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**Official Friday Silliness Thread**
11/19/04 | self

Posted on 11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by TheBigB

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To: TheBigB

THere can only be one UNNNGH.. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1235991/posts


21 posted on 11/19/2004 12:37:51 PM PST by BenLurkin (Big government is still a big problem.)
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To: TheBigB
Already posted here.

/john

22 posted on 11/19/2004 12:38:29 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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To: TheBigB

Wow, that's a lot of eye candy on your profile page. I have to visit more often.


23 posted on 11/19/2004 12:38:32 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: green pastures

My beeber is pinging.


24 posted on 11/19/2004 12:38:44 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: TheBigB

25 posted on 11/19/2004 12:38:45 PM PST by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: green pastures

26 posted on 11/19/2004 12:39:28 PM PST by BenLurkin (Big government is still a big problem.)
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For no reason...

27 posted on 11/19/2004 12:39:38 PM PST by TheBigB (if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
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To: TheBigB

Last time I did I got arrested for failing to conceal.


28 posted on 11/19/2004 12:39:45 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
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To: TheBigB
 Come join us on the  Undead Thread (a ZOT thread), on its way to The Ultimate LimitTM: Last Post #65535.

What is this thread all about?

(Except we're series about this, hughly series...)

29 posted on 11/19/2004 12:39:45 PM PST by sionnsar (NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
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30 posted on 11/19/2004 12:39:52 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: King Prout

O-tay. :-)


31 posted on 11/19/2004 12:39:58 PM PST by TheBigB (if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
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To: TheBigB

soem steam

Is that a particular type of steam?


32 posted on 11/19/2004 12:39:59 PM PST by Pete'sWife (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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To: TheBigB
hopkin green frog!


33 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:04 PM PST by Constitution Day (ps. i'll find my frog, him name is hopkin green frog)
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To: OSHA

I am so there.


34 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:05 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
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To: TheBigB
Waste-of-time-vanity-posting-whiny-sniveling-newbie.

Oh wait, it's you BigB.....sorry.....

35 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:05 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: TheBigB
This thread is silly.

36 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:07 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Armedanddangerous
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

37 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:08 PM PST by Delbert
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To: TheBigB

Just farted.


38 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:23 PM PST by PatriotCJC
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To: Laura Earl

Ping sweetie


39 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:25 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
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40 posted on 11/19/2004 12:40:31 PM PST by OSHA (Anything not forbidden is mandatory.)
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