I believe that William Jefferson Clinton is a Sitzpinkler.
I believe there is a similar proposal for the US Navy.
It's just a joke. There are plenty of similar, silly things in the US that are equally if not more outrageous.
Surpringly there are a large majority of them in Utah.
The Water Closet (restroom) ghost, a £6 voice-alarm, reprimands men for standing at the lavatory pan. It is triggered when the seat is lifted. The battery-operated devices are attached to the seats and deliver stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate (known as "Stehpinkeln").Fine. I'll piss all over the seat then.
"I believe that William Jefferson Clinton is a Sitzpinkler."
He better be, with his staining proclivities...
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If I encountered this situation I'd pee on the floor
I don't think my local Rod & Gun Club are going to stop labelling the restrooms 'Setters' and 'Pointers' at the annual banquet!
For the benefit of visiting Germans, we'll have to post a "Sitzpinklern Verboten!" sign in the Men's.
As the mother of a male child, I've had to deal with men who can't aim. Don't the Germans get similar training, or is it too Freudian?
The Euroweenies invented a nagging toilet seat?
I'm drawing a line in the head over this.