Caption Kerry in Iraq!

Yahoo ^ | January 6, 2005

[Diana in Wisconsin]

The woman in the center is thinking, "Man! We JUST had this place sprayed for roaches! Better get on the horn to Headquarters."

[Ciexyz]

"I just came in to pick up the trash."

[Mark]

Please tell me, guys, none of you were at Wendy's that fateful night were you?

[bray]

Firing Squads, huh????? Looks like he's getting it read to him, just like at the Wendy's!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Soul Seeker]

Kerry met with Soldiers from his state, asking them what he should tell Congress about the war in Iraq. The troops complained to Kerry that the good work that they are doing is not getting reported in the United States.

Just to make sure, this isn't a made up quotation to fit the thread, right?

If not, LOL!!

Serves that Traitor right, and God Bless them for comfronting Kerry face to face.

[P.O.E.]

Whaddya mean, "Too little, too late?"

[eternity]

Is that bald guy in the back of Kerry's left shoulder sticking his tongue out?

[april15Bendovr]

Are you trying to tell me the Swift Boat troops here dont like me either?

[pke]

Kerry: "I was getting a little tired of Theresa's psycho babble so I decided to come over here for a little torture and rape like I use to do."

Soldier: "You did that in Viet Nam?"

Kerry: "Hell no, I lied about that. I'm refering to the campaign trail!"

[Horatio Gates]

When you say, "Kick my ass" thats a joke. Right?

[dougiefresh]

Yeah, it was that mass grave down the street they just dug me out of. You don't believe me?

[LowInMo]

Sooo......That is what REAL soldier uniforms look like....

[Reaganesque]

So you want to do what? Frag me? Uh, great!! A great honor you say? Super!! Let me get my video crew!!

[avenir]

"I suspect somewhere along the line, when he's alone, he's going to admit to himself that he..."

I don't know. Frederick Kerry was 48 when he shot himself. John Kerry is approx. 62 now, and double Teflon coated after years of denial.

Plus he is an artisan personality type. Very little sticks to these types. They just let everything roll off them, don't fret or mull over things.

[Salamander]

Well that had to smart.
I guess he didn't get the "It's a quaaaaagmire/another Vietnam!" answers he was hoping for, then?

[Revererdrv]

Kerry cannot go away. He keeps looking for a photo opportunity and ways to escape being with his wife.

[AggieCPA]

"Where kin I get me one o' them jackets?"

[LowInMo]

No...Really....Guess what I am touching....right now.

[EllaMinnow]

Ick.......! But very funny.

[DennisR]

"Yeah, my name is John Kerry, and George Bush whipped me during the last Presidential election. I figured you might be able to give me a job. No? All because I haven't done anything for 20 years in the Senate? You are really going to hold that against me? Well, my wife is a billionaire, so neener, neener, neener!

James, you fool, where is my PB&J samich?"