Bush's Election in Series Jeopardy

Various | 1-5-2005 | me

[Always Right]

Bush's Election in Series Jeopardy:  Republicans running in fear

January 5, 2005, breaking hard

(Washington DC) - The well lubed Democratic Machine is in full thrust. Millions of voters are set to march in Washington DC tomorrow to protest the certification of electors.  The other shoe has finally dropped and Bush's 2nd Inauguration may not happen.  The brilliant non-partisan Representative John Conyers, Jr., Ranking Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee has released the long-awaited Status Report Preserving Democracy:  What Went Wrong in Ohio.  This report weighing in at over 100 pages threatens to shake up Washington DC and rock the world with rock-solid evidence of how Bush stole Presidency for the second time.

Among the most damaging evidence from the report includes:

-While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar, Democrats had to fight the bitter cold and rain to go to their own polling place and some even had to wait in line to vote.

-Evil Hitler wannabe Uncle Tom partisan Bush supporter Secretary of State Blackwell actually insisted that voters be registered to vote, similar to tactics used by the Nazi's in the 1930's.

-Exit polling data which has never been wrong in the over 4 billion years the earth existed of roughly 1200 Ohioans did not match the actual vote of over 5.7 million voters.  Non-partisan Berkley statisticians calculated the odds of this happening approaching nearly a google-plex to one, which happens to be the odds of Richard Simons being straight.

-The Bush-controlled corporate monster Triad, who provided Ohio's corrupt voting machines, actually provided information to elections officials to assist them in their recount, thus insuring the recount would match their corrupt results.

-While the honest Democrat challengers randomly selected precincts with a perfect mix of all races and politely challenged voters without any partisan motives, the brown-shirt Bush supporters concentrated their vote challenge efforts in Democratic areas, and used their disruptive bigoted tactics to intimidate mostly in minority areas. 

-There were thousands and thousands of intimidated voters who were scared by these Gestapo tactics into not selecting either candidate for President.  These spoiled ballots alone could have given the real winner, the honorable war-hero patriotic Senator John F. Kerry, the election.

These numerous unexplained unprecedented highly-illegal irregularities are sufficient cause for both houses of Congress to reject Ohio's electors, thus giving John F. Kerry the majority of electoral votes cast and thus making him the President-elect.  Disregarding theses illegal Ohio electors, and ignoring the apparent vote of 5.7 million people is the only way to restore our Democracy and rebuild the lost confidence that everyone has with our corrupt voting process.  January 6, 2005 is set to be a historic day for America, perhaps even surpassing July 4, 1776.  Yes, help is on its way!

[Always Right]

The only really scary part is, this is how some people think.

[pissant]

This is HUGH!!

[Publius]

I'm gonna take a shower.

[stainlessbanner]

We're DOOMED! Doooooomed!

[holymoly]

While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar, Democrats had to fight the bitter cold and rain to go to their own polling place and some even had to wait in line to vote.

Oh, the hugh manatee!

Or something like that.

[KJacob]

While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar, Democrats had to fight the bitter cold and rain to go to their own polling place and some even had to wait in line to vote.

LOL! Thanks for posting.

[areafiftyone]

While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar, Democrats had to fight the bitter cold and rain to go to their own polling place and some even had to wait in line to vote.

Jeeze I didn't know that I could do that - Darn and I walked all the way to the polling place whenc I could have had my voting machine brought to me! OOOOH its lunch time - I gotta have my cavier sandwich!

[76834]

If they succeed in this coup attempt the only thing that will happen is the "cold civil war" that exists now will become hot.

Will be a lot of blood running in the streets.

[datura]

My beeber is stuned. Stuned, I tell ya.

[MisterRepublican]

Somebody's been lurking at DU...

[areafiftyone]

LOL I need a spell checker!

[processing please hold]

The sky is falling....The sky is falling!!!

Where did I hide that tin foil hat? Ahhhhh, found it. Under the bed.

[Lx]

The brilliant non-partisan Representative John Conyers, Jr

This alone makes me question their reasoning ability not to mention their sanity.

[KwasiOwusu]

Proof, if more proof were needed, that the left wing in America are indeed totally insane.
But hey we knew that already.
Micheal Moore made sure of that. :)

[talleyman]

A moose bit my voting machine once.

[michigander]

While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar,

Everybody knows we just send our butlers and maids out to vote for us.

[Magnum44]

I gotta have my cavier sandwich!

LOL, want to share my Grey Poupon?

[MikefromOhio]

the sky is rising the sky is rising!!!!

