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TOP TEN WAYS HOLLYWOOD'S SUCKING UP TO GWB (now says Joe McCarthy was not a bad guy after all)
11/29/04 | COPYRIGHT 2004 USE WITH PERMISSION

Posted on 11/29/2004 12:00:36 AM PST by Liz

10. Moguls start fielding story pitches from Jerry Falwell.

9. Will rename Rodeo Drive Wal-Mart Place.

8. Put out statement that Joe McCarthy was not a bad guy after all.

7. Reissuing Ten Commandments film.

6. It's official: Michael Moore no longer welcome at A-list parties.

5. Building chapels in every major studio.

4. Twentieth Century Fox's new logo: Christ on the cross.

3. Each studio will tithe 20% of its earnings to the Republican Party.

2. Sent memo to all major directors: cleavage is out.

1. Urgent notice to studio guards: Keep Whoppi Goldberg off the lot.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: hollywoodright
Looks like The Passion of The Christ will sweep the Academy Award nominations in all categories.

Mel Gibson will have to hire a U-haul to carry all the Oscars home.

1 posted on 11/29/2004 12:00:36 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Sounds good except for #2.


2 posted on 11/29/2004 12:06:12 AM PST by icebats22
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To: icebats22

I agree. Cleavage is a good thing, unless you're looking at Michael Moore.


3 posted on 11/29/2004 12:12:16 AM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: Cobra64; icebats22

4 posted on 11/29/2004 12:19:38 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

11. Hollywood planning Mega-hit starring Bo Derek, Tom Selleck, Bruce Willis, and Ron Silver.


5 posted on 11/29/2004 12:21:41 AM PST by beyond the sea (I know beyond a doubt ...... my heart will lead me there)
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To: beyond the sea; Cobra64; icebats22
STARS WITH GOP STRIPES

ANGIE HARMON

JESSICA SIMPSON

BO DEREK

6 posted on 11/29/2004 12:24:19 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Thanks Liz. Made me laugh!. My wife thinks I'm nuts or watching porn (which I do NOT) but she sometimes can't understand why we friends on FR laugh and guffaw so frequently.


7 posted on 11/29/2004 12:30:43 AM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: Liz

ooooooooooooooh! Very nice. Danke!


8 posted on 11/29/2004 12:34:50 AM PST by beyond the sea (I know beyond a doubt ...... my heart will lead me there)
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To: Liz

Not bad. Karen, my wife looks better in a Bullet Bra. And NO, I will NOT JPG pics of my wife of 32 years. We're a 50-60s generation; when 90% of gals wore Formfit, etc. ... Bullet Bras.


9 posted on 11/29/2004 12:35:40 AM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: Liz

Is this your work? No link, no credit, so I wonder.


10 posted on 11/29/2004 12:39:13 AM PST by Petronski (One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble, not much between despair and ecstasy.)
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To: Petronski

Yup.


11 posted on 11/29/2004 12:43:27 AM PST by Liz
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To: Cobra64

We're a fun group, alright.


12 posted on 11/29/2004 12:45:04 AM PST by Liz
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To: beyond the sea

I really needed this right now (heavy breathing).

13 posted on 11/29/2004 12:47:37 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Are you kidding about POTC? I`ll believe it when I see it. I think Hollywood would rather give Michael Moore 5000 Oscars before they even think about Gibson. Lets not forget the stories coming out of Hollyweird before POTC was even released about the Hollyweirds literally cursing out Gibson to his face.


14 posted on 11/29/2004 1:29:27 AM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

The whole thing is a satire (must be read with tongue in cheek). Okay?


15 posted on 11/29/2004 1:37:14 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Very nice! Minor quibble: "Tithe" is defined as 10%, so you could only double-tithe to get to 20%...


16 posted on 11/29/2004 2:42:17 AM PST by Viet Vet in Augusta GA
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To: Liz

here's a site that lists the left and right sides of hollywood/celebrities:

http://www.hollywoodrepublicans.com/recommendations.htm

I wonder if Chuck Norris should be added to the list? I was channel-surfing and saw him and his wife on Trinity Broadcast Network. Norris was advocating for the return of the Bible in public schools.


