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I saw another article here at FreeRepublic about Sitzpinklers but didn't believe it until I found this .... Europe is in deep, deep trouble.

I believe that William Jefferson Clinton is a Sitzpinkler.

1 posted on 12/19/2004 12:19:05 PM PST by gobucks
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To: gobucks

I believe there is a similar proposal for the US Navy.


2 posted on 12/19/2004 12:22:06 PM PST by hlmencken3 ("...politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition")
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Ping!


3 posted on 12/19/2004 12:22:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: gobucks

It's just a joke. There are plenty of similar, silly things in the US that are equally if not more outrageous.

Surpringly there are a large majority of them in Utah.


4 posted on 12/19/2004 12:22:28 PM PST by Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit (When you are driving toward a wall, you probably should not accelerate.)
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To: APFel; mjbowers

ping.


5 posted on 12/19/2004 12:22:51 PM PST by gobucks (http://oncampus.richmond.edu/academics/classics/students/Ribeiro/laocoon.htm)
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To: gobucks
i bet a LOT of these things get pizzed on...
6 posted on 12/19/2004 12:23:06 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!)
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To: gobucks
The Water Closet (restroom) ghost, a £6 voice-alarm, reprimands men for standing at the lavatory pan. It is triggered when the seat is lifted. The battery-operated devices are attached to the seats and deliver stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate (known as "Stehpinkeln").
Fine. I'll piss all over the seat then.
7 posted on 12/19/2004 12:23:54 PM PST by bikepacker67 ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
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To: gobucks

"I believe that William Jefferson Clinton is a Sitzpinkler."
He better be, with his staining proclivities...


10 posted on 12/19/2004 12:25:49 PM PST by GSlob
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To: gobucks

Article is over four months old.

Previously posted, previously posted and previously posted.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?SX=41c5e91bdfb6cce1ca930c22d88c7265eb770ac2;m=all;o=time;q=deep;s=stand%20and%20deliver;t=-1


11 posted on 12/19/2004 12:26:23 PM PST by Prime Choice (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And no, my powers can only be used for Good.)
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To: gobucks

If I encountered this situation I'd pee on the floor


12 posted on 12/19/2004 12:28:03 PM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (NO PRISONERS!!)
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To: gobucks

I don't think my local Rod & Gun Club are going to stop labelling the restrooms 'Setters' and 'Pointers' at the annual banquet!

For the benefit of visiting Germans, we'll have to post a "Sitzpinklern Verboten!" sign in the Men's.


13 posted on 12/19/2004 12:28:07 PM PST by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: gobucks

As the mother of a male child, I've had to deal with men who can't aim. Don't the Germans get similar training, or is it too Freudian?


14 posted on 12/19/2004 12:28:08 PM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: gobucks

The Euroweenies invented a nagging toilet seat?


16 posted on 12/19/2004 12:29:29 PM PST by etcetera (Where ever there are Muslims, there are problems.)
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To: gobucks

I'm drawing a line in the head over this.


18 posted on 12/19/2004 12:30:23 PM PST by Semper Paratus
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