[jwalsh07]

Here's a better test. If the male chihuahua has illicit sex with the toilet seat and the female mastiff's love canal contacts the chihuahua's seed on the toilet seat, can an egg be fertilized?

That was in my Philosophy 101 book. :-}

[MeanWestTexan]

I think that was written on the inside door of a stall outside the Philosophy building, too.

There was even a phone number.