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Michael Moore and Larry The Cable Guy on Jimmy Kimmel tonight

Posted on 12/07/2004 1:21:48 PM PST by Johnny Allright

I don't know if any of yall watched it but it was great.

You see im a huge fan of Larry the Cable Guy and I herd he was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel live I had to see that but then I found out Michael Moore was going to be on there too and I was like holy crap this is going to be good.

So Moore came out and said the same thing Bush lied Bush lied and Bush lied and then Larry came out now he did shake hands with Moore but I exspcted that now Larry did a couple of jokes and then looked over to Moore and said I got a bunch of buddies that want to kick your ass Moore replied breen'em on. And then Jimmy asked had Larry ever seen Farenhient 9/11 Larry said I got three copys to put under the couch to keep it leveled alot of people laugh at that joke even Moore laugh and some jackass boooed. Larry said he aint into that kind of movie he then said that he voted for Bush and that he's a big Bush fan and he did couple of more jokes and he was giving a copy of Farenhint 9/11 by Jimmy and when the show was going on commercial he threw it over his shoulder.

I hope some yall saw it cause it was the funniest thing I had ever seen.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: jimmykimmel; larrythecableguy; michaelmoore
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1 posted on 12/07/2004 1:21:49 PM PST by Johnny Allright
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To: Johnny Allright

ah man, I'd love to this that


2 posted on 12/07/2004 1:25:27 PM PST by Texas_Jarhead
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To: Johnny Allright

That's quite a talent to be able to stay in character and keep your comic ability while possibly seething at the sight of this guy underneath.


3 posted on 12/07/2004 1:25:44 PM PST by MaineRepublic (Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -- Euripides)
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To: Johnny Allright

Git-R-Done!


4 posted on 12/07/2004 1:25:46 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Johnny Allright

Git-R-Done!
5 posted on 12/07/2004 1:26:46 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: Johnny Allright
Just in case some folks don't recognize Larry's name, but have seen him on television:


6 posted on 12/07/2004 1:27:09 PM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Xenalyte

Larry the Cable guy ping!


7 posted on 12/07/2004 1:27:38 PM PST by cjshapi
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To: Johnny Allright

Do you use a spellchecker?


8 posted on 12/07/2004 1:27:50 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Johnny Allright

Let me guess, you're from the South, right?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

(I'm from South Texas myself...)


9 posted on 12/07/2004 1:28:18 PM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Bacon Man; Hap

TiVo alert and Larry ping! Git-r-done!


10 posted on 12/07/2004 1:28:42 PM PST by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: Johnny Allright

Was this on last night's episode?


11 posted on 12/07/2004 1:29:03 PM PST by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
Was he on the blue collar comedy tour? All those guys are funny!
12 posted on 12/07/2004 1:29:13 PM PST by dennisw (G_D: Against Amelek for all generations)
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To: Johnny Allright
The ESPN Radio affiliate here is a poor excuse for a radio station. Anyway, it's been running the same, lame ad for Jimmy Kimmel's TV show for many, many months. It ends with Kimmel saying something about "Oh, it'll be like having a buffet in my pants!"

Therefore, I trust you'll understand if I seem to have a preconceived notion that Jimmy Kimmel is a loser.

13 posted on 12/07/2004 1:29:48 PM PST by newgeezer (...until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury.)
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To: Bacon Man; Hap

Never mind. Was last night's.


14 posted on 12/07/2004 1:29:56 PM PST by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: lilylangtree

Screw spell checker, let the man show his red state pride!!!


15 posted on 12/07/2004 1:31:37 PM PST by MahaMarty (Election Night! Enter Right! Take my hand!!! Off to Ronald Reagan Land!!!)
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To: Johnny Allright


16 posted on 12/07/2004 1:34:25 PM PST by dennisw (G_D: Against Amelek for all generations)
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To: lilylangtree

Forget a spellchecker. Somebody loan the boy some periods.


17 posted on 12/07/2004 1:34:29 PM PST by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: MahaMarty

Don't you mean "Rid State Pry'd"


18 posted on 12/07/2004 1:35:02 PM PST by Ohiomedina (Art is long, life short; judgment difficult, opportunity transient.)
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To: dennisw

Yes he was. It was him, Jeff Foxworthy (You Might Be A Redneck . . .), Bill Engvall (Here's Your Sign) and Ron White (They Call Me 'Tater Salad).


19 posted on 12/07/2004 1:35:48 PM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Johnny Allright; Conspiracy Guy

That's funny I don't care who you are...


20 posted on 12/07/2004 1:37:17 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Johnny Allright

My favorite Larry the Cable Guy quote:

If guns kill people, then I'm going to start blaming my pencil for my spelling mistakes.


21 posted on 12/07/2004 1:37:21 PM PST by dawn53
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To: AppyPappy

I've got one he can have.


