>Having a degree in Microbiology
, I can say with some certainty, that hanging out around a bunghole with friends is not a wise activity
. Drop the lube and step away from the sphincter
A guy says to a clerk, "Let me have a box of condoms and a bottle of insecticide." The clerk says, "Don't you mean 'spermicide?'" The guy says, "No, insecticide. My wife has a bug up her butt and I'm going in after it!"
Lots of guys and gals
have anal sex. It doesn't
seem to kill straight folk . . .
There are probably lots of folks in Africa that would disagree.
25% of all AIDS cases are straight, non intravenous drug user, women.
But that was not my point. The anus harbors many parasites and their eggs and larva. When one engages in anal pleasures, the risk of contracting round worms, flat worms, Entamoeba histolytica, Giardia, Cryptosporidium, Isospora, BalantidiumSarcomastigophora, pin worms, tape worms and a whole host of other nasties is increases 1000 fold.
So my friend if you want to plunge your one-eyed crap compacter into a steaming, hot parasitic bog of love, be my guest.
posted on 12/21/2004 5:23:36 PM PST
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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