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Man Admits to Vaseline Vandalism in N.Y.
Associated Press ^
| Wed, Dec 08, 2004
Posted on 12/08/2004 6:54:46 AM PST by presidio9
A Virginia man admitted Monday to smearing 14 jars of petroleum jelly all over an upstate New York motel room.
Robert F. Chamberlain, 45, of McLean, gave no reason for his actions when he appeared in court to plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief.
A Broome County judge sentenced Chamberlain to three years of probation and ordered him to pay $3,886 in damages to the Motel 6 in Chenango.
Authorities said Chamberlain coated every object of the motel room with petroleum jelly in May. A cleaning crew discovered the mess after he checked out, and he was arrested at another motel covered in the greasy stuff.
Chamberlain declined comment after the proceedings.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; US: New York
KEYWORDS: crudebehavior; eatyourheartoutky; gaysex; ick; jiffylube; morford; motelroom; slime; slippery; slipperywhenwet; thatsdifferent; uglygreasyguy; vaseline; vaselineman
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To: presidio9
21
posted on
12/08/2004 7:37:20 AM PST
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: presidio9
If it's not too much to ask, who is the picture of????
To: StrictTime
They're one of my favorite groups.
To: daylate-dollarshort
24
posted on
12/08/2004 7:42:10 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
This
isn't Robert F. Chamberlain! At least not the Robert F. Chamberlain that this article is about.
This IS the correct Robert F. Chamberlain....
....huge difference!
To: cjshapi
Hopefully they'll grease the wheels of justice on this one.
26
posted on
12/08/2004 7:48:10 AM PST
by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
To: presidio9
>A Virginia man
admitted Monday to
smearing 14 jars of petroleum jelly all over an upstate New York motel room . . . Robert F. Chamberlain, 45, of McLean,
gave no reason for his actions when he appeared in court ...
|
Ummm . . . He thought he saw a moose! The shower was broken! Thought he saw Anna . . .
|
To: daylate-dollarshort
Yep, typical McLean resident. LOL!
28
posted on
12/08/2004 7:53:43 AM PST
by
rabidralph
(George W. Bush, the other Body Hammer)
To: presidio9
Never turn on a blacklight (ultraviolet light) in a hotel room. Trust me on this.
29
posted on
12/08/2004 7:53:45 AM PST
by
asgardshill
("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")
To: presidio9; All
Perhaps he was building a shrine to Our Lady of Perpetual Motion?
To: daylate-dollarshort
Perhaps an accomplice with access to vast ammounts of lubicant?
31
posted on
12/08/2004 7:56:13 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: theFIRMbss
The chicken heart that ate Chicago...
lub-dub lub-dub lub-dub lub-dub lub-dub lub-dub
32
posted on
12/08/2004 7:56:38 AM PST
by
null and void
(I refuse to live my life as if someone, somewhere will be offended if I laugh...)
To: asgardshill
33
posted on
12/08/2004 7:57:24 AM PST
by
null and void
(I refuse to live my life as if someone, somewhere will be offended if I laugh...)
To: daylate-dollarshort
Geeze, it's amazing what a little Vaseline on the camera lens will do!
34
posted on
12/08/2004 7:58:36 AM PST
by
Ranxerox
To: null and void
Oh, go ahead and turn one on. Just bring a big roll of 6 mil plastic sheeting and cover the bed with it if you ever want another night's sleep in there though.
35
posted on
12/08/2004 7:58:59 AM PST
by
asgardshill
("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")
To: presidio9
Did someone say petroleum jelly.....must be Haliburton
36
posted on
12/08/2004 7:59:22 AM PST
by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody got a peanut.....)
To: presidio9
Oh...I think I get it...some sort of fetish?
Hmmmmmmm........................
To: daylate-dollarshort
Separated at Birth:
38
posted on
12/08/2004 11:01:32 AM PST
by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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