So, Is Kerry Going To Save American Lives With His Plan?

11-20-04 | self

[technomage]

Okay, now that the election is over, is Mr. Kerry going to tell us his 'plan' for ending the war in Iraq and for protecting the troops?

After all, he told us he had a plan to win the war quickly and to protect the servicemen and women there.

So, where is the plan? I mean, if it will save lives, if it will end the war in Iraq quicker, where is the plan?

Is is not more important to save lives then to keep the plan to himself merely because of ego?

Or is it that he never had a plan in the first place and was just behaving like a typical liberal: lying and saying anything just for power.

So Mr. Kerry, what is it? Will you tell us how to prosecute this war better in order to save lives, or will you keep silent and allow more innocents to die?

[GreenHornet]

You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We'd all love to see the plan

[Trepz]

Remember sick willie's health care plan that he'd have in place within 100 days of inauguration? kerry had a similiar plan. Non-existent. he figured that sick willie got away with it, so why couldn't he. he knew the MSM would never hold him accountable.

[Puckster]

Well you know
It'll have to wait
Til 2008

[REDWOOD99]

He didn't need to make it up since he lost.

[albie]

His plan is to go back to the Senate and work hard to save the dolphins. He was instructed by the Clintons to destroy all "peace plans" he had by removing that part of his brain which would remember these plans. All hard drives and/or paperwork or files have been destroyed. America doesn't deserve Kerry's plans. If we wanted them badly enough, we would have made Kerry President. Now we'll have to suffer the consequences of our actions.(total sarcasm)

[yankeedame]

Okay, now that the election is over, is Mr. Kerry going to tell us his 'plan' for ending the war in Iraq and for protecting the troops?

You gotta be kidding! We (the people of America) didn't elect him President, and are therefore unworthy of his plan. (sarcasm)
You know, not casting your pearls before swine and that sort of stuff?

[Puckster]

Well you know
You only get the plan
When you elect the man

[Raffus]

This one has been popular today.

[andie74]

His plan is to go back to the Senate and work hard to save the dolphins.

LOL! More like, Kerry is going back to the Senate to try to salvage his political career.

[MEG33]

The PLAN ....The PLAN...(WHERE'S THE PLAN????)

[ladylib]

He's annoyed because not enough people voted for him, so he's not going to tell.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Yeah, I'm wondering, too. So what is this fantastic plan?

[FreedomCalls]

Here's the plan. I managed to get a hold of a copy:

1. Cut off all economic and military ties to Israel.
2. Kiss Arab ass.
3. Host a state dinner.

[Tacis]

Kerry put his plan in Gore's lock box for safe keeping and now they can't get it open.

Surely, you are kidding! EVERY WORD KERRY SPEAKS IS A LIE!! Let me say that once more, EVERY WORD KERRY SPEAKS IS A LIE!! There wasn't a plan, there isn't a plan, there never was a plan!! Kerry is an empty suit, a traitor who sold out his country once before and would do it again. Our job should be to help him move on to another occupayion where he can be lazy and unproductive on his own time!

[vetsvette]

I'm certain that Kerry did, in fact, have a plan. But, that plan is only viable in a Democratic administration, Republicans have consistently refused to accept the fetal position as a viable national defense strategy.

[Bommer]

Okay, now that the election is over, is Mr. Kerry going to tell us his 'plan' for ending the war in Iraq and for protecting the troops?

Of Course!

Step 1. Americans drop all weapons.
Step 2. Raise hands up high in the air and walk backwards!
Step 3. Be accused of raping women, cutting off arms, ears and heads of villagers.
Step 4. American stupidly buy into it, and demands to retreat!
Step 5. Swift Military for the truth writes a book!

History repeats itself!~

[IAMNO1]

Bet all his plans are kept safe in Al Gore's lockbox.

[IAMNO1]

Ups. Already said.

[loboinok]

Our job should be to help him move on to another occupayion where he can be lazy and unproductive on his own time!

He already has that job.He needs one where he can be lazy and UNEMPLOYED!

[Jim_Curtis]

I think enough history needs to pass before he can tell us that he would have done the successful things that Bush did but the unsuccessful things he would have done differently without being specific about those things except that they will probably have to do with getting cooperation from mystery allies that we will be left assuming mean France and Germany.

He will likely say his plan would have called for having troops where they weren't when in hindsight it would have been nice if there had been some troops there and he wouldn't have had troops in places where they were when in hindsight it was unfortunate that they were there. His plan would have called for moving the troops from the second example to the first example.

Kerry will probably sit down with Rather, Brokaw or Jennings for an interview that will run about 30 minutes when it is aired but there will be hours of additional video recorded that has Kerry answering the question "What was your war plan" and they will record Kerry claiming he would do this, that and everything and its opposite ( kinda like the old SNL skit with Brokaw reporting Gerald Ford's demise ). They will be able to edit this to make Kerry look prescient and presidential come the next Presidential election.

[festus]

I thought everyone saw the copy of the plan we managed to snag a copy of .....


The Boston Fog's Secret Plan :

Step 1. Win the election for President in '04.
Step 2. ...........

hehehehe

;-)

[Chieftain]

Kerry's secret PLAN has been discovered by a FReeper (Recovering Ex-Hippie) to be an acronymn.

It stands for Please Leave America Now!