All Get Out (Why Republicans beat the Democratic 527s in getting out the vote.)

The American Prowler ^ | 12/16/2004 | John Carlisle

[John O]

I might as well reveal that I voted for Bush over 700 times as well as personally reprogramming certain Diebold machines to switch Kerry votes to Bush

You lazy piker. I voted over 850 times. But then I graduated from Marquette University and benefitted from their "How to vote illegally multiple times" course. Remind me to send you the cliff notes

I wasn't in on the Halliburton deal though. I guess it still does depend on who you know.

[Proud_texan]

For a great read on the "Mighty Texas Strike Force" check it out:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1292080/posts

Yehaw to my fellow Texans for a job well done.

[AFPhys]

I don't see how he could have destroyed 700 votes. I worked all evening in a closet at one of the leading Demodog precints here and was only able to destroy 348 ballots. The WH did send me a Christmas card, though. Got it yesterday. Perhaps he just didn't know the right party bosses?

[lepton]

We CHEATED! That's right, we Republicans cheated! That's the only reason your incredibly clever and subtle and convoluted 527 scheme didn't work! That's right! No other Republican will tell you this, but I will!

You forgot to point out how we cheated: We cheated by having Democrats mess up votes at the polling places.

[mvpel]

I wonder how much of that $150 million the Dems spent went to fake voter registrations turned in by workers looking for some extra crack money.