Posted on 12/19/2004 4:00:21 PM PST by MissouriConservative
A headline like that could create a backlash of Titanic proportions.
When I worked on my college newspaper, we took pride in alliterative headlines and obscure puns.
Well, you know we're missing the whole story. 90% of it is under the surface.
Yes, methinks his career is sunk.
Yeah, if there is enough global warming, they'll eventually have a bunch of undeveloped beach front property without all those annoying ice floes.
I know. Part of appreciating a good pun is groaning properly. :) See this thread for some real stinkers:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1299129/posts
Didn't you see "The Day After Tomorrow?" Global warming means everyone's gonna freeze to death! The whole Atlantic and Pacific Northwest are gonna be frozen. It'll be one BIG ice floe. And it's all Dick Cheney's fault.
Oh yeah--and monkeys are flying out of my butt. /sarcasm
If either of the Quaid brothers are involved in a film, it's a bad sign.
Time for the editors to put a freeze any more of his work.
They must in order to avoid a melt-down of their entire operation.
I won't give that last pun a passing grade.
It was under-C level. [rimshot]
Of course, we can't blubber on about Eskimos. Inuit was too good to last when we started. Punning is, of course, igloo that binds all these posts together...but at some point we're going to frost someone about being off topic.
At that point I think we should cool it. :)
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