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Bush Was 'Re-elected By Porsche Drivers'
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 12-7-2004 | David Rennie

Posted on 12/06/2004 5:35:24 PM PST by blam

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1 posted on 12/06/2004 5:35:26 PM PST by blam
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This is hilarious!

Democrats were 50% more likely to have pointy heads.
Republicans were 99% more likely to go to work every day.


2 posted on 12/06/2004 5:37:02 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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OH MY GAWD!!!!! I'm a democrat!


3 posted on 12/06/2004 5:37:22 PM PST by BruceysMom
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Satire, or at least tongue-in-cheek.


4 posted on 12/06/2004 5:38:00 PM PST by Dog Gone
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The Porsche belongs to husband
and I voted for Bush.


5 posted on 12/06/2004 5:38:51 PM PST by onyx
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Looks like I'm center right.


6 posted on 12/06/2004 5:40:56 PM PST by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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I love British humor, its so.......unintentional.


7 posted on 12/06/2004 5:40:58 PM PST by leadhead
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I drive an 04 Mustang.

Maybe I count as someone who would drive a Porsche, if I had the cash. lol

8 posted on 12/06/2004 5:41:40 PM PST by KoRn
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60 million Porche drivers! Is this a great country or what!


9 posted on 12/06/2004 5:41:55 PM PST by leadhead
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My golf bag won't fit in my Audi S4 unless the top is down.

So there.

10 posted on 12/06/2004 5:42:59 PM PST by Jim Noble (FR Iraq policy debate begins 11/3/04. Pass the word.)
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I always suspected the blue oval boys were more pinko than bow tie boyz. LOL.
11 posted on 12/06/2004 5:43:30 PM PST by Reaganez
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L8R


12 posted on 12/06/2004 5:43:45 PM PST by Richard Kimball (Four more years)
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Research showed that the most Republican car was Porsche Having found America's water-skiing, golf-loving Porsche drivers, they then persuaded them to vote.

Will water skis fit into the Porsche trunk? No matter, the two Republican Bush voters in this household drive a Volvo and a Ford SUV - and have never even tried to water ski.

13 posted on 12/06/2004 5:43:51 PM PST by mountaineer
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God, I really hope that they really are this stupid!

This is a joke. - Identified us by our cars.
BTW, is everyone in England a python clone, or is this paper (The Telegraph) regarded as another liberal rag over there?

As for Porsches, I drive a Ferrari and a Mustang, not some German/Austrian piece of crap. (no offense to any followers of the the autobahn) 8^)


14 posted on 12/06/2004 5:43:58 PM PST by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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Beautiful 2001 silver Ford Taurus SES for this Bush voter!

I knew the part about dems driving Volvos, you should see all of 'em on the road in the SF Bay area!


15 posted on 12/06/2004 5:44:34 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Snappy, witty, humerous tagline needed! Will pay in Marlboro Miles...)
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Oh man, what if your car isn't listed?

The Telegraph lifted this from somewhere, maybe the Onion?

16 posted on 12/06/2004 5:45:28 PM PST by Navy Patriot
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Wait a second... I drive a V Dubya...

Hey, since the Passat is just an Audi A4 that costs thousands less... doesn't that make me an honorary Republican?


17 posted on 12/06/2004 5:45:55 PM PST by ambrose
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Real Republicans do not drive UAW-made cars.


18 posted on 12/06/2004 5:46:22 PM PST by eleni121 (NO more reaching out!)
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This is funny. I worked as a volunteer to re-elect the President, and I own a vintage Porsche...


19 posted on 12/06/2004 5:47:52 PM PST by Gulf War One
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The Telegraph is a conservative newspaper IIRC.


20 posted on 12/06/2004 5:48:41 PM PST by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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