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Great Letter From The "Smart" DOWD! - (Balances his Whacko sister, Maureen!)
Private Email | DECEMBER 1, 2004 | KEVIN DOWD

Posted on 12/01/2004 10:19:48 PM PST by CHARLITE

From Maureen Dowd's brother Kevin, a salesman who lives in Montgomery County, Md., here is a recent e-mail message, trimmed for space, he sent to friends: "Ladies and Gentlemen,

Now, just as four years ago, I breathe a huge sigh of relief and rejoice in the common sense of the American voting public. Congratulations to President Bush for winning re-election in a poker game played with a stacked deck. No candidate, including Richard Nixon, ever had to endure the biased and unfair tactics of our major media in their attempt to influence the outcome of an election. He never complained, just systematically set about delivering the same consistent message. You may remember that four years ago, I felt physically ill watching the Democrats try to legislate their way to the presidency.

A very big thank you to Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon, Rob Reiner, Bill Maher, Barbra Streisand, Alec Baldwin, Al Franken and Jon Stewart for your involvement. You certainly energized the base. Now, please have the courage of your convictions and leave the country.

To Mike McCurry, Joe Lockhart and Paul Begala — You don't seem quite as smart without a great candidate.

To The New York Times and The Washington Post — If Bush and Reagan were so stupid, how did they both go four for four in elections involving two of our biggest states and the presidency without your endorsement?

We do not live in a secular country. There are all sorts of people of faith that place moral values over personal freedoms. They are not all 'wacky evangelicals.' They are people who don't like Howard Stern piping a hard porn show over the airwaves and wrapping himself in the freedom of the First Amendment. They don't like being told that a young girl does not have to seek her mother's counsel about an abortion. They don't like seeing an eight-month-old fetus having his head punctured and his brains sucked out. They don't like being told the Pledge of Allegiance, a moment of silent prayer and the words 'under God' are offensive to an enlightened few so nobody should be allowed to use them. My wife and I picked our sons' schools based on three criteria: 1) moral values 2) discipline 3) religious maintenance — in that order. We have spent an obscene amount of money doing this and never regretted a penny. Last week on the news, I heard that the Montgomery County school board voted to include a class with a 10th-grade girl demonstrating how to put a condom on a cucumber and a study of the homosexual lifestyle. The vote was 6-0. I feel better about the money all the time.

To Dan Rather — Good luck in your retirement.

To Gavin Newsom — Thanks for all of the great shots of the San Francisco couples embracing their mates at City Hall in direct defiance of the law.

To P. Diddy — 'Vote or Die' might need a little work.

To John Edwards — Thanks for being there.

To my friends — only 1,460 days until the next election. Stay vigilant. The Democrats, CBS, the NY Times and the Post may think Hillary is the perfect antidote for all those 'stupid' voters out there.

Best regards, Kevin"


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections
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TAKE THAT, MAUREEN AND .........dare I say, "Shove it?"
1 posted on 12/01/2004 10:19:49 PM PST by CHARLITE
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To: CHARLITE
Is Maureen originally from MoCo, MD?
2 posted on 12/01/2004 10:23:45 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: CHARLITE

Has this been snoped? I love the letter, but is he really her brother?


3 posted on 12/01/2004 10:25:13 PM PST by SideoutFred (Save us from the Looney Left)
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To: SideoutFred

I stand corrected. It's legitimate.

Here's the link.

http://www.dinocrat.com/archives/2004/11/27/kevin-dowds-kid-sister-maureen-repays-him-for-the-break-that-started-her-career/


4 posted on 12/01/2004 10:29:56 PM PST by SideoutFred (Save us from the Looney Left)
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To: Nailbiter; BartMan1; Forecaster

ping


5 posted on 12/01/2004 10:56:06 PM PST by IncPen (Beware the fury of a patient man.)
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To: CHARLITE

Check out her Sunday column. It was the first one I enjoyed reading since Clinton was president.

It was about her Thanksgiving Dinner with family and brother.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1289510/posts


6 posted on 12/01/2004 11:16:37 PM PST by nowheretohide
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To: CHARLITE

TAKE THAT, MAUREEN AND .........dare I say, "Shove it?"



Guess Their parents only raised ONE idiot huh?


7 posted on 12/01/2004 11:18:41 PM PST by conshack
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To: CHARLITE
To John Edwards — Thanks for being there.

LOL!

8 posted on 12/01/2004 11:26:10 PM PST by billclintonwillrotinhell
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To: CHARLITE
I'm relieved to see that MODO's condition is probably not genetic.
9 posted on 12/01/2004 11:30:19 PM PST by drt1
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To: CHARLITE

I take issue with one line. Moral values are not held OVER personal freedom, they ARE personal freedom!

Otherwise, great post!


10 posted on 12/01/2004 11:32:37 PM PST by shibumi (John Galt is alive and well. He tends bar in a casino restaurant.)
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To: CHARLITE
I read Maureen's article about "It's a Man's World on the Idiot Box." I may be a little off on the title. It was posted on Drudge.
I think that the description of her as "wacko" may not be too far from the truth. I get the impression from her writing that she has an itch that needs to be scratched (if you know what I mean). I wish her luck.
11 posted on 12/02/2004 1:06:15 AM PST by Nosterrex
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To: CHARLITE
Very nice. Thanks for posting this!

Anyone know if Monica Crowley and Alan Colmes are sister- and brother-in-law? Alan seemed to be saying that, when he was a guest on the radio the other day.

12 posted on 12/02/2004 4:14:29 AM PST by syriacus (Who wanted Margaret Hassan murdered? What did she know about the oil-for-food scandal?)
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To: syriacus

This is about as fun as finding our the mother of Susan Sarandon is a Bush supporting Republican.


13 posted on 12/02/2004 4:51:03 AM PST by xp38
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To: syriacus

Yes. Surprisingly enough, Alan married Monica Crowley's sister. Hard to figure.


14 posted on 12/02/2004 12:30:54 PM PST by CHARLITE
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To: CHARLITE
Alan married Monica Crowley's sister

Thanks for the information, CHARLITE!

15 posted on 12/02/2004 3:59:54 PM PST by syriacus (Who wanted Margaret Hassan murdered? What did she know about the oil-for-food scandal?)
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