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[soycd]

http://www.365gay.com/newscon04/11/112204senWeds.htm

(Boston, Massachusetts) Massachusetts state Sen. Jarrett Barrios has married his longtime partner, Doug Hattaway, a former spokesperson for Vice President Al Gore.

The two were wed in a weekend ceremony at First Parish Church in Cambridge. Same-sex marriage became legal in Massachusetts last May. (story) Barrios and Hattaway have been together for 10 years and have two children.

[soycd]

Two children? I pity these kids and hope they wise up and educate their sick keepers. Makes me want to puke.

[Steel Wolf]

Same-sex marriage became legal in Massachusetts last May. (story) Barrios and Hattaway have been together for 10 years and have two children.

Wha?

[AirForceMom]

Who gave him away, Ted Kennedy?

[phoenix0468]

Poor kids.

[Enterprise]

Was Barney Frank a bridesmaid?

[AirForceMom]

LMAO, I thought maybe a flower girl.

[Outraged]

When is AlGore coming out of the closet?

[oyez]

It frightening how homos and communists have so much governmental influence.

[Outraged]

Barrios and Hattaway have been together for 10 years and have two children.

Now, I am no gynecologist, but I am perty dang sure that aint possible.

[Mike1973]

Lets all contribute to their honeymoon fund and buy them 1 way tickets to Paris. Or we can just get them some bustickets to Canada.

[Waco]

Whatever you do RATS, keep slopping with the queers. It's bound to win you a lot of elections. Yaa, sure.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Barrios and Hattaway have been together for 10 years and have two children.

How the hell did that happen???

[COEXERJ145]

[Enterprise]

It must be interesting. When the male bride throws the bouquet, a male catches it. Then when the male groom removes the garter and flips it to the crowd, a male catches it. And another thing, how do they determine if either is a virgin. Which one has the hymen, and where is it located? I have all these penetrating questions.

[fo0hzy]

[AirForceMom]

OMG, I spit tea all over the keyboard. Thanks for the laugh after a rough news day!!

[null and void]

The virgin is the one who makes a noise when he farts...

[PhotoFixer3]

The two were wed in a weekend ceremony at First Parish Church in Cambridge.

Hmmm some Church

[AirForceMom]

LMFAO!! I have tears!

[PGalt]

Hallowed Weenies.

[Enterprise]

"OMG, I spit tea all over the keyboard."

I didn't do it, nobody saw it, no one can prove anything.

[null and void]

My work is done here...

[Enterprise]

I see, it must be the sudden release of trapped air.

[AirForceMom]

I can hardly see to type.........

[null and void]

And the, ummm, snugness of the orifice.

[RightOnline]

Gee. How f**king sweet. Makes the great State of Massachusetts proud, I'm sure.

[null and void]

I considered saying something about 'as snug as a bug in a rug'. Fortunately I thought better of it...

[Enterprise]

Oh yeah, pull that one. I can't give anymore, I already gave at the orifice. Like I haven't heard THAT before!

[Boiler Plate]

When is AlGore coming out of the closet?

I don't think he will fit. Closet doors aren't full width.

[AirForceMom]

That line is going to pop into my head at the MOST inappropriate times ( like in line at the grocery store) and people are going to think I've gone insane. I love it!!

[pke]

Want to read something really scary?

Kerry could be president right now! The Horror!!!

[null and void]

I certainly hope so. (when in doubt, blame me...)

[Enterprise]

Naw, you would have had to stop with "snug as a bugger."

[Lancey Howard]

"It's sick out there and getting sicker." - Bob Grant

Bush's big win a few weeks ago shows that most Americans are slowly waking up and rejecting the Democrat culture that enables, and even endorses, this kind of sick perversion. I hope that America turns around in a hurry before too many other children are subjected to this kind of unnatural decadence.

[EternalVigilance]

The founders are spinning in their graves.

[Dozer3]

I like how the article says they have two kids. Did the fem shoot the babies out of his ass?

[Enterprise]

As one writer pointed out, each year because of abortions, the gap in the numbers of voters who might vote Democrat and the conservative voters gets wider. In essence, as we fight to ban the practice of abortion, we are in effect, demanding that future Democrats be born. But if we win that battle, it will take about 40 years before the Democrats regain their strength. Hopefully, they don't have that much time and they will disappear as a party.

[Redcloak]

So which one was the blushing bride?

[Boazo]

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out

[montomike]

Al Gore is too fat to get out of the closet!

[newzhawk]

Don't kid yourself about what color babies are being aborted- or what party- many are white suburban teens and yuppies - I cannot imagine Kennedy allowing any Dems to not be created by some scam or another. I could be wrong -of course

[ladyinred]

OMG. This is just surreal.

[Oreo Kookey]

"Makes me want to puke."

Man, I don't want to but I'm gonna.

[Oreo Kookey]

"When is AlGore coming out of the closet?"

He stayed in there too long and now he won't fit through the door.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

[RVN Airplane Driver]

The virgin is the one who makes a noise when he farts...

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard setting in front of a computer as when I read your post. That was great...

[Bon mots]

Barrios and Hattaway have been together for 10 years and have two children.

I'm not sure I like the way those kids are being reared.

[risk]

Naturally fussy bureaucrats and such.

[BlackbirdSST]

Whatever you do RATS, keep slopping with the queers. It's bound to win you a lot of elections. Yaa, sure.

I'm always looking for the upside, at least they've removed themselves from the gene pool! Blackbird.

[Enterprise]

It's about numbers, not color.