence, then you must publicy declare yourself a liar on DU and post a link here.
Agreed, Monica-wanna-be? Do we have a deal?

[jellybean]

You know you can reduce that to 1/4 the size and still be effective...

<img src="http://kyrom.free.fr/Atomic/Nuke.jpg" width=370 height=295>

[cake_crumb]

BWT, the rocket launchers were lopsided and looked stupid. The writing was crooked and looked like it had been done by someone hanging from a chain by one leg. My son did better drawings when he was 5...at least HE understood configuration (and perspective)

[cake_crumb]

"And this is your edited screed? You failed English in highschool, didn't you?"

This is another sweety pie who didn't go to school here.