Subaru Boasts of a Decade’s Worth of Promoting Homosexuality

Concerned Women for America ^ | 12/20/2004 | Robert Knight

[Capriole]

Nah. This former dressage rider needs more adventure, danger, and excitement than the finest piaffe (or even capriole) can offer. Now I'm at a time in my life when I want to gallop across country and jump every stone wall in my path.

[durasell]

...you're on a brazen path that inevitably leads to barrel racing and cutting horses.

[grey_whiskers]

I stand corrected. Nonetheless, any cowboys visiting--say on a business trip--will be mighty attracted.

Full Disclosure: I've lived on the East Coast, Midwest, Deep South, and Desert Southwest. You are right, there is a relative shortage of cowboy-types out East.

Now I'm at a time in my life when I want to gallop across country and jump every stone wall in my path.

Have you considered Mountain Biking? ;-)

[investigateworld]

Here's a Montana joke I saw here:
A Montana bachelor will have a brown stain on the driver side door of his pick up. A married guy will have stains on both sides. It's called a Montana Flame job.

[durasell]

I'm from NYC. Could you explain that joke to me?

[NoCmpromiz]

'97 Lexus ES300 with 162,000 miles....
'92 Toyota pickup with 158,000 miles....

You don't drive much, do you...
(1991 VW Jetta Diesel - 317,000, 1997 VW Jetta TDI 289,000... both get significantly over 40mpg and still run strong... ;-)

Now please don't tell me that VW supports this drivel!

[ATCNavyRetiree]

Here in the Pacific Northwest, it is 99.99% certain that the person driving that Subaru is a liberal (especially the Outback). We call 'em COMMIE-CARS!

And to think we almost bought one a couple of years ago when we moved here, before we found out their reputation! Everyone I know here who drives one is a leftist!

Glad now my lady and I bought 2 Chevy Tahoes!!!

[investigateworld]

Tabbaco Chaw spit out the door's window. (I'm just giving Caprolie a heads up)

[durasell]

Thanks! I thought it had something to do with four-wheeling...

[DirtyHarryY2K]

Homosexual Agenda Ping.

[Snip]
It’s important to give credit where it’s due. So car buyers should know that Subaru takes its role as the most pro-homosexual car company very seriously.

lj will be gone from FR for a short while. I'm the volunteer until little jeremiah gets back online.

If you want on/off the list let me know.

[backhoe]

You don't drive much, do you... (1991 VW Jetta Diesel - 317,000, 1997 VW Jetta TDI 289,000... both get significantly over 40mpg and still run strong...

Just curious- what kind of oil do you use?

[ApesForEvolution]

FUBAR-U

[ApesForEvolution]

...I love a good rodeo...

[DirtyHarryY2K]

LOL

[DirtyHarryY2K]

One of our local Houston area auto dealerships that everyone chuckles about. And yes they sell subarus.

[ApesForEvolution]

...oh, no...lol

[KneelBeforeZod]

hmm yeah, the "pro gay" ads sure killed VW and Ikea. no one buys from them anymore.

[daddyOwe]

I always thought they looked a little queer.

[durasell]

Those who compete in dressage think Rodeo is someplace to shop.

[evolved_rage]

Actually our "festive" citizens are quite heterogeneous when it comes to picking a car.

As long as the lights flash in truck stops, and the steering wheel tilts up is all that is required. And if it smells like a port-o-pot, all the better.....WRETCH! what a life choice these people make.