Skip to comments.Bush Was 'Re-elected By Porsche Drivers'
Posted on 12/06/2004 5:35:24 PM PST by blam
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This is hilarious!
Democrats were 50% more likely to have pointy heads.
Republicans were 99% more likely to go to work every day.
OH MY GAWD!!!!! I'm a democrat!
Satire, or at least tongue-in-cheek.
The Porsche belongs to husband
and I voted for Bush.
Looks like I'm center right.
I love British humor, its so.......unintentional.
Maybe I count as someone who would drive a Porsche, if I had the cash. lol
60 million Porche drivers! Is this a great country or what!
Will water skis fit into the Porsche trunk? No matter, the two Republican Bush voters in this household drive a Volvo and a Ford SUV - and have never even tried to water ski.
God, I really hope that they really are this stupid!
This is a joke. - Identified us by our cars.
BTW, is everyone in England a python clone, or is this paper (The Telegraph) regarded as another liberal rag over there?
As for Porsches, I drive a Ferrari and a Mustang, not some German/Austrian piece of crap. (no offense to any followers of the the autobahn) 8^)
Beautiful 2001 silver Ford Taurus SES for this Bush voter!
I knew the part about dems driving Volvos, you should see all of 'em on the road in the SF Bay area!
The Telegraph lifted this from somewhere, maybe the Onion?
Wait a second... I drive a V Dubya...
Hey, since the Passat is just an Audi A4 that costs thousands less... doesn't that make me an honorary Republican?
Real Republicans do not drive UAW-made cars.
This is funny. I worked as a volunteer to re-elect the President, and I own a vintage Porsche...
The Telegraph is a conservative newspaper IIRC.
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