The Water Closet (restroom) ghost, a £6 voice-alarm, reprimands men for standing at the lavatory pan. It is triggered when the seat is lifted. The battery-operated devices are attached to the seats and deliver stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate (known as "Stehpinkeln").Fine. I'll piss all over the seat then.
And their stupid voice-alarm. Can anyone doubt that feminists want to emasculate men?