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Man Admits to Vaseline Vandalism in N.Y.
Associated Press ^
| Wed, Dec 08, 2004
Posted on 12/08/2004 6:54:46 AM PST by presidio9
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posted on
12/08/2004 6:54:46 AM PST
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presidio9
To: presidio9
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posted on
12/08/2004 6:57:57 AM PST
by
mvpel
(Michael Pelletier)
To: presidio9
Oil's well that ends well.
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posted on
12/08/2004 6:58:25 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Make a jazz noise here)
To: Junior
What a slippery situation!
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posted on
12/08/2004 6:58:52 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: presidio9
He proved a slippery criminal.
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posted on
12/08/2004 6:59:40 AM PST
by
hemi dawg
To: presidio9
Well, at least he didn't make Motel 6 bring their own.
To: presidio9
He ain't no city slicker.
To: Mudboy Slim
A Virginia man admitted Monday to smearing 14 jars of petroleum jelly all over an upstate New York motel room. What? People in other states don't smear entire rooms in Vaseline? I guess they're going to try to make us think its a strange habit or something...
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:01:11 AM PST
by
HenryLeeII
(Democrats have killed more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
To: presidio9
What was that movie a few years back where Burt Reynolds covered himself in Vaseline?
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:02:07 AM PST
by
HenryLeeII
(Democrats have killed more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
To: HenryLeeII
What the heck DO you smear all over the room then?
Buncha Jack Booted Thugs.
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:03:59 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: HenryLeeII
The movie was "Striptease" with Demi Moore.
To: presidio9
LOL That was my first thought too!
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:06:40 AM PST
by
OSHA
(Do you hear what I hear?)
To: presidio9
Slick Billy, meet Slick Willy, Slick Willy, meet Slick Billy............
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:06:53 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(Word to selected Supreme Court justices: W has won re-election. You may leave now!)
To: presidio9
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:07:30 AM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: presidio9
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
Shell make you breakfast
Shell make you toast
She dont use butter
She dont use cheese
She dont use jelly
Or any of these
She uses Vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline...
To: presidio9
PETA now wants to know if they have subsequently found all the gerbils!
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:11:46 AM PST
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: HenryLeeII
"What was that movie a few years back where Burt Reynolds covered himself in Vaseline ?"
"Striptease."
To: HenryLeeII
"...judge sentenced Chamberlain to three years of probation" Seems to me this guy was itchin' to git locked up in the pokey...MUD
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:18:39 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
To: presidio9
This is shocking... Motel 6 has Cleaning Crews? Wow.
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
12/08/2004 7:19:32 AM PST
by
StrictTime
(Look for my Glow-in-the-dark thong at the Freeper Inaugural Ball!)
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