Man Admits Hate Crime Attack Was False [MO: bozo carved 'fag' on his own forehead]

KMBC [Kansas City, MO] ^ | Dec 28, 2004 | unknown

[Mike Fieschko]

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. -- Police said a 22-year-old man was charged with filing a false report about a hate crime.

Floyd Elliott

Floyd Elliott, of Independence, told police that on Dec. 14, two subjects attacked him in the parking lot of his apartment complex. He said the attackers cut him in the stomach, branded him with a hot knife, and attempted to carve the word "Fag" on his forehead.

Investigators were suspicious about the report because the head carving was backwards, as if done while looking into a mirror.

Later, Elliott admitted to police that the injuries were self-inflicted. He said he falsely reported the attack to increase the police presence in his neighborhood.

[Mike Fieschko]

Via Michelle Malkin.

[Petronski]

Moron probably carved GAF.

[Drango]

"lame" is what he should of carved.

[EggsAckley]

LOL! Before I even read the article I was thinking what a joke it could be: the word was carved backwards.

And then I read the article. Heheheh.

[handy old one]

GAF Dosen't that mean screwup??

[2banana]

Is it a hate crime to report a hate crime if none was committed?

[Petronski]

Yep.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Stupid fat fag can't even fake a good hate crime.

[KJC1]

Investigators were suspicious about the report because the head carving was backwards, as if done while looking into a mirror.

Major DUH! What a pathetic thing to do.

[Brilliant]

If he did it to himself, then he's guilty of a hate crime. Put him away.

[Mike Fieschko]

Hope he took off his Yankees cap first.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Actually, he goofed by carving GAF...

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

He said he falsely reported the attack to increase the police presence in his neighborhood.

It's true, then: they really can't resist a man in a uniform! :)

[Petronski]

Check out the loooooooser.

[Critical Bill]

Moron probably carved GAF

Damn you beat me to it!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Here's your sign.

[Mike Fieschko]

It's true, then: they really can't resist a man in a uniform! :)

Bwahaaha.

[Gotta quit smoking when I drink my coffee.]

[Petronski]

That joke is so 'two-minutes ago.'

[investigateworld]

LOL !!!!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Investigators were suspicious about the report because the head carving was backwards, as if done while looking into a mirror.

[GraniteStateConservative]

Another Yankees dumbass.

[SAR]

Typical Yankees fan. ;)

[NoClones]

throw the dork in prison...

...then he can be among like-minder persons where he can bend over for soap anytime he wants

[The Teen Conservative]

LOL.

[Petronski]

.nmad tsuJ

[DemforBush]

LOL! That's hilarious. What a moron!

[Howlin]

I had to read the article to make sure that part was TRUE.

OMG, what a complete idiot!

[Critical Bill]

I got it,he saw this:

[Petronski]

A late, but solid, entry for Moron of the Year.

[dighton]

Actually, he goofed by carving GAF...

Click!

[new cruelty]

Moron probably carved GAF.

ROTFLOL...I think he did...

Investigators were suspicious about the report because the head carving was backwards, as if done while looking into a mirror.

[Mr. Lucky]

This guy is just queer.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Ytisrevid is our strength...

[New Perspective]

This reminds me of someone else who tried a fake stunt like this.

[Petronski]

The hate-crime looked good through his GAF Viewmaster Viewer

[Awestruck]

"Is it a hate crime to report a hate crime if none was committed?"

If a liberal yells "hate crime!" in the forest, does anyone care?

[pissant]

I'm sure the KC papers were buying this hook line & sinker, until he fessed up. The lib papers always treat these "hate crimes" as front page news, when 90% are flippin hoaxes. Lock the fat poofer up. He'll get lotsa attention from the boys in the clink.

[Petronski]

You mean he's just reeuq.

[new cruelty]

And if viewed backwards, its "Om" as in the buddhist meditation

LOL... he could then claim he was attacked by Buddhists.

[pissant]

I hope that picture is photoshopped. If not, zoinks!!!

[mlbford2]

``GAF Dosen't that mean screwup??``

I'm not sure. Ask John Kerry. I hear he might know.

[Howlin]

I had to write that on my forehead and go look in the mirror to see what you said.

[Petronski]

LOL

[Conspiracy Guy]

you mean reeuq

[Petronski]

That Tawana Brawley has not aged well at all:

[New Perspective]

HAHAH, good one.

[speed_addiction]

It's true, then: they really can't resist a man in a uniform! :)

I guess this is THE Cop for him!

[massgopguy]

Probably started the rumor about Piazza.