17 posted on 11/29/2004 2:45:47 AM PST by Susannah (www.AmericasSecretWar.com)
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To: Viet Vet in Augusta GA

I factored in these are multi-millionaire moguls who have to makeup that they shirked their tithing duties for years.

Payback really is a b***h.


18 posted on 11/29/2004 2:46:32 AM PST by Liz
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To: Susannah

Saw it....

Norris is a definite add, and so is Drew Carey, and Charlene Tilton.

Lisa Whelchel (Facts of Life) addressed a pro-life rally.


19 posted on 11/29/2004 2:49:15 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
8. Put out statement that Joe McCarthy was not a bad guy after all.

No, he wasn't. Y'all were just ticked that he had your number.

20 posted on 11/29/2004 2:51:17 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

McCarthy was on the right track, and if the history books are accurate, he went about it in the wrong way.


21 posted on 11/29/2004 2:54:37 AM PST by Liz
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To: Susannah; Liz
Gee Wally, The Beaver is a Republican.

There is a God.

22 posted on 11/29/2004 2:58:32 AM PST by beyond the sea (I know beyond a doubt ...... my heart will lead me there)
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To: beyond the sea

Now the poor Beave (Jerry Mathers) might get a part or two.


23 posted on 11/29/2004 3:02:01 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
Well the history books are not exactly accurate as he is often tied to and blamed for the House Committee on UnAmerican Activities.

The first time I read that I asked "But wasn't he a Senator? What was he doing running a House Committee?"

I always find it jaw-dropping that so few people think to ask this question.

24 posted on 11/29/2004 3:18:00 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation.)
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To: Liz
I don't know how old you are, but I'm male and nearly 58 now, and I really thought that show was pretty funny (Eddie Haskell: "Gee Mrs. Cleever, don't you look lovely today.".

"Leave it Th Beaver", 'Father Knows Best', and 'Ozzie and Harriet' used to be good clean fun.

There was an episode when Beaver got his head stuck between the bars of a metal fence in a park, the fence with the long, black vertical polls (like jail bars). He was stuck there the whole show. "Gee Wally, how do I get out of here?" LOL!

I guess I'm easily amused.

:-)

25 posted on 11/29/2004 3:20:40 AM PST by beyond the sea (I know beyond a doubt ...... my heart will lead me there)
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To: beyond the sea


LITB is shown on TVland, so I know what you mean.

America lost the innocence it once had, thanks to liberals.


26 posted on 11/29/2004 7:43:23 AM PST by Liz
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To: Grampa Dave; LiteKeeper; jer33 3; Fracas; onyx

I hear Michael Eisner's dressing up as SpongeBob SquarePants, roaming around Disney World carrying signs saying," I'm glad GWB won."


27 posted on 11/29/2004 11:26:01 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz; Fracas



This creation of yours is GOLD, Liz. LOL!

Where has Fracas been?


28 posted on 11/29/2004 11:29:39 AM PST by onyx
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To: Liz

My 5 year old grand daughter has never liked Sponge Bob. Since she was three, she called Sponge Bob: creepy, icky and stinky.


29 posted on 11/29/2004 11:31:15 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Writers of hate GW/Christians/ Republicans = GIM members, GAY INFECTED MEDIA!)
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To: Susannah
here's a site that lists the left and right sides of hollywood/celebrities:

http://www.hollywoodrepublicans.com/recommendations.htm

That site lists actor David Keith as recommended for being on the "right."

I recall David Keith engaging in very hot rhetoric against Republicans in the last year or two. Rhetoric reminiscent of Alec Baldwin kind of talk. I also recall David Keith being talked up as a possible future candidate for political office for his native Tennessee.

Based on this, I'd not just assume that these recommended personalities were right or left without a little personal research.

30 posted on 11/29/2004 12:06:25 PM PST by Ghengis
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To: Grampa Dave

What a smart, perceptive, incisive little darling she is.


31 posted on 11/29/2004 12:20:29 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Tithe? 20%?


32 posted on 11/30/2004 12:09:17 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

POST #18:

I factored in these are multi-millionaire moguls who have to makeup for the fact that they shirked their tithing duties for years.

Payback really is a b***h.


33 posted on 11/30/2004 1:41:19 AM PST by Liz
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