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LIBERAL AT MY DINNER TABLE (vanty)
12252004 | me

Posted on 12/25/2004 6:54:14 PM PST by cyborg

How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house? I'm hiding in my bathroom and am so ashamed. I've avoiding talking so as not to start a fight.


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To: patton
The polite thing to do is agree with them on everything, get them drunk, and mug them.

Well, since they say that a 'former liberal' is one who has been mugged, that could be the nicest thing you could do for em! ;-)

41 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:28 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: cyborg

That should take care of it.

42 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:43 PM PST by carlr
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To: cyborg

Roast for 2 hours at 350 degrees.
Serve with applesauce.


43 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:43 PM PST by Oschisms
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To: Petronski

LOL..So, How is your pneumonia? "Seriesly", I hope you are not too sick! (or to cranky) *L*


44 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:48 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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45 posted on 12/25/2004 7:05:51 PM PST by rlmorel
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To: cyborg

Dont discuss Hillary at all. Just start the conversation nice and easy by recalling your favorite moment of election night '04 and go on from there. Merry Christmas, Girl!


46 posted on 12/25/2004 7:06:10 PM PST by rabidralph (Keep your laws off my money.)
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To: NautiNurse; cyborg

Whenever the lib asks for chicken, give them ham. If they ask for ham, give them chicken.

When called on it, just say you meant to hand them the ham before you handed them the chicken, or you favor defining 'ham' as both ham and chicken.


47 posted on 12/25/2004 7:06:21 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

Walk out and calmly proclaim that the first order of business of the new Congress is going to be to propose a Constitutional repeal of the 22nd Amendment so that Bush can run again and again. If Hillary was afraid to run against W with half the country against him wait 'till she sees his popularity rise over the next 2 yrs as the economy booms and Iraq becomes a democracy. Then sit back and smile as your liberal guest melts down.


48 posted on 12/25/2004 7:07:13 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: cyborg

Start humming "Hail to the Chief"
Ask her what SHE'LL be doing on the 20th of January?
Tell her John Kerry has syphilis.
Remind her that WE STOLE OHIO!

You get the idea...


49 posted on 12/25/2004 7:07:25 PM PST by GRRRRR (My Favorite Christmas Carols: "O Holy Night" and "Little Drummer Boy"...)
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To: AZamericonnie

The beer is helping. ;O)


50 posted on 12/25/2004 7:07:26 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

Better yet, pull a Bush I and vomit in her lap.


51 posted on 12/25/2004 7:07:36 PM PST by rabidralph (Keep your laws off my money.)
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To: cyborg

I've read your posts young lady. I don't believe for a moment that you are afraid of this lib. This is just a troll with no moderators to save it's dignity.


52 posted on 12/25/2004 7:08:06 PM PST by bad company (Just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean someone's not out to get you.)
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To: EternalVigilance

Or, if they are good looking, get them good and drunk and do what Bill would do!


53 posted on 12/25/2004 7:08:10 PM PST by rlmorel
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To: GRRRRR

Better yet, SING Hail to the Chief:


Hail to the Chief
'Cause he's the Chief and he needs hailing


54 posted on 12/25/2004 7:08:15 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg
to continue,
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. Hence he comes to us clad in all the careless terrors of nature; he is as strange as the stars, as reckless and indifferent as the rain. He is Man, the most terrible of the beasts. That is why the old religions and the old scriptural language showed so sharp a wisdom when they spoke, not of one's duty towards humanity, but one's duty towards one's neighbour. The duty towards humanity may often take the form of some choice which is personal or even pleasurable. That duty may be a hobby; it may even be a dissipation. We may work in the East End because we are peculiarly fitted to work in the East End, or because we think we are; we may fight for the cause of international peace because we are very fond of fighting. The most monstrous martyrdom, the most repulsive experience, may be the result of choice or a kind of taste. We may be so made as to be particularly fond of lunatics or specially interested in leprosy. We may love negroes because they are black or German Socialists because they are pedantic. But we have to love our neighbour because he is there-- a much more alarming reason for a much more serious operation. He is the sample of humanity which is actually given us. Precisely because he may be anybody he is everybody. He is a symbol because he is an accident.

55 posted on 12/25/2004 7:09:25 PM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
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To: rlmorel

sorry bout that. Don't have any spares.


56 posted on 12/25/2004 7:09:28 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: cyborg

I'll lend you the new shirt I had made:

Frodo Failed....Hilary Has the Ring....goes over well


57 posted on 12/25/2004 7:09:39 PM PST by hilaryrhymeswithrich (I love the Swifties...their book literally changed my life for the better....good story there!)
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To: cyborg

It's not too late for laxative brownies.


58 posted on 12/25/2004 7:10:05 PM PST by Petronski (Don't ask me about my pneumonia...it's making me very cranky.)
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To: cyborg

I've been there and have ignored it. The only time I didn't is when this relative started saying our troops were killing Iraqis indiscriminately. This was last Easter and I was not about to sit there and ignore this outrageous lie and I said that was absolute nonsense. After over a year of not being challenged the lib relative was shocked out of his wits and actually got up and left the table speechless at being called on his assertions.

Haven't seen him since.


59 posted on 12/25/2004 7:10:18 PM PST by cyncooper (Merry Christmas!)
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To: cyborg

"LIBERAL AT MY DINNER TABLE"

I know you're always saying it's hard to get a date, but this time you've really set your standards low!


60 posted on 12/25/2004 7:10:19 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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