| TIME MAGAZINE 2004 PERSON OF THE YEAR |
The Agony of Defeat |
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Posted on 12/19/2004 5:36:32 AM PST by crushelits
I like it.
Probably because he was the persona of liberalism.
| TIME MAGAZINE 2004 PERSON OF THE YEAR |
The Agony of Defeat |
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Russell Kramer: I was Time Magazine's "Man of the Year."
Matt Douglas: So was Hitler.
Russell Kramer: Not twice!
Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans"
:-D
With some time to kill, Santa decided to park his reindeer in the liberal haven of Manhattan and enjoy the company of Al Franken, Moby, Margaret Cho and Natalie Merchant. They scoffed at "moral values" and the "gay marriage ban" and after making each other feel justifiably superior to anybody south of the Hudson River, Santa invited his friends to come along as he showered presents only on his beloved blue states.
Rudolph The Blue Nosed Reindeer, guided the sleigh onto a roof and Santa and the libs jumped down the chimney, where they found a little girl waiting patiently with milk and cookies. Santa congratulated the little girl on having fine educated parents that voted for Kerry.
The girl didn't understand why Santa was saying this or who these other people were or why Al Franken was eating her cookies. She started crying.
Santa tried to explain. He told her about red states and blue states and how much smarter the blue states were than those ignorant God-fearing red states ...
The little girl finally looked up at Santa and said, "Wait, just because people believe in God you call them stupid?"
Santa and the libs stared at the girl, stunned silent--LOL! They had nothing to say. It was a very funny piece (even though they took a cheap shot at Rush).
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OK...sounds like a plan.
I must say, I agree but I wonder if Bubba was the exception?
Awesome!
And Powerline was also named TIME's Blog of the Year.
You just gotta know the libs have searched for a person to be like w. They had one but he left the party, may I present (ZELL MILLER).
You just gotta know the libs have searched for a person to be like w. They had one but he left the party, may I present (ZELL MILLER).
YEAH BABY!!! PUT THAT ON YOUR 12 INCH HOAGIE AND EAT IT MICHAEL MOORE!!!
I'm suprised that Saddam didn't get the title! Time is notorious for naming brutal dictators as "Man of the Year" (e.g. Hitler, Stalin, Arafat).
At least they got it right this year.
Just a correction: Michael Moore doesn't eat 12 inch hoagies--they make him feel inadequate :)
Who cares what the Dumb Underclassmen's Club feels?
I do. Hope this adds to their miserable lives and their miserable Christmas.
Suicide is painless.
Just trying to comfort them in a time of need(heh, heh) /sarcasm
We do too, Mr. Prez. We join you in laughing at the fleabitten DUs, the pigfaced trash-minded Moores, the flailing-midget UNers, the IQ-free HoWooders, the drunken foulmouthed TeRAYza Heinz's, twinkle-toed gay agenders, hairy-armpitted feminazis, gelatinous spineless Carterites, botoxed Boxerites and unwashed birkenstockified move-onners who comprise the opposition. Coalition of the Wild-Eyed indeed.
ping
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