22 posted on 12/07/2004 1:37:45 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: dennisw

That's Ron White in the 1st pic.


23 posted on 12/07/2004 1:38:18 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Laura Earl

That's Ron White in the 1st pic.......

For me ...He's the funniest guy on the Blue Collar commedy tour. If I've had two beers he makes me feel like I've had five.


24 posted on 12/07/2004 1:40:51 PM PST by dennisw (G_D: Against Amelek for all generations)
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To: Johnny Allright

Moore replied, "Bring 'em on?"

Man, he's into self-humiliation as well. I'm sure Larry knows some ol' boys that would kick Puffy-boys butt all across the Red states.


25 posted on 12/07/2004 1:41:24 PM PST by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media is Enemy #1. The Bureaucracy is Enemy #1.5.)
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To: dennisw

I like Ron too-he is such a smart a$$! Larry the Cable Guy is the only one I have seen perform live, and the next day I had sore muscles from laughing!


26 posted on 12/07/2004 1:42:52 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Laura Earl

My sister's got moles all over her face.


27 posted on 12/07/2004 1:43:15 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I'm a monthly donor and all I get is this stupid tagline.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Not as funny as grandma in the Bass Pro Shop.


28 posted on 12/07/2004 1:43:51 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Johnny Allright

I'm one Blue State Guy who thinks Larry the Cable Guy and Blue Collar TV are the funniest schticks on TV.


29 posted on 12/07/2004 1:44:53 PM PST by Labyrinthos
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To: Johnny Allright

Was this on today or yesterday?


30 posted on 12/07/2004 1:45:02 PM PST by Hildy (The really great men are always simple and true)
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To: Laura Earl

They arrested her for stealing a duck call and some stink bait. The robe she was wearing didn't even have any pockets.


31 posted on 12/07/2004 1:47:11 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I'm a monthly donor and all I get is this stupid tagline.)
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To: dennisw

There is the funniest man alive.... Ron 'tater salad' White! I get tickled just thinking about his act. ;9)


32 posted on 12/07/2004 1:49:15 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Laura Earl

Proud to be from the hometown, national headquarters of BPS.

Good way to ask out a girl in high school:

"Hey, ye wanna go to Bass Pro and look around?"


33 posted on 12/07/2004 1:50:15 PM PST by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media is Enemy #1. The Bureaucracy is Enemy #1.5.)
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To: Johnny Allright

Jimmy is about as funny as his namesake.


34 posted on 12/07/2004 1:51:07 PM PST by JesseHousman
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To: rightinthemiddle

Girls there are real women. I like sporting goods stores, and I also love to go to Lowe's to sniff the lumber.


35 posted on 12/07/2004 1:52:50 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Johnny Allright

Larry is awesome. They used to have him on the radio here in Cleveland on a segment every weekday morning. I'd tune in just to hear it. When the Blue Collar comedy tour came out I couldn't wait. To me the two funniest guys were Larry and Ron White.


36 posted on 12/07/2004 1:53:04 PM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: dennisw

The TATER!!!!


37 posted on 12/07/2004 1:54:06 PM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: Bikers4Bush

I got thrown...out of a bar...in New York City...


38 posted on 12/07/2004 1:54:38 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: TheBigB

Now, when I say thrown out I don't mean that someone came up to me and politely asked me to leave......

I don't know how many of em' it would have taken to whoop my ass.....but I knew how many of em' they were gonna use. That's a valuable piece of information right there.


40 posted on 12/07/2004 1:58:33 PM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: Bikers4Bush
Bouncer: "Take off the hat!"

Ron: "What's the deal?"

Boucer: "I'll tellya what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats and we're tryin' ta keep 'em outta our club."

Ron: "Really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like...yours."

41 posted on 12/07/2004 2:03:27 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

I liked all of them EXCEPT Ron White. Guess I'm the odd man out here as everyone else seems to think Ron is the funniest of the four.


42 posted on 12/07/2004 2:03:44 PM PST by Still Thinking
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To: Ohiomedina

Demn raaght!


43 posted on 12/07/2004 2:04:15 PM PST by MahaMarty (Election Night! Enter Right! Take my hand!!! Off to Ronald Reagan Land!!!)
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To: Still Thinking
I have to disagree, sorry. Larry the Cable Guy is just a bit too redneck for me, and goes a bit too vulgar when he's on his own. Engvall and Foxworthy are great, but they rely on gimmicks (Here's Your Sign and You Might Be A Redneck). White seems to be the best storyteller of the bunch and can draw on a lot more material.
44 posted on 12/07/2004 2:06:13 PM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Johnny Allright

NICE summary!
Thanks, podnuh.