[Pusterfuss]

Cheese, moose, sister -- little else must be said.

[JesseJane]

Oh, the hugh manatee!

ROFLMPO!!

[Petronski]

We're doomed. Doomed! DOOMED!!!

[gopwinsin04]

All Beebers set to stunted, immediately!

[rockabyebaby]

"This is HUGH!!"

lmao, I remember that HUGH comment from another thread, funny stuff!

HUGH WHO lol, unnnnnngh!

[MKM1960]

I think you have just added to the Freeper vocabulary. I am glad my coffee was only lukewarm otherwise I would have to sous for burns to my nose and nasal passages for the ejection of said coffee through them. LOL

[bikepacker67]

The well lubed Democratic Machine is in full thrust.

I always did think of them as d*cks.

[EagleUSA]

The thing that is really disturbing is not only do some sub-IQ people think like this, but this kind of moronic tripe actually gets printed and sold....

[CyberAnt]

You forgot .. and SERIES!

[processing please hold]

Well, today my hubby's gonna bring me home a nice little semi-automatic .22 magnum. That should look nice in our gun cabinet.

P S Only the military can do a coup. I don't think they like sKerry enough for that. LOLOL

[keysguy]

My maid is late today, very late.

[Tanniker Smith]

This is HUGH!!

Hey, HUGH! This is TANNIKER!
'tsup?

TS

[processing please hold]

That is my favorite all time commercial. I love it.

[jennyjenny]

>>>>While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar, Democrats had to fight the bitter cold and rain to go to their own polling place and some even had to wait in line to vote.<<<<

Wow, I had to wait in the cold and rain to vote too. Does that make me a democrat? If so, I hope no one finds out who a voted for in this election.

[KevinDavis]

I belong to a country club??? That is new to me..

[West Coast Conservative]

OH NOES!!

[JesseJane]

Regarding Conyers, did'ja see this today?

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Where did Turkeys go?

January 5, 2005

The director of a Detroit food bank wants to know what happened to 60 turkeys -- 720 pounds of frozen birds -- that his charity gave to members of U.S. Rep. John Conyers' local staff two days before Thanksgiving to give to needy people.

The rest...

[mikrofon]

"I'll take Bush's Election for 2004, Alex..."

[CzarNicky]

-While Republicans sat comfortably in their country club and had voting machines brought to them to cast their votes while eating caviar, Democrats had to fight the bitter cold and rain to go to their own polling place and some even had to wait in line to vote.

Why did I have to stand in the bitter cold and rain to cast my vote, for Bush?

[Sthitch]

In Virginia we were served Dover Sole stuffed with lobster that was stuffed with foie gras.

[citizen]

Send this to Olberman, quick!

[MKM1960]

Yes, and that is truly hugh and series.

[holymoly]

I am glad my coffee was only lukewarm otherwise I would have to sous for burns to my nose and nasal passages for the ejection of said coffee through them. LOL

Long ago I learned not to dring *anything* while reading Free Republic. Too many comedians. ;)

[TheBigB]

The well lubed Democratic Machine is in full thrust.

Is that you, Mark Morford?

[JesseJane]

They also show up at Thanksgiving... :0(

[KevinDavis]

I had to wait in line and I'm from a Blue State!!!

[Lx]

You obviously can't trust a Democrat with anything. Stealing's in their DNA.

Rush is talking about this now.

[Toddsterpatriot]

These numerous unexplained unprecedented highly-illegal irregularities are sufficient cause for both houses of Congress to reject Ohio's electors, thus giving John F. Kerry the majority of electoral votes cast and thus making him the President-elect.

Well, actually, if Ohio's electors were simply rejected (not counted), Kerry would still lose 252 to 266.

[Da Bilge Troll]

This is HORIBEL! If there wuz any demacrats in my stat i wud vote for it!

[Leo Carpathian]

Can sKeeerrryyy un-concede his concedentation?
Has anyone seen him with (backwards) gun in his rented camos gathering RAT militia?

[RetiredArmy]

Millions of voters are set to march in Washington DC tomorrow to protest the certification of electors.

Right, sure they are. Millions!?!?! Right. Jessie doesn't have enough busses to get these people there. Are they planning on bring all the illegal aliens, homeless, Al-Quida types? A million my butt. Like the MILLION MOM MARCH I guess! Right. A million only if a Washington State / Ukraine County dem vote counter is counting.

[TheBigB]

Long ago I learned not to dring *anything* while reading Free Republic.

Dringing too much will make you go blind, my mamma said...