God, I really hope that they really are this stupid!
This is a joke. - Identified us by our cars.
BTW, is everyone in England a python clone, or is this paper (The Telegraph) regarded as another liberal rag over there?
As for Porsches, I drive a Ferrari and a Mustang, not some German/Austrian piece of crap. (no offense to any followers of the the autobahn) 8^)
The Telegraph is a conservative newspaper IIRC.
Care to adopt a 50 y/o woman with child, 6 dogs, turtle, parrot...
One way to look at German cars, is that they are reliable Italian cars. There's a lot to recommend that philosophy, especially since Alfa isn't available here, in any case.
Porsche owner for Bush here!