45 posted on 12/07/2004 2:06:17 PM PST by Redbob (Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you are French.)
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To: TheBigB
My favorite Blue Collar Comedy Tour line:

"They got another one comin' around again. I hear they are running two a day out of Phoenix."
46 posted on 12/07/2004 2:09:15 PM PST by retrokitten (Do you want to hear the horrifying truth or see me hit a few zingers??)
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To: Johnny Allright

Larry the Cableguy is a riot. He would be a perfect FReeper.


47 posted on 12/07/2004 2:10:14 PM PST by retrokitten (Do you want to hear the horrifying truth or see me hit a few zingers??)
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To: TheBigB

Passenger: "How far do you think the plane will get on one engine?

Ron: "My guess is all the way to the crash site."

I told my wife that the only thing I want for Christmas is two VIP tickets to the show at the playhouse here in Cleveland in January. I'll have to make sure to go with an empty bladder to keep from wetting myself.


48 posted on 12/07/2004 2:11:18 PM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: Johnny Allright
I love Larry the Cable guy! I went to his web site after I read this post and came across the transcripts of his radio commentaries he does. Here's my favorite of the ones he has posted there. Its about voting. Too funny and right on! (the formatting is mine)

What the hell is this russia? When ya go to vote remember this. Wear underware 'cause the lines are long and your testicles start to rash up and you'll end up walkin' to the booth like ya gotta take a poop so big you'd need a breathin' coach!

Ok listen up. Remember theirs people tryin' to kill us. We didn't do 'nothin' to provoke this.! We was just sittin' here watchin' reruns of the Simpsons when them peckerheads flew planes over hear and killed people. If you think just goin' into Afghanistan was gonna end it your nuttier than John Kerrys wife. This is gonna go on for a long time. The reason they ain' t here now blowin' up a grade school is because our brave soldiers are keepin' them sum bitches on the run over there. The reason were safe on our way to the mall or the titty club or church is because our soldiers got these assholes runnin' around like sand crabs with there heads cut off! . We cant give them a chance to organize and head this way. If you don't think they wanna get over in our back yard than you got the brains of the guy that thought up the TV show My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss!

Some people just don't realize that there will always be a group of people that want to kill us. Look in the history books. It'll never end. There will always be a time when we have to defend our way of life. This is never easy and it sucks. I don't like it. Believe me I would love more than anything to wake up one day and see dogs lyin' with cats, and Lions Lyin' with sheep and Strippers Lyin' with strippers with me in the middle. But it'll never happen and every now and then we gotta defend ourselves.

Thats why we have a military. Them folks aint there to serve coffee at white house tea parties! There around to kill scumbags. And if the Media would let 'em do there jobs and keep there commie asses away from 'em they could do it alot easier. War more than sucks but its a fact of life. If you think John Kerry would be better at protectin' ya then by all means vote for him and his plan he never tells us about. If ya think Bush would be better than vote for him I don't give a rats ass i'm one dude. Im an American and I'll still love it regardless the outcome. One thing Im not gonna do is throw hatred toward my friends that don't vote the way I do. (well maybe this one cocky lib prick that thinks he's better than everybody else, but my other friends I love) But for Gods sake be smart. Remember our economy will never survive if we have to live in fear. Alot of good a nice portfolio, a new house and a bitchin' car'll do ya if ya gotta worry about dyin' up at the burger King. And don't think it cant happen. (ex:911) So go vote and if my boy loses, so be it. The sun will still set, the moon will still rise, Michael Moore will always be a conceited asshole and I will still have democratic friends. (except for that cocky lib prick I told ya about earlier that thinks he's better than everyone else)

I guess the point I'm trin' to make is lets all no matter the outcome try and get along because were still all Americans in the end. Ill probably get hate mail because of this commentary but ya know what! Kiss my redneck republican ass! Your the kinda people Im talkin' about. Direct your anger toward terrorists that want to kill ya not me. Im not the one flyin' planes into buildings. Im not one promisin' to blow up schools, and I damn sure aint one of these and tofu fartin' fairy tree huggers that are naive enuff to think we have to wait to get attacked before we do anything to defend ourselves and even then say if we just treat them nice and whisper we love 'em in there ears there not gonna not hate us anymore!

Happy Voting. Me and my democratic buddy Randy are gonna go to Hooters. Democrat or Republican we can both agree on t*tties! Im Larry the cable guy, and I approved this Message!

49 posted on 12/07/2004 2:11:36 PM PST by Reaganesque
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To: retrokitten; Johnny Allright

Larry puts political commentary on his website - pure gold!

http://www.larrythecableguy.com/commentary/election/4.htm

I'd post his election comments, but I'd have to bleep out too many words.


50 posted on 12/07/2004 2:17:27 PM PST by EllaMinnow (For the first time in over 20 years, I'm not represented by Bob Graham! Go MEL!! Viva Bush!)
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