[mountaineer]

Research showed that the most Republican car was Porsche Having found America's water-skiing, golf-loving Porsche drivers, they then persuaded them to vote.

Will water skis fit into the Porsche trunk? No matter, the two Republican Bush voters in this household drive a Volvo and a Ford SUV - and have never even tried to water ski.

[Fresh Wind]

Will water skis fit into the Porsche trunk?

If that's a concern, I suggest the Cayenne Turbo SUV. 450 HP. I voted for Bush twice, and I'm still waiting for mine to be delivered.