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To: churchillbuff

Every time I see that man I think of a weed whacker.


2 posted on 12/05/2004 6:13:19 PM PST by cyborg ( Hy verkwik my siel; Hy lei my in die spore van geregtigheid, om sy Naam ontwil.)
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To: cyborg

I have to try and remember if I left the garage door open.


3 posted on 12/05/2004 6:14:45 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter
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To: cyborg

Presidential material, he ain't. ......although I'd surely get an argument from some around here.


6 posted on 12/05/2004 6:17:45 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: cyborg

Isn't he the guy who snorts all the cocaine at partys?


18 posted on 12/05/2004 6:35:52 PM PST by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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To: cyborg
Every time I see that man I think of a weed whacker.

Nope. I have a better solution. Home remedy Rx for this condition. It really works!

One .22 bronze brush on a 17" Klean-Bore and swipes impregnated with Hoppe's #9 passed from ear to ear.

Followed by one pint of Drano siphoned into each ear canal.

Followed by a small does of liquid gel napalm inserted into each nostril and ignited by a Zippo.

If necessary, wash and rinse, and repeat as necessary.

Works every time I've used this recipe for nose-hair removal.

39 posted on 12/05/2004 7:00:52 PM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: cyborg

Everytime I see that man (Waxman) I remember not to pick my nose.


54 posted on 12/05/2004 9:30:45 PM PST by It's me
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