[26lemoncharlie]

Their as useless as Chicken Shit on a pump handle is one of my favorites and the Dems are certainly that.

[small voice in the wilderness]

That's a good one!

The face of the Democrat Party is so ugly it could spook a stick-horse.

[Cloverfarm]

Like goose grease on a door knob, as my dad would say.

His parents, southern Democrats, would roll over in their grave at what their party turned into and Dad was sort of a homeless voter. Didn't like Bush, didn't like Kerry ... so he voted for Laura Bush ;-)

Ann

[Ellesu]

As my dad says, "They don't have enough sense to poor piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel".

[Paulus Invictus]

They're instead of their. (Grammar police in action)